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Self-report of hemorrhoids patients

I am a hemorrhoid patient, male. It has been 17 days since the operation. There is no pain in defecation now, and there is no other discomfort (but the blood is not good yet). Considering that most patients may be suffering from hemorrhoids now, I wrote down some feelings and gave them some help.

First, folk remedies:

I tried to eat figs and stewed eggs, but it was ineffective; I tried rubbing it with white radish roots, but it didn't work; I tried taking frog grass, but it didn't work. There are still many people who say that folk remedies were used in Maitreya and Zhihu, but they don't say any folk remedies anyway ... So, I don't believe in folk remedies at all!

Second, ideological struggle.

After all kinds of hopes were dashed, I finally made up my mind to go to a good hospital for examination to see if surgery was needed. I guess the doctor may let me have an operation. After all, hemorrhoids are so big, and I have heard that hemorrhoids treat pain. But when I think that I am only in my twenties, it is very distressing to feel pain sooner rather than later, or to get hemorrhoids. So before I went to the hospital, I was mentally prepared. )

Third, the hospital treatment process

First, the doctor told me to lie on my side in bed, and then put on gloves to check my fingers. The so-called finger diagnosis means that the doctor inserts his hand into the anus. It is said that finger examination is very useful. Doctors can judge whether it is hemorrhoids or rectal polyps, or other problems. That's how I was fingerprinted. To tell the truth, I was quite nervous, especially when the doctor put his finger into his anus, and I let out a moan. I don't know what this feeling is. Of course, the doctor is still very calm and simply says: if you have mixed hemorrhoids and external hemorrhoids, cut it, well, cut it. Then he said slowly, your anus is a little narrow and easy to relapse. We will help you enlarge your anus, but you should pay more attention in the future. Then the doctor let me get out of bed, had a skin test and an electrocardiogram, and then went through the admission formalities and made the bed.

After making the bed, the doctor told me to operate at 8 o'clock the next morning. I couldn't eat for 8 hours before the operation and I couldn't get out of bed until 6 hours after the operation. That night, I had to have an enema. I was in a state of apprehension, waiting for the night to come. ...

As night fell, he was called to the enema room by the doctor at about 10.00 in the evening. The doctor told me to lie on my side like a finger test, then inserted a tube in my chrysanthemum and poured a lot of water into it. It's really chilling Chrysanthemum was originally an export, and it is very difficult for people to adapt now, but I didn't have time to think about it. In less than three minutes, it is estimated that the doctor saw that I was almost full. The doctor's words are just what I want. There are so many things poured in, it must be pulled out, so I ran to the toilet and pulled out the spilled water with shit. Then I was called to the enema room. I poured it once, and of course I pulled it again. Finally, even the rice was pulled out and my stomach was empty. When I wiped my ass, I found that the original enema water still had a cleaning effect, and the chrysanthemum felt clean and comfortable as never before.

You can't eat or drink water for 8 hours after intestinal lavage. I will lie quietly in my hospital bed on a quiet night, and I will come sooner or later, at eight o'clock the next morning!

After I opened my eyes and washed my face, the nurse arrived as scheduled and gave me an infusion (that is, I didn't have to change the medicine bottle to pull out the needle and hit my body with the needle). Then the doctor took me to the operating room on the first floor below. After one door after another, I finally lay in the hospital bed.

The doctor told me to lie still and the nurse gave me oxygen. To tell the truth, under this "sense of ceremony", I am shaking all over. The doctor is still fine. He has been comforting me like a baby. He rubbed alcohol on me while comforting me. I howl every time I rub alcohol, because I'm really nervous and scared and feel weak. Later, the doctors all laughed.

Later, before I was ready, an anesthetic hit the nerve in my spine. At that time, I let out a cry of pain and it was really biting.

After about three minutes of anesthesia, I have no feeling in my lower limbs. Let's get down to business, let's do it! The doctor gave me external hemorrhoid peeling and internal hemorrhoid ligation. At this time, I was not afraid, because I was unconscious, and I only smelled a burning smell. In less than 40 minutes, the operation was completed.

In this way, after the operation, I was carried to the bed that can be pushed by several big men, then transported to the ward and then carried to my own bed. After that, I talked and laughed with the patient in the ward, because the anesthetic has not expired, and I feel quite good. But after about four hours, I felt the pain, and it became more and more intense. My mind is full of my pain. It's too difficult. I can't help calling my friend. I really need to talk. I just poured it out, and then I don't remember. The pain continued. Later, it may be a lack of nutrition or it may be too tired. I felt sleepy, so I fell asleep. I feel really happy when I fall asleep, because it doesn't hurt when I fall asleep.

Six hours after the operation, I finally got out of bed. I can't hold my breath, and it's convenient to go to the toilet. I just didn't feel dizzy all the way. Not only did it hurt, but I was also very tired. But I still rely on tenacious willpower to go to the toilet that feels extremely far away, and every step is very difficult! Then I have to pee. It takes about 2 minutes to urinate. Maybe it's the nerves after the operation. It's the first time I found it so difficult to pee. After peeing, I went back to the hospital bed because of the operation. On the way, I just didn't faint and broke out in a broken sweat! In the clouds. I'm so hungry. I wolfed down a lot of food after sitting on the bed. Facts have proved that it is really unwise to eat hard. As for why, press the button and make a detailed list.

I began to have the idea of defecation on the third day after operation, which is the most painful thing of this operation!

If you want to pull, you can't pull it back, you can't pull it back. Otherwise, the shit will be hard, and it will hurt to pull it out again. So I got up the courage to go to the bathroom. After many attempts, I released it and held it back, and finally pulled it out. This process is simply hell. I am a man, but I didn't cry in the toilet. I didn't bite my T-shirt. I bit the toilet paper. I screamed in the toilet and the whole ward could hear me. After about 3 minutes, I finally pulled it out. I finally limped back to the hospital bed, and I will think of it. I wish I had wolfed down so many hard things, or if I had more milk, or if I had some porridge, it wouldn't be so painful soon!

After that, I took a rest, changed the medicine after two days (the doctor will change it for you, and it doesn't hurt very much), and then I soaked my ass after going to the toilet. Every time I go to the toilet, I stay in hell for two minutes, crying with pain. After going to the toilet, I will cry in pain again, probably because my nerves are getting longer and longer and the pain is getting worse. Tip: If you really can't help the pain, you can take painkillers one hour before going to the toilet. The painkiller is still effective, because I didn't know it before, so the pain is unbearable.

Eight days after operation, I was discharged from the hospital and went home. It still hurts to go to the toilet, and sometimes it hurts for half a day after going to the toilet. Fortunately, the doctor prescribed me a lot of painkillers, or I would have become a Zhong Zhen in 10,000 years in one second.

It's 17 days after operation, and the recovery is still normal. Every time I go to the toilet, I have to soak my ass, and I have to soak my ass after taking a shower, all in order to keep it clean and prevent infection. The medicine for soaking ass is not cheap, once in 39 yuan.

Note: 1) It's better to eat liquid food after operation, and don't eat peppers and hard things, otherwise it's easier to get in and harder to get out.

? 2) Don't touch other drugs after soaking your ass. If other drugs are applied, chrysanthemums will grow quickly. Growing up too fast may not be beautiful.

? 3) Don't use too much force when going to the toilet, otherwise hemorrhoids will form again.

4) Find a good hospital and a reliable doctor to prevent poor postoperative recovery, lax anal closure and excrement leakage, anal stenosis. Of course, a good hospital and a reliable doctor will not leave you with sequelae.

5) Prepare diapers or sanitary napkins after operation, because there is pus (in fact, it is not pus but anal secretion) on the buttocks after operation for about 1 month.

6) The operating cost is about 1.2 million. (Changsha Public Hospital)

7) Stay in bed within one month after operation to prevent massive bleeding.