Humorous messages that amuse your wife, jokes that amuse your wife.

If you make your wife angry and unhappy, how can you make her happy? Sometimes a humorous short message that makes your wife happy can also make her happy. Let's take a look at the humorous short messages that make your wife happy.

Humorous SMS to tease your wife 1-5

1) the tree grows dark in summer, and loving you is never negotiable; The balcony falls into the pond, but your shadow lingers; The yard is full of roses, and I am ecstatic with your message. This is a summer full of sunshine, passion, sincere wishes and good luck!

2) You are my harbor. When I am tired, I can snuggle in your arms and rest carefree. You are my pistachio, you will bring sweet laughter when I am bored; You are my lucky general. When I see you, all the bad luck will slip away. Baby misses you.

3) Love is two of a kind's hand in hand, a caring kiss, a sincere heart, a lifelong companion, and a red line that connects me with your love. Let love stay with you, stay with you and stay true forever.

Love is like ice cream. If you eat too fast, you won't enjoy the sweetness. If you eat too slowly, it will melt naturally. People who love each other should grasp the scale, hold each other's hands and love each other forever!

5) Madame Curie said? I doubt love? Thunder man? Take one to the lab to do the experiment first. ? The result of the study is that you are extraordinary? Thunder man? , you are the legendary? Thor? !

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Humorous SMS to tease the wife 6- 10

6) Love is like a moth to the fire, which makes people learn to be brave, love is like the sea to accommodate all rivers, love is like a fish, which makes people learn to share, and love is like rain and dew, which makes people learn to pay. I wish you a colorful love life!

7) You are the wind, I am the sand, lingering in the world to enjoy the sunset glow, you are the fork handle, I am the fork, we eat together, you are the body of the black tea bottle, I am the lid, and another bottle is really awesome. Love is everywhere. I sincerely give your love. I wish you find true love, and Yue Lao is with you.

8) Every day, every year, every day, every year; Sweetness, love, kiss, loyalty; Know each other, love each other and embrace each other. I wish people who love each other love and happiness all their lives!

9) the reason for eating-hungry; The reason for sleeping-sleepy; The reason for love is stupid; The reason for marriage-stupidity; The reason for divorce-fatigue; People who remarry are crazy! The reason for sending messages is that I miss you!

Humorous short messages tease your wife 1 1- 15

1 1) may not be reasonable, but it must be intimate! Not necessarily inseparable, but we must cherish each other! It is not necessarily icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help! You don't have to contact often, but you must take it to heart!

12) Miss in spring, love in summer, blessings in autumn and wishes in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love this life and love you forever; This life oath will not change. May our love last forever.

13) Don't look at me vulgar, that means I am sincere, don't look at me stupid, that means I am sincere to you, don't look at me stupid, that's because after falling in love with you, don't look at me handsome, that's because I am the most handsome in your heart!

14) There is a hot girl at home who is quick-tempered, honest, healthy and beautiful. You are my white lady, and you will love me all my life.

15) If you want to make progress in life, you should remember your wife's warning. If you want to succeed in your career, your wife should blow the pillow talk. Your efforts are my motivation and my guarantee of happiness, wife, happy every day! 、

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Humorous SMS to tease your wife 16-20

16) In winter, sunshine is sent to you from Hawaii; In summer, send you the coolness of Harbin; In spring, go boating with you in the West Lake; In autumn, I will accompany you to watch Xiangshan turn yellow. I would like to send my true feelings to your heart and make you happy all the year round!

17) Don't sneeze, because then I will catch a cold; Don't sleep late, because then you won't be able to eat my breakfast. Don't lose your temper, because then I will be very sad. Don't ignore me, or I'll go crazy!

18) Give my heart and don't promise you; Give me the truth and don't promise you; Needless to say, the act of true love is nothing If you love me, please rest assured. Needless to say.

19) You are the strongest magnet in the world. When I get close to your magnetic field, there is no possibility of escape. I have been completely captured by you, and I am destined to be intoxicated by you in my life.

20) I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.