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Losing weight makes me feel bad.

1, being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will lose weight too perfectly.

2, do not lose weight in June, sad in July, sad in August.

3, arguing about losing weight every day is just to scare the meat.

Actually, I will lose weight. I just want to gain weight for a while.

5, the word weight loss, just to scare the flesh.

6, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

7. How to lose weight if you are not full!

8. I had enough to eat and drink, and I remembered my great cause of losing weight!

9. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

10, eat in the bowl, look in the pot, and then think about how to lose weight tomorrow.

1 1, I heard that when the meteor crossed the sky that day, it was very clever to make a wish. I wish I could be thinner that day, damn it! As a result, the meteor flew back the same way!

12, school is a good place to lose weight, and losing eight or nine pounds a week is not a problem.

13, I dare not show my teeth when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man!

14, I like this sentence: I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get.

15, in order for you to hug me, you should start to lose weight today.

16, summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

17, your boyfriend won't want you anymore!

18, we are all doing hard business under the banner of losing weight.

19, losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

20, eat, I want, thin, I want, you can't have your cake and eat it, I'm leaving.

2 1, not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.

22. People have lost weight, waist and buttocks. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

23. There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

24. He told you to lose weight because he didn't like you being fat, but he made an excuse to say it was good for your health.

You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

26. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will be thin, thin, thin.

27, other women can lose weight, why can't you! Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?

28. Never need to think of it, and never forget it.

29. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

30. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

3 1, "I am fleshy, comfortable to hold, comfortable to hold" and "uncomfortable to look at"

32. The cool summer of fat mushrooms is "heartache at the thought of losing weight."

33. I'm not fat, just inconspicuous.

34. People have lost weight, waist and thighs. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

A friend told me that she would come to see me again after she lost weight. I was very nervous after hearing this. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

36. "Time has smoothed my edges and corners" and "I still refuse to admit that I am fat"

37. My obesity is temporary, and it's easy to lose weight: your short stature is lifelong, so it's hard to increase it.

38. Losing weight is generally called by fat people and done by thin people.

39. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight.

40. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

4 1, I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

42. No wonder you can't lose weight.

43. Summer is coming. Let's lose weight together. Share the second of a fat penguin. The pot under his feet is his future job. It's so cute.

You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

45. The best things are often unexpected and accidental.

46. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Many things happen. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

47. Just talk about losing weight.

48. I'm hungry, but I told myself to lose weight and not eat. The thinner I get, the fatter I get. Is this shrimp?

49. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

50. Don't underestimate the beauty of any fat man after losing weight.

5 1, I like my shadow in the sunset, which makes me tall and thin.

Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

You must come when I lose weight, because as soon as I see you, I lose my appetite.

54. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will get thinner.

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. Let me count on my fingers. Emma's stomach won again today!

56. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!

57. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

58. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body.

59. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

60. The girl who wants to lose weight and eat like crazy is just talking.