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Short sentences to say to mistress

1. Ten nice words to say to your lover

1. On a sunny morning, I followed the direction of the wind, imagined your appearance, and asked the wind: Is it the same? At night when the moon is like jasper, I chase the moon's fragrance, try to figure out your thoughts, and ask the moon: Is it the same as me?

2. Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is resolute, getting you is joyful, and staying with you for life is inevitable.

3. There is a kind of tears that is hard to let go, there is a kind of gaze that cannot be forgotten, there is a kind of affection that is heartbreaking, there is a kind of concern that is called wandering under the moon, there is a kind of lovesickness that is called looking through the autumn water, there is a person called me. Love you for a long time!

4. There is a kind of pain that I want to see but dare not see. This kind of love is still buried in my heart, making me miss you more and more, but I can only put you in my heart. heart.

5. With the sun, the earth can appreciate the warmth of the sun; with the earth, the moon can wax and wane; with the moon, the stars can be so bright; with you, my world So rich and romantic!

6. Hearts are like water, and wind and snow cannot block the endless longing for each other; love is like water, and mountains cannot fetter the soul to reach the end of love; you and I are as close as water, and time and space cannot restrain the love of freedom. of vigorous life!

7. I want to be your quilt to cover you gently, I want to be your pillow to hold you up with gentleness, and I want to be your towel to hold your cheeks close and kiss you every day. With the fragrance remaining in your sleep.

8. I miss you so much that I can’t sleep, I miss you so much that my heart beats fast; I fall in love with you so much that I am obsessed with you, and I love you so much that my flesh just falls off!

9. Maybe I was wrong to like you. I really changed a lot when I fell in love with you! Fool, I love you!

10. I retain you in my own way, and you attract me with your silence; everything is so beautiful, the distance between hearts becomes zero; youth is flying in the wind, and dreams echo in passion. , I believe in the future and my heart will not change! 2. Cruel tricks to deal with mistresses and classic sentences to scold mistresses

1. The country is so charming, and the mistress is so coquettish.

2. Mistress, are you worthy of true love? One day you will be this man’s mistress, and tomorrow you will be in someone else’s bed.

3. Look at how coquettish you are, and you were born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of the country?

4. Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to harsh words.

5. A bitch will always be a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can't afford it.

6. A tree without bark will definitely die. A shameless person is invincible. God declares, Xiaosan, that you are invincible.

7. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go.

8. There are no handsome boys in the world. With the advanced technology, there will be naturally.

9. If I go down one day, remember, I will come back to you.

10. Playing with emotions? Be a mistress? Destroy other people's feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

11. For love, you choose to be a mistress, for money, you become a chicken.

12. My wish: drink until you are naturally drunk every day, and sleep until you wake up naturally every day.

13. I am flat-chested and I am proud. I save fabrics for the country.

14. I smiled. If the mistress can straighten herself, the devil can grow angel wings.

15. I am also a woman, and I have never seen you be so mean in my whole life.

16. Asexual and loveless, a prude, a true adulterer with love and justice.

17. A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a role in a TV series.

18. Mistresses are not as good as ladies. Misses are here for money, but what are you here for?

19. Spend money when you have money and worship God when you have no money.

20. You are a bitch, but you still pretend to be innocent, thinking you have feelings, bah, disgusting.

21. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

22. Oh, you look good, why didn’t you use the equipment your parents gave you to sit on the stage?

23. Not tall, not short, not fat, not thin, not three or four, no front, no back, no face, no skin, no heart.

24. Don’t think that you have the face of Sister Feng, so you go around cheating and being a servant of Santai Palace.

25. Purchase all kinds of idle girls at low prices for a long time. No restrictions on models. Details negotiable.

26. It doesn’t matter if you eat other people’s leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and you will hurt the owner of the food.

27. When you have problems, look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth when you have constipation.

28. Wait for me, kid. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can’t be your wife, then I’ll be your stepmother

29. By the way, a reminder: Change your clothes into bellybands and open your pants, it will look better that way.

30. Anything I can’t let go must be because I can’t have it.

31. There is gold under a man’s knees, but there is foot hair under my knees.

32. If you leave first, don’t blame me for turning my back to you when you turn around.

33. Do you fucking know how to write shame? You have disgraced 18 generations of your ancestors.

34. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of ten thousand people blocking me, I am only afraid of surrendering myself.

35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.

36. Shallow things, how did God create such a failure like you.

37. People are not smart, so they imitate others’ baldness.

38. When people are floating in the world, who can not be bored?

39. Although I am not very handsome, when I was young, some people praised me for having an idol on the left side of my nostril. 3. Love words for mistress

Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are the phoenix in the sky flying and flying, and I am the crow on the ground chasing and chasing you. I will not beat you or scold you. , I torture you with my feelings. Love is a feeling, even if it hurts, you will feel happy. Love is an experience, even if you are heartbroken, you will feel sweet. Love is an experience, even if you are broken, you will feel beautiful. Fish said: You You can never see my tears because I am in the water. The water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. Do you know what I want to be most now? What I want most is to be a big bird, such a big bird, that I can fly right next to you.

Maybe it’s fate, but it’s more of resentment. It doesn’t matter if it’s fate or resentment, meeting each other in this life has made me cherish what I have. It takes a minute to break someone's heart, it takes an hour to fall in love with someone, it takes a day to fall in love with someone, and it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

A real couple is: when they are together, one hour is one second; and when they are apart, one second is one hour. This is exactly how I feel when you are with me .Love you forever! Ordinary you gave me an ordinary love, which I can see in my eyes, hold in my hands, remember in my mind, and stay in my heart. Just because you let me know what true love is.

Thank you very much. Different time, different place, different people, changing space, changing appearance, changing language, what remains unchanged is my missing you! We have gone through many twists and turns to get to where we are today, and there may be more tests waiting for us, but I only know one thing, I love you, and I just want to be with you forever! My love, you are the oxygen I need to survive. Although you are no longer with me, you still fill every inch of space around me. My love for you will never change! ! ! I taste it because it is bitter, and I love you deeply because I am moved. If loving you is a task given to me by God, I hope that this task will be permanent and it should not have a time limit. Because God knows that I will cherish you. I I really like you.

Please believe me.

Let the tide of love come closer to us little by little. No matter the wind or waves, I will stay by your side to protect you from the wind and rain.

Meeting you is a kind of fate, falling in love with you is a kind of beauty, being with you is a kind of blessing. I am willing to be with you forever. I met you in the afternoon of summer dusk, missed you in the long wind and frost of autumn, kissed you in the spring when the grass was green, and just wanted to ask you gently - let me love you for the rest of my life, okay? Your skin is the staff, my lip prints are the notes of love; I want to compose an unforgettable song to make you happy forever.

I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, as passionately as on the equator. If one day you are old and have no teeth, I will still Will kiss your toothless gums. I would like to hold your hand and grow old together with you! "Love" is heavy, I am willing to hold her steady with you! Love, I would like to hold your hand and grow old together with you! "Love" is heavy, I am willing to hold her steady with you! Love is nothing, I just miss you suddenly.

This is just a momentary thought of you. In this year full of emotions, I just say, I like you.

I miss you right now. The only thing stopping me from kissing you right now is the glass on your phone.

I hope that one day, I can open my heart and read the Sprite version of the Declaration of Love to the world. I firmly believe that it will also be a touching story that will touch the ages! How long are the nights, how long are the tears, how long are the tears, how long is love, how long are the tears, how long is the love, how long is the night, how long is the night? We are sailing forward in the ocean of fate! If it hadn't been for that rainy day and that difficult glance, how could you have seen my rainy heart. The lights in thousands of homes are bright and bright. I miss my hometown when I am away from home. I haven’t seen my lover’s face for a long time, and I feel even sadder when I think of my lover.

Gently, I won’t disturb your dreams; I just hope you have me in your dreams. I would like to be a tree and stand on the road you must pass.

I would like to be a cloud to protect you from the scorching sun. I would like to be an umbrella to withstand the storm.

This is love! Don't blame me, we fell in love, don't blame the earth's gravity, because without it, our love would be in a vacuum. Love doesn't need a reason! My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you every moment, and I worry about you every second.

It feels so good to have you. This night in your strong arms, I slept very deeply. In the shadows, we accompanied the willows and the sound of singing shocked the quiet evening. Our figures were dragged by the setting sun. The old man's long skirts still retained the fragrance of yesterday's flowers, floating around us. However, it was still the familiar flowing cloud. I stretched out my hand to intercept the pale yellow withered leaf that was blown by the autumn wind and slowly falling down. A trace of bitterness entered my heart.

I tied ten thousand lies into a bunch of coquettish eyes and shot them at you. You fell in a pool of blood, your body riddled with Cupid's bullets.

I think our love is not a blazing fire, with thousands of flames and radiating heat; but it is a pot of water that is boiling, bit by bit, it will reach boiling point ! I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; I miss you when I am happy, just like I miss the shade of a tree under the scorching sun. If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right. If being right means not having you, I would rather be wrong for the rest of my life. You, my world has no color; without you, my sky has no white clouds; without you, my body has no soul; without you, my life is only tragedy! No matter what, I will thank God for allowing me to meet you. Because in our hearts: there is no separation, only love! We walked some roads side by side, we were the protagonists of some stories, we sang a song duet for so long, what never changes is the persistence of love deep in our hearts. I love you/but I dare not say it/I'm afraid of saying it. / I will die immediately / I am not afraid of death / I am afraid that if I die / No one loves you like me. I love you / But I dare not say / I am afraid of saying / I will die immediately / I am not afraid of death / I am afraid I'm dead/No one loves you as much as I do. Every minute and second of separation makes me understand that a man's heart is also made of glass; every moment I miss you makes me understand that my heart also needs the comfort of love. Meeting you was a mistake, falling in love with you was a mistake again and again, and leaving you was a mistake after mistake.

Because I don’t know whether I will meet you in the next life or the next life, I will love you even more in this life. On this first Valentine's Day in this century, I wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.

I like you more and more. There is no desert in the world. Every time I think of you, God drops a grain of sand, and the Sahara is born! My biggest extravagant wish in this life is to wash your feet in the same basin with you every day and stay together until we grow old - so old that we can't go anywhere. If one day you have a big belly, I will. 4. What are the sentences about mistresses? Take stock of the feelings about mistresses

Extramarital affairs are not good. It is immoral to destroy other people's families or waste other people's youth. It is not worth wasting your own youth. Stop at the brink and think twice before acting~

With the pace of extramarital affairs, we know that only a few will have good results. Extramarital affairs are not a good thing. When a person with a family faces the choice between love and family, nine times out of ten, he will only prefer the existing family. So waking up early will be beneficial to both yourself and him. It is right not to waste time and to find and maintain your own happiness with all your heart.

Everyone has his own ambitions, and people with different paths should not work together. Life is about constant choices, choose what you pursue, choose what you like, and even more importantly, choose the right one.

If you are determined to win, the key is who does the other party like?

There can be fair competition, and the real third party is the excluded person. Improve yourself and work hard to prove that you are the most suitable person. Even if you fail, you can give up as soon as possible~Opportunities will only be reserved for those who work hard!

Pay attention to each other, understand each other, and cater to their preferences. Love needs to be managed carefully. The key to love is to have the same language! Just work hard. 5. I found some sentences to curse the mistress and practice my eloquence

Words to curse the mistress and sentences to scold the mistress

1. The mistress is the mistress, just like Adou who can never be corrected.

2. Mistresses should not think that they are just like a vajra gourd baby because they have a piece of shit on their heads.

4. You can’t catch the tail of youth, you can only smell the P of youth.

5. Do you think you are qualified for this mistress? You have no reason to steal my husband, you are shameless; come on, sister, you are at least twenty years old!

6. Damn, even I am so horny that a man can be a mistress and still act confidently!

9. It’s your characteristic! Be careful, sooner or later there will be a third party, and you are not as good as the lady.

10. Steal her partner for two days, damn! That girl said I was a mistress, but in the end I scolded her like a dog.

12. Are you a man? If you say harsh words and fart, you'd better wash your mouth in a cesspool!

13. If you dare to steal my man, if I am forced to die, then we will die together. If I can’t get it, don’t even think about it.

14. You look so coquettish and you were born to be a mistress. Did your mother give birth to a vixen in you? Shameless.

15. The country is so charming and the mistress is so coquettish.

16. A bitch will not die well, she will be run over by a car when she goes out! (Don’t crush her to death, just cripple her) 6. Connotative sentences to scold the mistress

Say to the mistress: Knowing that you have the potential to become a brothel’s red card, don’t show off indiscriminately, thinking that your own As long as you know how good your skills are, you don't need everyone to know that it is your professional ethics to seduce married women.

Don’t be too shameless. If you are too thick-skinned, you will know how disgusting your face is under 1cm of foundation. Do you know how to twist three times in one step? Be careful about your small waist. If it is sprained, it will be difficult to seduce other married women.

Do you think there are only mistresses in the world? The fucking skills of mistresses are thousands of times better than yours. If you suffer in the future, don’t hurt innocent people and pretend to be pitiful.

The mistress is the mistress. She is so smiling but doesn't know that her face has been shaped like the surface of the moon by instruments. She thinks she is young and beautiful. It's ridiculous.

Don’t imitate Zhu Bajie, at least you know how to take good care of yourself when you pee. 7. Sentences for Lovers

Sentences for Lovers

Words for Lovers Loving someone is when you make a phone call and suddenly don’t know what to say. It turns out I just wanted to hear that familiar voice, but it turned out that what I really wanted to dial was the string in my heart!

Sometimes, love does not require too many words, it just looks at you silently and cares about every second with you!

Never say goodbye if you try - never give up if you can still go on - never say you no longer love someone if you can't give them up.

Love is very slow and busy, but time is very fast. Loneliness is very long, life is very short. You are in deep, deep loneliness, waiting for the person who truly loves you!

Love is like an onion, peeled off piece by piece, it will always make you cry; love is like a cold, people infected by the love virus can neither hide it from themselves nor others!