Classic funny swearing sentences

1, the scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of disgraced ancestors.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

3. You are really postmodern.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

If I want to have a child, I must let you teach him, and I must teach him history. Look at your face. China remembered it for five thousand years.

6. You bitch are so fond of taking advantage. If you cut someone else's real hand short, you would have been fucking paraplegic!

7. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone!

8. Long adventure ... Creative.

9. You hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic eruption.

10, you waste air, land and RMB at home.

1 1, if someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you can have the same power as long as you skydive.

12, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

13, what is more troublesome than meeting a bitch is … meeting two bitches at the same time.

14, you are a natural inspiration!

15, you should be grateful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills, otherwise you wouldn't be so big.

16, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

17, you look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

18, you look very creative and live bravely. Ugliness is not your intention.

19, in order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars.

20. It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. He may be the Tang Priest. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

2 1, your appearance is not accurate, and the proportion is not well played.

22. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

23, even the flowers are beautiful, and you are more than 10 times.

24. All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will also become history.

25. You look very relaxed.

I won't know you until I do something good in my life. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough!

27. This century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

28. After listening to you, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

29. Who said you weren't sick? Call his mother to see me!

30. You have a pair of eyes that look down on people. It is said that dogs look down on people.

3 1, I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

32. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

If you are cool and handsome, human beings can only reproduce asexually.

The saliva you spit is more deadly than SARS.

35. If you want to * *, only someone will advise you not to leave your body, so as not to pollute the environment.

36. You like to push people with your stomach to prove that you are smart.

37. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory!

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

39. Smiled and said, "Bajie, Master wants to see you."

40. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.

4 1, if you don't bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible.

42. You are a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease.

The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you.

44. The dragon is innocent. The dragon is sorry for the people and the party.

45. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

46. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touch.

47. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

48. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

49. You look like the scene of a car accident.

50. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

5 1, MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

52. The festival is coming, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees don't need skins, and they will undoubtedly die; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; Man is cheap and invincible.

53. Fenqing is only one step away from patriotism and not one step away from SB.

If you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help coming at you, and even grenades will explode when they see you.

55. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

56. It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your fault that you are scary!

57. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

58. You are a cute, charming, hardworking little white hybrid fish who will always serve the people.

59. Dare to go out for a walk when you know you are ugly. You are not ashamed, and neither are your parents. Your parents are not ashamed, I am ashamed of your parents.

60. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.

6 1, now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself!

62. You are the abandoned baby of Mount Everest snowman and the murderer of septic tank blockage.

63. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.

64. I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.

65. The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

66. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

67. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

69. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?

70. The mouse walked away with tears in her eyes when she saw you!

7 1, you are a descendant of African black pig, a chimpanzee with yin and yang imbalance.

72. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.

74, the left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

75. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

76. Clear water makes no fish, while lowly people make no difference.

77. You look like most people's first-generation ID cards.

78. You haven't fully evolved. It's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.

79. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

80. When you were a child, you lacked calcium, but when you grew up, you lacked love.

8 1, I used to like her broad mind, but it was nothing more than an airport!