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Autumn (female statue)
Copywriting:
Warm breath between toes, inch by inch, soft things, just stick to my barefoot, lick a little, so comfortable ... I knew it was it-smelly ball-the dog I often pluck! Who told him to love hair removal so much? In order not to let the dog's hair fly around, I pulled and pulled, and finally made it look like Elder Ge, hehe. ...
Kicking in a daze, annoying guy, don't you know my sister is sleeping? Lick what? I must be hungry! Poor smelly ball ... close your eyes, ignore it and continue my unfinished dream ... huh? Something seems to be wrong! Can a dog's tongue turn in circles? Will it be funny?
The moment I opened my eyes, I was scared to death. ...
A long Mao Dongdong is licking my bare feet seriously! And there is a tendency to lick along the way! I took a deep breath and my heart began to accelerate like a sports car after stealing for a minute! This is sneaky! "Ghost" ... My legs began to twitch and I couldn't move on the spot. People also fell. ...
Comments: In fact, I don't remember this film clearly, only vaguely remember a woman of color, surrounded by many excellent men. This article, no matter from the perspective of task shaping or plot, is not as good as "Color All over the World", but I like NP children's shoes and must not miss it. The problem of big heart is at least humorous in language and vivid in characterization.
Four Seasons Bloom (Through the Head, NP) Author: Miyato Shen Xiu.
Copywriting:
Speaking of her life ... it's really like winning the lottery ... Her only good companion and good friend once looked at her seriously and said to her, "You should be confident just like winning the lottery, because not everyone can win the lottery."
Although her only companion and best friend is a very virtuous person, only that sentence can be believed, because … let her describe herself like a jackpot …
Half forehead bent down.
A triangular eye that can't be opened.
A nose with holes.
The big round face of sesame cake.
To sum up, she is a lucky one who won the God's Prank Award, and also a lucky one who knew from an early age that she was not only not beautiful at all, but even worse than ordinary people.
Comment: This article is regarded by many as a classic of women's respect for NP. After reading it twice, I have to say that the author's writing style is still very good. In the article, I seem to see the shadow of the Grand View Garden. In feudal society, women are superior to men and everyone is afraid of danger. In this society, abnormal people have become women who travel through the past. She pities the people around her, she respects equality, she is affectionate, and those excellent soft men are infatuated with her. The water in the article is slightly turbid, but just right, which makes people feel that sex born of love is good.
"Breaking Grass" (Crossing the Head, NP) Author: Hu Yue Aquilaria sinensis
Copywriting:
Is it a blessing or a curse? The soul turned to the daughter island,
Dream continent rainbow dynasty,
I'm happy and worried.
Which one should I spoil with a beautiful man around?
Just say it's beautiful, crying and making noise over there,
The dilemma is really annoying:
It turns out that men are noisier than women!
Stop it, stop pretending to be lofty,
Confess my hobbies,
Grab the left, grab the right,
People are rarely added at the right time and place.
Don't do it for nothing!
Smiling and Embracing the Beautiful Man in the Country (Crossing the Head, NP) Author: Free and unfettered world of mortals
Copywriting:
The direction of life,
It's just as difficult to go the other way.
A completely ideal world is still full of bloodshed.
I don't care whether the world eliminated me or I changed this era.
The important thing is.
Do you want a man as beautiful as a flower? Two or three?
Or all of them?
In this paper, women are superior to men, and men have children. NP is very uncomfortable.
"Drunk and Jiangshan Beauty" (Crossing the Head, NP) Author: Xiaoyao Red Dust
Copywriting:
A lonely ghost from another world had sex with her ability, but when she won over all the beautiful men in the country, the situation surfaced again. The appearance of the man who once gave her all the strength, the witty and cunning appearance of that country, and the debts owed in the past, can she be with her lover as she wishes? How much infatuation will a heart that can no longer be separated fail?
Comments: Smiling and drunkenly hugging the handsome guys all over the country, including the following handsome guys in the zodiac, are all articles about carefree world, and carefree boasts that the wolf is big because there is much meat in it. But I think that carefree writing is more similar to the early fish and big heart. The hostess is free and easy, dare to love and hate, fearless and difficult, and only seeks true love. Such women and all kinds of men are the main reasons that attract me.
"The Chinese Zodiac of the Handsome Man" (NP) Author: Free and unfettered world of mortals
Copywriting:
Do you think crawling on your knees in the snow can hook my soul with white slender thighs?
Do you think I should be gentle and affectionate when I collude?
Do you think you are leaving my heart because your chest is half exposed in spring?
Do you think I'm gentle and sweet when I cry with innocent eyes?
Do you think I am very close and loving when I hold the quilt and shrink the foot of the bed with my shoulders half exposed?
Who am I? The first time I was in the grass, as long as I didn't let my feelings go.
People stay for me, and I don't want the country.
Twelve handsome men, twelve spring songs, twelve landscapes and twelve feelings.
Who is around?
Luohan Jianghu zai wine shop
Chu waist thin palm light.
After dreaming in Yangzhou for ten years, I woke up.
Known for being fickle, even on the street of the blue house.
Content label: Spring breeze is reborn once.
Search keywords: protagonist: Shangguan Chuye supporting roles:,, Mu, Nan Yujingchi, Lin, etc. ┃ Others: female statues, many beautiful men.
Comments: The writing style still follows the wolf's style, but this article is better in plot and wording. This article is very long, but I read it patiently. Now it's published, so it hangs outside class. There is abuse, joy, tears, intrigue, calculation and eternal love. There are twelve handsome men, all kinds, and a carp essence ... Khan. It's still a very good NP text.
"Qing Huai Xian Zi Luo" (Xian Xia, NP) Author: Xiaoyao Red Dust
Copywriting:
Gentle and considerate purple invertors, I embrace;
I rub the pale and cold iceberg flame;
I touch the misty sunset;
Cold and tangible Tibetan tung, I embrace;
Sunshine man in the early morning, I hold on tight;
Q: Can you afford to raise so many beautiful men?
Answer: For the sake of handsome men, it's all my words that immortals fight immortals and immortals fight immortals.
Comments: It is also a free and easy essay. The difference is that this essay is about cultivating immortals, so the content is more interesting and vivid. However, the abuse is still the abuse, and the crying is still crying. The plot is ups and downs. Only you can't think of it. You can't do it without wolves. He is also a wonderful article.
Notes on the Girl Country (through the top of the head, NP) Author: Copywriting:
Julia Hong, a white-collar woman who has worked hard in the workplace for several years, never dreamed that she would be killed by robbers at home, and her soul also crossed into a magical country where women are superior to men. Here, she suddenly became the eldest miss of Ye Jia, the richest man in the daughter country, and the sole heir to huge property. ...
In order to celebrate her, the family chose to get married, but my gentle and graceful son wanted to poison Julia Red before he got married.
At this critical moment under siege ...
With his experience in the workplace, Hong calmly dealt with all kinds of difficulties in his official career and launched a series of happy, touching or legendary love stories with many stunning men. ...
Absurd and bizarre crossing, strong and unyielding woman, man oppressed by society and feudal ethics, this is a vulgar story, please be careful ... Leading role: Julia's red supporting roles: Ren Qingqing, Shen Peony, Han, Yan Feifei, Qi Yue, Tong Qing, Fu Sang, Qing Zhu, Yan Shuang, Chu Hanyu, etc. Women are strong and men are strong, each with its own strong points, so the story turns a thousand times ~ ~
Phoenix of the family
Copywriting:
After an accidental crossing, she was reborn as a beautiful Sargam who was assassinated.
The door is deep, the hand is rejuvenated, and it is good at intrigue.
She is surrounded by all kinds of handsome men,
She wandered between emotion and desire. Did she finally have everything, or did she just get a spoonful?
Thousands of tenderness, thousands of tenderness, a feast under the night!
Hand in hand, palm dry Kun, Xiao (crab) wandering away (crab)!
……
He, Ying Fei and Janker were saved by her;
He, Yan Bing, the owner of thousands of cabinets, is a demon-like handsome man;
As a childhood friend, he wants to remarry with others;
He, Ji, is a leader in business and thinks highly of himself;
He, Yu Han, the best teacher, finally lost his heart. ...
……
The intrigue in the mansion, the intrigue in the mall,
Shall we sing a river's lake tour or have a court battle?
Is the hero short of breath or immersed in love?
……
Beautiful scenery, a feast at night, showing the peerless phoenix!
……
Special note: this article is an alternative respect for women. Men are tall and strong, and women are petite and exquisite, but the status difference is that women are superior to men!
This article involves rivers and lakes, curtilage doors, shopping malls, courts and all kinds of handsome men. Men have children and don't like to enter cautiously!
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