It's funny to say.

1, if you delay, I'll kick you to the South Pole and waltz with penguins.

A tinkling cat always lives in the dark, because it can't see its fingers.

Some troubles are imaginary, but we regard them as real.

4. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

As long as someone respects me, I begin to doubt human dignity.

7. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. If you feel sick, you can't eat.

8. There is a one-dollar coin in the flower bed, but the sign next to the flower bed says, "Step into the flower bed and be fined three yuan!" How embarrassing!

9. Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. The world does not belong to you.

10. Actually, I have never left the Jianghu. I just dive in the Jianghu for a long time.

1 1, Weiqi is familiar to everyone. Horses walk in the fields, just like the sun, coming and going, which is pointed out by thousands of people, alas, harmony.

12. Judging from the way he eats, it is hard to believe that human beings will become extinct one day.

13, if you can't become Edison Chen, then you should learn from Nicholas Tse!

14, everyone is original at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

15, arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't be saved. I think I can save it!

16, I was sad for several days to see you smile; I am very happy to see you cry for several years!

17, a blind cat may not see a dead mouse, but a scholar played early and saw a soldier.

18, they all say that "a woman without talent is virtue", and I think I should be respected.

19, it is even more pleasing to see the green hills. It is expected that the castle peak will collapse when I see you!

20. When you fall down with only one drop of blood left, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.

2 1. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

22, gorging, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows.

23, I want to be a stinky tofu-like man, smelling stinky and eating fragrant, which is called connotation.

24, three people must have my wife, choose its beauty and take it.

25. I have made up my mind. When I grow up, I want to start an Internet company, and its name is Muer, just like Thunder.

26. Women now: Looking back, the weather is good. Looking forward to the future, no grain will be harvested.

27. Every woman can only be a girl for two years, while every man can, uncle, for a long time.

28. If one day men all over the world menstruate, I will sell sanitary classics.

29. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find out!

Last night, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night. The next day, I found that I lost weight.

3 1, I didn't know you when you knew me; I know you when you like me; I like you when you love me; I fell in love with you when you left me.

I thought that if the days were so long, the land would grow. Who knew there would be an earthquake?

When robbing a bank, the robber said a wise saying: Nobody moves! Money belongs to the country, and life is your own.

34. I can only blame myself for being too young. I didn't see it clearly.

35. All the people who bully me get out. People who are going to bully me don't have to go away. You have no right to go out.

36. In front of China, Thailand, wearing yellow jerseys, had the demeanor of Brazil in a trance.

37. A friend proposed to his fiancee: Do you want to make a mistake again and again and become a lifelong regret? Here's your chance!

38. After watching CCTV, I think China is great; Gossip about the world and feel China!

39. Nowadays, rich people are not as good as powerful people. Powerful people are not as good as people with guns. People with guns are not as good as people with axes and sickles!

40. The superior leader inspected the Xishui County Taxation Bureau, met the secretary of the director, and asked with concern, "Has the climax come today?"

4 1, I thought the tiger photo was real, but as soon as I heard the government say it was true, I immediately knew it was fake!

42. If the boss uses you, you are a talent; When not in use, it is layoffs.

43. Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road!

44. The greatest happiness in life is to eat the leaves left between your teeth at noon and remember them slowly in the afternoon.

45. Every time Duan Yu knows a beautiful woman, his father will say three words to him earnestly: "Your sister!"

46. The dog said to the bear, Marry me. Marry me, and you will be happy. The bear said, I won't marry. If I marry you, I will only have a bear. If I marry a cat, I will have a panda. That would be noble.

47. I said, Uncle Grey Wolf, I have watched you for several years. When can I catch sheep to eat?

48. Do you know what year it is? We are all people who have lost time, cutting and cutting until we are beyond recognition.

49. Maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.

Love sentences that often appear beautiful in gray.

Love sentences that often appear beautiful in gray.

1. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

Facts have proved that children involved in words will never be happy. Their happiness is like playful children, wandering to the skylight, but still refusing to come back.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

4. The space where songs are formed allows years to come and go freely, so the face of the person who is still protected has never changed with great and endless hatred.

One day I will walk away from you quietly, without any sound. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

6. I look at you smiling, silent, proud and lost, just like now, so I am happy with you, and I am sad with you, but I have always stood in the present, and you will always stay in the past.

7. If we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and bow our heads slowly, while listening to stories that will never grow old.

I forgot which wall I carved a face on. Zhang Weixiao smiled and stared at my face sadly. Will the love carved behind the back of the chair bloom like flowers on the concrete floor in a windless forest?

9. Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be rewarded, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

10. When you really love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is. There is always a gap between words and feelings.

1 1. Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. Everything is like a misplaced painting. Everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly stretches and staggered bit by bit. Maybe we should really forget what we put wrong.

12. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

13. There is no soft love in a hard city.

14. Many things that we thought would never be forgotten were forgotten in the days that we never forget.

15. I know I'm not a good recorder, but I like reviewing the road I've traveled more than anyone else. I not only looked back, but also rushed forward angrily.

16. You gave me a tear, and I saw all the oceans in your heart.

17. If God wants to destroy a person, he will go crazy. But I have been crazy for so long, why hasn't God killed me?

18. Will love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?

19. In this sad and bright March, I beat my horse through my thin youth, through corydalis, through kapok, through the flickering sadness and impermanence.

20. If you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

2 1. Things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten in the process of our obsession.

22. A lonely person will always remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I will always think of your loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

23. Whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again.

I count your smiles every day, but when you were in Lian Xiao, you were so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.

25. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

26. Once there was a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like a fog. That smile has become a swift river deeply buried in my heart, and I can't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.

27. The noise and light in the world and the happiness and happiness in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, they passed by, and the warmth came out like a spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

28. The wind blows like a broken flower, and your smile shakes and shakes, becoming the most beautiful ornament in my life, looking at the sky, the snow and the deep shadow of the season.

29. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried so hard to forget.

30. hide in a certain time and miss the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

3 1. Take my hand and close your eyes, and you won't get lost.

32. If one day we are not together, we should be together.

33. Some things haven't finished yet, so forget it. Everyone is a king, dominating in his own world. You don't listen to me, but you don't want me to listen to you either.

34. I forgot which wall I carved a face on-Zhang Wei smiled and stared at my face sadly. We laughed and said that we stayed in the same place in time, but in fact we were already swept away silently by the torrent.

35. Some people will be engraved in memory forever. Even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, the feeling when they think of him will never change.

Non-mainstream is often sad.

1, more sad than lovelorn, friendship is far more complicated than love.

2. What you get may be lost, but losing it is not a bad thing.

If you don't know what you want, you will be at a loss when you have it.

I feel so tired. Should I give up? I am afraid of losing you, and my life will lose its color.

Every time I am sad, I will think of your kindness. If we are brave, will there be different endings?

6, keep saying that you love me, but you don't want to be with me for a lifetime! Don't blame the reality of you, only blame yourself for incompetence!

7. I open my eyes every morning and see you and the sunshine. This is the future I want.

8. How do you feel about me? I can't stand not knowing what it's like.

9. When you leave home and go out to work hard, you will know how important home is to you.

10, hate me. It doesn't matter, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

1 1, life and death meet, we don't talk about the mirror, but look at each other's eyes, ourselves and each other.

12 aunt, lend your daughter this month and pay you back one big and one small next year.

13, Russia will change because of you, and Russia will still maintain its consistent style.

14. Maybe you just turned on the radio and played it to you again. This program is over.

15, the phoenix that used to play here, so that this place was named after them, and left without permission, waiting all night. From then on, Wan Li cried.

16, I miss it so much, I just hide in the corner. Looking at the mottled past, I have been scarred!

Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and an understanding heart. │つIt seems that Finn is not qualified.

18, didn't the four of us agree never to part? Your change is beyond our expectation.

19, I just want someone to understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

I don't need that person to be perfect. I just need that person to make me feel. I am the only one.

2 1, if you are me, if you love me as much as I love you, love me.

22. I can only say that I have never stopped thinking about you. Will you suddenly think of me at a certain moment?

23. Life is never smooth sailing, even if you encounter setbacks, you feel sad. You should also hold the rudder in your hand.

24. After crying, I am still the Jin Yuqian who hides everything in my heart.

25, Qian Qiu fame, I buried you all my life, exquisite country, ridiculous but no king's life.

26. Can I always pay, can you give me a little tenderness, can you not keep me looking forward to it in vain?

27. Everyone has his own life. Now that he has forgotten me, why should I miss him?

If you ask why you met your boss in laziness, I can only tell you, because the earth is round.

29. Couples who are eager to move in class should hold on! Don't mess around where you study.

30. If you can't be yourself, then simply don't want this love.

3 1, Zeng Jin went out in pairs. I'm alone now. What's the matter with you? Why do good sisters become like this?

32. Smiling is a cheap way to improve your appearance.

33. My first impression of you is unforgettable.

34. Live your true self faintly, which is the most powerful counterattack.

35. A smile is like a band-aid, which covers the wound and still hurts.

Easy won't last long, and long won't come so easy.

37. Memory is a wonderful thing. It lives in the past and exists in the present, but it can affect the future.

38. Maturity means less self-righteousness and more self-knowledge.

When you want to talk, what you say must be more valuable than your silence.

40. A person's life is a play. You must be serious in acting, but you should not be too confused.

Sad mood phrases.

1, the sun is shining outside, but my heart is bleak in the autumn wind.

What you are pursuing now will become unimportant one day.

The promise we lost in the past has finally become a worthless word.

I met all the extraordinary things, but I didn't meet an ordinary you.

5. There is a process and an ending. If you pester me again, even you will feel greedy!

6. Sometimes what I care about is not what you say but what you don't say.

7. I want to try my best to leave my circle and live in a bigger circle.

8. I found myself gradually depressed and lost myself. What should I do?

9. Love that is too cautious will not be happy. Letting go will have the best result.

10, people who have never cried in the long night are not enough to coexist with language.

1 1, waiting for your concern until my heart closes.

12, fireworks by the sea, gorgeous my loneliness.

13, I connected all my memories into a movie, only to find that it was a tragedy.

14, it doesn't matter if you are tired.

15, all sadness always leaves a trace of joy. All regrets always leave a perfect corner.

16, love, I can't afford to love, but I can't afford to hurt. Fortunately, I can wait.

17. The pressure in my life makes me want to give up everything and my career.

18, if I say I want to be alone, I actually need you more than ever.

19, I thought I found the entrance to happiness but found it was the abyss of pain.

20. If eternity is a joke, do you dare to play with me to death?

2 1, there is always someone who will live in your heart forever, but he is no longer in your life.

22. People who have not cried in the long night are not enough to coexist with language.

23, all the gains and losses for you, all the pride and self-esteem are lost.

24. You said you wanted to look down, but when I looked down again, it became transparent.

25. He and she are too emotional. He lovingly held her in his arms, held her tightly to his chest and buried his head in her soft neck. She curled up in his body and burst into tears. They vowed that no matter when and where, no matter the future, they would never be apart.