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Five senses compete for merit

Five senses compete for merit 1

One day, the mouth said to the nose: "I can taste delicious food all over the world and speak nice words to make others happy. How can you be better than me?" Come down here!"

He took a deep breath and said, "I can tell the difference between the fragrance and the smell. When I smell the fragrance, it will make you linger in the scent. If I didn't tell you, you would have swallowed it long ago, causing you great pain!" His mouth stopped talking.

Eyes refused to admit defeat and said: "I can see all the beautiful scenery in the world. I can see who is where and what is placed where. I can't see the colorful world without me." , I am number one." Then he said to his eyebrows: "I am so powerful, how can you step on my eyes?"

My eyebrows became angry and turned into an inverted figure and said: "Hmph, although I'm not very useful, have you ever thought about how ugly you would be without me? When guests come, they will be scared away by your strange appearance. I can still express the joy and anger of the little master. Sad music!" After saying this, her character turned into a beautiful willow eyebrow.

At this time, the little master heard their conversation with his ears, and said: "Stop making noises. Have you noticed that your ears are standing in their own positions and working silently for us. In fact, you They are all the same, each has his or her own role, and no one can do without the other. Only if you cooperate can you serve me. "Five senses compete for credit 2

"Humph, I have the greatest credit. Without me, the master will be useless. He can't smell the intoxicating fragrance of flowers, and he can't even feel the mouth-watering deliciousness of his favorite braised pork," Nose said with pride.

"What the hell!" Brother Eyes sang in harmony, "Without us, the master would not be able to see things and would have to grope in the dark. He might even bump into a telephone pole while walking and get hit on the head. So, we should take the top spot with the greatest credit." Eyes arrogantly said.

"If you don't tell me, you really don't know how high the sky is!" Zuozui couldn't wait to join in, "With me, the master can enjoy the delicacies of mountains and seas, and you can also take advantage of it. Otherwise, you guys He's already dead, why should he make irresponsible remarks here?" He retorted fiercely.

"Although what you all said is correct, my contribution is the greatest. Look, what is on the left side of the word "smart"? Isn't it still the "ear" of my ears? Besides, if Without me, the master can no longer hear the beautiful music, and can only live in a silent and soundless world. "The ears are not willing to be outdone, shouting loudly, for fear that others will not hear.

"My contribution is the greatest!" "I am the most important!" "I am the most powerful!" "My IQ is the highest!" Just when they were arguing, the little master woke up from his dream. After knowing the whole story, he said sincerely: "Eye to see all directions, ears to listen to all directions, and eloquent... These are your strengths, but you can't just have your own strengths. 'Everyone is of the same mind and can make sharp decisions. Jin', I am incomplete without any one of you. You must work together, unity is strength." After hearing this, everyone bowed their heads in shame. From then on, they helped each other and never competed for credit. Five senses compete for merit 3

"My head, I have good news to tell you today. I won a first prize in the composition contest. The organizing committee gave me 50,000 yuan and a trophy. I I feel like it’s all the result of my facial features.”

The ears jumped out happily and said: "This is all my credit. Without me, the cow would not have heard this good news!"

The head said: "Well, What you said makes sense, so I’ll give you the 50,000 yuan and the trophy.”

The eyes jumped out angrily and said: "This is all my credit. If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be able to see the question."

The head said: "Well, you said It makes sense, then I’ll give you the 50,000 yuan and the trophy.”

As soon as Yan Yan finished speaking, he kicked Yan Yan by the nose and said, “This is all my credit, if it weren’t for me. Come and breathe, the head is already dead."

The head said: "Well, what you said makes sense, then I'll give you the 50,000 yuan and the trophy.

He punched his nose hard and said: "I can breathe. When you were sick, the mucus flowed into my mouth. I can also eat. If it weren't for me, my head would have starved to death." ! "

The head said: "What you said makes sense, who should I give it to? "

At this time, the five senses were all arguing. The head said: "Stop arguing, if you continue to argue, I will burn the money and throw away the trophy."

The five senses They lowered their heads in shame and said, "I'm sorry, it's our fault. "

The head said: "As long as you know you are wrong, I will give each person 10,000 yuan and put the trophy where everyone can see it. "

From then on, everyone lived in harmony. The five senses compete for merit 4

The summer night is still too hot, so if you go into a big steamer, the five senses will not be able to sleep. As for the ear, it was as red as the sunset, so it spoke first: "What kind of weather is this? It's so hot that people can't breathe. How can a person like me, who is used by the master, enjoy such conditions?" Look at me..."

Ear kept talking about his contribution, but the mouth on the side couldn't listen anymore: "Brother Ear, you are the only one who hums, you look like a number." 3" There is another big hole in the middle. Also, just listen to it. You see, I look good. I still play a big role in critical moments. Take the last time as an example. If it weren't for my How can the master of my mouth take first place in this speech?" The tongue said loudly in the mouth: "You, you can't say that, otherwise, the master will not even know the sweet and salty taste of the meal and refuse it to me. Now the master The talent is fat! He glared and said, "Why!" Why! You all work hard, but I have no merit. The master uses me to see the world clearly, and uses my eyes to recognize bad things.” He couldn’t listen anymore, and he gasped and shouted: “None of you have done as much as me, the master uses me to breathe.” , If you don’t breathe, it’s long ago...! "The five sense organs all argued about their own merits. They became louder and louder, and finally woke up the owner. After waking up, he couldn't fall asleep. He only had to go to the hospital for treatment of insomnia and took medicine for a week in vain. I also stayed in the hospital for a week, not to mention the money spent, not to mention the Chinese medicine I "enjoyed" in the hospital.

The five senses were so apologetic that they said they were not good. If they hadn't been like this, how could the owner be like this. Yes! Why bother with facial features like this? Even if you have a lot of credit, it’s better to be optimistic and laugh it off if you use your mind to quarrel with others. Why hold on, smile a little, and have a small temper? A little, a smarter mind, a bigger belly, work hard to do these things, and you will be better! Five senses compete for merit 5

Whether we are beautiful or handsome, we all have indispensable features. The facial features are “ears, eyebrows, eyes, nose, and mouth.”

Among these facial features, the nose speaks: “Tell me about you! Everyone is sleeping, and I am the only one still working. How many minutes of rest can I get in this life? "Think about it. When we sleep, our eyes are closed, our ears stop listening, our mouth stops talking, and the whole face is relaxed. Only the nose is still breathing heavily, but the nose needs to rest for three minutes. I was completely paralyzed.

After I finished complaining, my ears were no longer convinced: "You are still wronged. Are you talking about me? Is it easy for me?" I have listened to everything I should and shouldn't have heard. Tell me about your studies in class. If you can't hear, can you still study? Besides, without me, would you know the tune of "to, Rui, Mi, Fa, Sao, La, Xi, Dao"? "Well, the ears are also very useful. Without the function of wiping sweat, communication between people will be useless!

However, people can say: "Humph! Don't talk about the sound. If you can't see it, you will die of boredom. Without my eyes, would you know how beautiful Sister Feng is? "Oh, let me go! Don't mention Sister Feng! You are trying to keep me awake! But the role of the eyes is really great, allowing us to see many dreamy and mysterious things.

But the mouth also spoke: "Don't forget me! How would you communicate with your classmates without me? How would you sing? Without me, your teeth wouldn't have room to grow!" Also, How can you speak if you have no mouth?

The eyebrows were unconvinced: "Obviously I am the prettiest, what about willow leaf eyebrows, triangular eyebrows! How beautiful!"

They got into a quarrel, and I came out and said it. A fair word: "Unity is strength!" They were all stunned. In the end, they were really united and no longer noisy! The Five Senses Compete for Merit 6

So, the Five Senses told Commander Brain the whole story. Commander Brain said: "Let's have a debate meeting and I will be the referee." "Okay!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "Okay!" The five sense organs responded in unison. So, a "debate meeting" began!

The first person to speak was "Nose". He said: "I am the boss! Can you smell the delicacies of the world without me? Can you smell... Can you smell it without me? Breathe oxygen?" Zui said: "Why are you the boss? I am the real boss. If you don't have me, can you still talk here?" < /p>

Before the mouth could finish speaking, the ear said first: "I am the boss! If I were gone, would you still hear the voices and music...?" The eye said again: "I I'm the boss! I can help you see everything in the world. Can you make beautiful paintings for the 'brain leader' to appreciate?" At this time, it was the tongue's turn to say: "Fools, I am the boss. Taste something without me. Can you know the taste of this thing?"

The brain leader who was sitting on the side of Hushan watched the dragon fight said: "Five senses, you are actually wrong. , you are not trying to judge each other. You all have your own strengths and weaknesses, and you should unite and contribute to our common master!" 五码综合7

There are really all kinds of strange things in the world. Even noses, eyes, mouths and ears have all started competing for merit. It’s so strange!

One day, the four good brothers, nose, eyes, mouth and ears, started a dispute over their merits for some unknown reason. The first is the nose. He said firmly: "My greatest contribution is not only to breathe, but also to let the owner clearly smell the beautiful smells in the world." As soon as the words left his mouth, he smiled and said: "I said nose Brother, I am very useful. You can smell good smells, but you can't smell bad smells either. Besides, you can only smell them. I can't really taste its deliciousness. And I can still communicate with people and sing moving songs. How can I do it without me?" Before he finished speaking, his eyes took over the conversation and said, "My mouth. "Brother, you can let the master eat delicious food. I admire you very much, but you can't just eat it without seeing it! Where can you find delicious food like this?" She heard everyone was so noisy, and she came over and asked. : "If you say so, I must be the one who deserves the most credit. I can help the master hear beautiful songs and touching stories. Without me, wouldn't the master be living in a silent world?" These four brothers quarreled. It was so exciting that I wanted to go to the gods for comment.

The next day, none of the four brothers went to work. Their master could not smell, eat, see, speak, or even breathe. This was all very laborious, and I had to take oxygen every day to stay alive. Seeing that their four brothers were about to become useless, the four brothers felt very ashamed and started working separately.

After the incident, they no longer argued over who had the greater credit. Five senses compete for merit 8

On this day, the sun was shining brightly and there was no cloud in the sky.

"This is obviously my great contribution..." Huh? Where did the quarrel come from? Oh, it turns out that the facial features of the little master's face - eyebrows, eyes, ears, nose, and mouth are quarreling there. They were originally a group of good friends who were united, but they kept arguing here for some reason. Listen carefully, it turns out that this is what happened. These five senses all felt that they had the greatest contribution to the little master, so this quarrel took place.

Eyebrows said: "I am indispensable for making expressions. You can't make an expression without me. Try it." Eyes said: "Why is the sky so dark? Because cows and cows are flying all over the sky. Why are cows and cows flying up to the sky? Because Someone is bragging!" "Hey! Who are you talking about?" "I can talk about whoever I want, do you care?" "You, you... I will never make friends with you again!" If you don’t want to make friends, don’t make friends.” He couldn’t hold back anymore and said quickly: “Hey! Stop! Don’t you see that I’m still here?” No." The eyes said, "Oh, if I were gone, the little master would be blind." The ears said, "Without me, the little master can't hear anything." The mouth said, "Without me, you can't." Speak. If you don’t speak, the little master will feel uncomfortable." The brain was silent.

At this time, the little master said: "You are all very important to me, and you are indispensable. Without your coordination, I will feel very sad. So please work together and unite to serve me. Please everyone!" They all lowered their heads in shame. The five senses compete for merit 9

The summer night is still too hot, so if you put yourself in a big steamer, the five senses will not be able to sleep. As for the ears, they are as red as the sunset, so they speak first. He said: "What kind of weather is this? It's so hot that people can't breathe. How can a person like me, who is used by the master, enjoy such conditions! Look at me..."

My ears don't stop. The ground was talking about his contribution, but the mouth on the side couldn't listen any more: "Brother Ear, it's just you, Huanmaoyong, you look like the number "3" with a big hole in the middle, and, just listen "Listen, you see, I look good, and I still play a big role in critical moments. Take the last time for example. If it weren't for my mouth, how could the host of the speech take first place this time?" He said loudly with his tongue in his mouth: "You, you can't say that. If it weren't for me, the master wouldn't even know the sweet and salty taste of the meal, but he wouldn't return it to me. Now the master is fat!" His eyes glared and he said, "Why? ! Why! You all work hard, but I don’t. The master uses me to see the world clearly and identify the bad ones with my eyes.” Nose couldn't listen anymore, and he gasped and shouted: "None of you are as big as me. Master uses me to breathe. If I don't breathe, I would have been...!" The five sense organs were arguing about their own merits, and they became louder and louder. , the noise got louder and louder, and finally woke up the owner. After waking up, he couldn't sleep. He only went to the hospital to treat his insomnia. He took medicine for a week in vain and stayed in the hospital for a week. Not to mention the money spent, not to mention the joy of "enjoying" in the hospital.

The five sense organs were extremely apologetic and said that they were not good. The medicine was not like this. How could the master be like this? Yes, why bother with facial features like this? Even if you have a lot of credit, it doesn't matter. If you use your mind to quarrel with others, it is better to be optimistic and laugh it off. Why hold on, smile a little, and be less tempered? If you have a smarter mind and a bigger belly, and work hard to do these things, you will be better! Five senses compete for merit 10

Do you know what facial features a person has? Let me tell you that the five sense organs are: ears, mouth, nose, eyebrows, and eyes. The ears are the "listening officer", the mouth is the "treasury officer", the nose is the "judgement officer", the eyebrows are the "longevity officer", and the eyes As "Inspector". Listen, what are they saying?

Eyes said angrily: "Without me, how could the little master see the beautiful world? Brother Nose might have been bruised and swollen a long time ago. I have the greatest credit."

< p> "My contribution is the greatest! I work day and night, isn't it for the master? Without me, you would all be suffocated to death. How can you still talk here?" said the nose loudly.

"As the saying goes, people are like iron, and rice is like steel." He said quarrelsomely, "Without me, you would have died of hunger long ago. Without me, my little master can't even talk. I My contribution is more than yours, and it is greater than yours.”

The ear said nonchalantly: “Hey, hey, hey, little master, put on a mask, put the thread on me, little master put on glasses, put on the thread. The temples are on me...Besides, there is so much beautiful music in the world. Without me, no matter how beautiful or beautiful the music is, I would not be able to listen to it."

They refused to give in to each other, and even yelled at each other. .

At this time, my head finally couldn’t stand it anymore, and I said to everyone sincerely: "We each have our own role, and one of us will not be enough. We should unite and serve the master together."

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From then on, they united, helped and loved each other, and never quarreled again. The five senses compete for merit 11

One day, the eyes, nose, ears, and mouth were all taking a nap. Suddenly, I accidentally rubbed my eyes with my hand. My eyes were irritated and I shed tears. Unexpectedly, the tears flowed into my nose. My nose was itchy, which made me sneeze heavily. The saliva got on my hands, and my hands became angry, so I went away. He slapped his mouth, but his hand didn’t hit his mouth, but his neighbor’s ear. This was great, and his facial features started to quarrel with each other angrily.

The ear said first: “I said the hand. Sir, you should be more civilized. How can you beat me randomly? Without me, you would not be able to hear a sound. Mouth said: "You only have so much time. If it weren't for me, you would have been starved to death." "What's so great about you? Without me, would you be able to see every mountain, water, plant, and tree on the earth?" Eyes said proudly. At this time, Nose, who had always been calm and calm, could no longer hold his breath and said, "In terms of credit, I am the biggest contributor. If I didn't breathe, you wouldn't be where you are today." "

This argument woke up the brain, the commander-in-chief. None of them did not listen to the brain, so they told the brain the reason for their quarrel. After listening, the brain said: "Yes. , your contribution is indeed very important, but relying on your own strength alone is not enough. No one of you can do without the other. For example, if you only talk but don’t do, just listen and don’t think, and just don’t talk, in the end it will be a waste of water. Therefore, you must unite to achieve great things. "

They were convinced by the brain, got back together, and turned from anger to joy. The five senses compete for merit 12

Chirping... Early in the morning, I felt that my head was It’s so noisy, huh? It seems that the five senses are arguing. What are they arguing about? Let’s hear it! Don’t people rely on their faces to make a living? "I am much more important than you. I am the window to the soul. Master needs me to read and do homework. Without me, you would be miserable." It was the eyes that spoke. The ears said again, "Who said that?" Without me, how could the master listen to music and play drums? "That's not as big as my credit." Who is this arrogant voice? It turns out to be a mouth that is born to talk: "My credit is incomparable to anyone. Without me, the master would not be able to sing allegro or cross talk without even speaking." How can the owner survive if he can't even eat? "While everyone was arguing endlessly, Nose spoke up: "Why are you arguing? My contribution is the greatest, and the master should give me first-class credit. "The other four people said he was bragging. Nose said again: "How can I breathe if I strike the master? Just as the five sense organs were talking about it, Face said, "Let's ask the master for comment!" "Okay, just go." I said to them, "You are all great." No one can do it without you, but you all have your own shortcomings. For example, although the ears can hear sounds, they cannot see things... Only with your cooperation can I become better. "

After hearing this, the five sense organs were very ashamed, so they all apologized to each other. From then on, they worked together to make me better and better. The five sense organs strive for credit 13

You know now Why do the five senses live in harmony and not compete for credit? There is an interesting story in this, let me tell you!

One night, Toshio was sleeping, but his five senses started to talk. . Mouth said: "Hey, look at me, I live at the bottom, and that handsome man gets sick every time he takes a pill or a sip of salt water. This is nothing, he can smoke more than ten cigarettes a day, which makes me embarrassed to see others! ". The nose said: "The smoke is running out from both my nostrils. Besides, I can only smell the delicious food, good wine and good food, but you can't eat them all! Nose went to Head for comment and said, "Brother Head, do you think that without my nose, you would know what smells like and what smells like?" If it weren't for my nose, you'd run to the toilet when you were hungry! The head said: "What do you mean by that?" "The nose replied: "You don't know where the smelly kitchen is or where the smelly toilet is. At this moment, the eyes spoke: "You eat with your mouth and smell with your nose, but I can only watch you eat helplessly."

"Hey," he sighed and said, "The 70-inch color TV our family bought for 20,000 yuan was just for you to watch, right?" Who among us can see it? "The ear said to the head fiercely: "Head, you are the most sorry for me. Look, buy a photochromic mirror for your eyes to make it look beautiful, and buy a mask for your mouth..." , but what did you buy for me? Forget it, but you shouldn't tie the eye frame and mask rope to me. That's not all. The last thing you should not do is put us brothers on each side so that we can never see each other. Ugh...! ", and the ear started to cry. The nose said, you can do it, don't the stereo in our house belong to you alone!" The ear shouted: "Shut up!" The eyes said: " Everyone, listen to me! If we live together in harmony, listen with our ears, smell with our noses, and speak with our mouths, wouldn’t it be better if we cooperate with each other?"

Everyone nodded and agreed. Eye view. Therefore, from then on, the five senses no longer compete for credit, and they are very united. Their slogan is: "Unity is powerful!". Five senses compete for merit 14

Look at these words: beautiful as a flower, delicate features, whether a person is beautiful or not depends entirely on this "face". not good! They heard it! Alas, as expected, it was noisy again.

"Hey, hey, hey, I have the greatest contribution! Think about it, without me, the world will become a black mess, and it will be extremely boring! Besides, what if a person loses his eyes? Look at the road? How to drive! You can't even tell where is which, isn't that the most important thing?" His eyes widened and he glared at the mouth below.

As soon as the mouth heard this, it immediately started pouting. I just wanted to be a "peacemaker", but unexpectedly it immediately retorted and talked eloquently: "Do you think you are capable? Without me, human beings How to talk? How to communicate? And how can humans eat without me? You know: "Food is the most important thing for people." "How can people live without me? Everyone will be dead! I..." The mouth is indeed a mouth. If I hadn't blocked it with my hands, it might have been talking all day long! The words from his mouth made his nose huff and puff.

"Do you think I don’t have the function of my mouth? I am there when I breathe, I am there when I eat, but where am I not? And when I eat, I am the best at distinguishing smells!" The nose has not said anything yet After that, his ears connected again: "Stop, stop, stop! How can people hear the sound without me? No matter how loud others say it, you don't know what it is!" He raised his eyebrows and frowned, and started to yell. : "Which one of you is prettier than me? People in ancient times paid great attention to their eyebrows!" Before he could finish speaking, a group of people started chattering again.

Stop, I couldn’t help shouting. In fact, all of you are useful. As long as we unite as one, we can do a lot of things. What’s the point of making such noise. The five senses suddenly understood and continued to start their own work. Five senses compete for merit 15

In the dead of night, human faces are in a state of turmoil.

Brother Eyes spoke first, "Don't argue, the greatest credit must belong to me. Without me, no human being can see any beautiful scenery."

Listened At this, Sister Ear was unconvinced, "Huh! How much credit do you have for you like this? Impossible! The credit belongs to us alone. Without us, humans would not be able to hear any sound."

Anger After hearing this, the brother with the extraordinarily big nose argued with them angrily, "Hey! Don't forget me, the veteran elder who has made the most contributions. Without me, humans can't smell anything, let alone the smell of food. "

The long-suffering grandma finally spoke, "Calm down, children! No matter how great your contribution is, you can't compare to me. What will humans want to eat if you lose me? I can’t even eat it. Am I not the one who deserves the most credit here?”

The oldest larynx grandpa touched his beard and declared: “Although I am small, my role in swallowing food is not small. I am indispensable for breathing and breathing. Therefore, the position with the greatest contribution is definitely mine. No one can compete with me."

"Enough, enough, don't argue anymore!" He spoke, "There is no point in arguing like this. In life, human beings can't survive without any of you on their faces!"

The Five Senses thought about it and thought it made sense. Brother Eye said, "Let's make peace!" Everyone nodded.