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Author: Zhao Yuanren, 19 10, the second batch of international students from the Office of Tourism Aesthetics, entered Cornell University in the United States, majoring in mathematics. 19 14 received a bachelor of science degree. 19 18 received a doctorate in philosophy from Harvard university. 19 19 is a physics lecturer at Cornell university. 1920 professor of psychology and physics in Ren Qinghua. 1In June, 925, he was hired as a tutor of Tsinghua National College. His teaching scope was modern dialect, China phonology and general linguistics.
Commentary: Ji Ji felt lonely, and Luo collected some chickens to raise, which were pheasants among thorns. Pheasants chirp when they are hungry, and Gigi feeds them with millet in the bamboo basket. When the chicken is full, it jumps into Gigi's bookcase. Gigi was afraid of being dirty and was busy driving chickens. The chicken was frightened and jumped on the table. Ji Ji is more worried. He borrowed a bamboo basket as a tool to drive away chickens and threw it at pheasants. The bamboo basket was thrown fast, but it hit several pottery figurines on the table. The terracotta figures fell to the ground and smashed to pieces. Gigi opened his eyes and saw chickens crowing under several tables. In a rage, Gigi took off his clogs and beat the chicken, killing it. Thinking about the process of raising chickens, Gigi got excited and wrote this article "Gigi Beats Chicken".
Allusion: The so-called "homonym" means that the Chinese characters in the whole article are only allowed to use the same sound in modern Chinese and Putonghua, not limited to four tones and punctuation, and most of them are classical Chinese. Such an article is called "homophone". A similar article is Shishi's History of Eating Lions. People who don't know ancient Chinese can't read it at all if they pronounce it in modern Mandarin, but if they read an article in Cantonese and other dialects, the text of the article is not homophone at all, which is easy to understand.
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