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1. How did I find that you have the face of a princess, but you live the life of a young lady

2. How come someone You spray perfume, but you still look like you just came out of the toilet

3. You are invincible, how can you really be afraid of Xiaoqiang?

4. Why do you look so quiet and quiet when you talk? Like someone who just walked out of the lunatic asylum

5. I am not a doctor, so don’t always act like you are sick

6. The police will say when they see you, you This is definitely a crime

7. I would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go. It will be your turn next

8. Sister Holiday, I love you, you Just come back quickly, don’t be so far away

9. Don’t worry about others saying you are raped, you are just a rape

10. Two men and a woman are together, you say What can I do to fight the Landlords

11. This personalized signature is rare, so please delete it and write it in your own hand

12. I know you are sick, and you are still very ill. , little dog, are you okay?

13. People searched for him on Baidu, but how did they know he was squatting in the toilet?

14. When I went out to walk the dog, how did I know that he had taken someone with him when he came back

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15. Who dares to look down on me, I will cut off his hands and feet, and take off his clothes as well

16. I am quiet because you don’t have the capital to let me speak

17. I fell in love with the bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always separated me.

18. When I was in school, I always wanted to know whether Tsinghua University or Peking University was better. When I grew up, I realized that it was both. Dream

19. Do I like you or RMB? Can your uncle’s compare with it

20. What is forever? Can you live to that age and come to me again?

21. Labor and management don’t know how to show off, so they don’t like to do such pretentious things

22. Knowing that you are a person like this is destined to be kicked by others, a slut

23. There are no limits for bitches. If you do it well, you can be a mistress

24. Some things don’t have to be thought so clearly. It’s better to be confused

25. Let The things that hurt you are actually the things you care about most

26. Don’t want what you can’t think about, and don’t want what you can’t get. Why bother yourself and not please?

27. Lower your worth, let yourself live more relaxedly, and spend every day happily

28. In the process of running, you are strong if you don’t cry when you fall, but get up and keep running

< p> 29. Pain can train you, make you strong and patient, and finally become a successful person

30. Excellent people achieve success through hard work. If you don’t believe me, give it a try Try to be better than him

31. Different people play different roles in your life. Those who leave must know how to forget

32. Love has many postures, romantic, indifferent, Flower heart, eternity

33. First love is beautiful for everyone, it will bring you a beautiful memory

34. Learn to relax yourself in your free time , forget all the unpleasant things

35. A dry body needs moisture, like a cactus in the desert

36. Seeing everything you want will make you change When we get tired, we must learn to give up

37. When we encounter obstacles, we must learn to avoid them, just like a hurdle race

38. We will also slow down in the future with familiar things. Slowly forgotten, only a moment of memories remain in the end

39. The short-lived beauty can only bring us happiness, but not hope

40. Heaven is actually very far away from you It's close, as long as you learn to take that step, you can see it

41. Cherish the person you love when you meet him. Don't wait until the best to say you loved him, it's over

42. In fact, when two people are angry, quarrel, and argue together, it is not a kind of love

43. I care about you,

Only then will I take care of you, will I lose my temper with you, and I don’t care why I should care about you

44. A relationship cannot withstand temptation, let alone doubt and hurt

45. In fact, love is about wandering between hurting each other and caring for each other

46. No matter how good two people are, they will quarrel over small things when they are together

47. This It’s life, either love each other or fall apart

48. Those who have a house will eventually get married, and those without money will eventually become a house slave

49. Surrender quickly, don’t give up. Necessary resistance is the sign of a wise man

50. If you can’t change your life, then I will change you Super narcissistic personality signature

1. Don’t talk to me about life , you are not born in life.

2. Don’t arm yourself with sophistication, it will become acclimatized.

3. When you hold a lantern and can’t find the man, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

4. When the aunt comes, are the girls so nervous? I instantly wanted to be a male silver.

5. Studying is hard, tiring, and you have to pay tuition for studying.

6. Fart, they say it is love. Heard, smelled, but no one saw.

7. Relationships are a scam, and I am at best an undercover agent.

8. Although I cannot save the world, I can harm the common people.

9. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn

10. With two boats under your feet, you rowed so beautifully.

11. My sister wears tight pants not to show off her figure, but to prevent thieves.

12. Look into my eyes, and in addition to eye droppings, you will see perseverance and sincerity.

13. Are you tired? Just be tired. Comfort is reserved for the dead.

14. Girls without leopard print are not called girls.

15. Celebrities become more famous if they take off a little more, but I was arrested even though I took off my clothes completely.

16. Those who always say that others are pretending, you are not even pretending.

17. Those who always say that others are pretending to be awesome, you are not even awesome.

18. Men, as long as they have a positive relationship, they will think about a second bedroom. After thinking about a second bedroom, they will be like an emperor and three thousand beauties.

19. A man’s strength is the RMB in your pocket.

20. Men are feminized, pets are aristocratic, and aristocrats are uneducated.

21. People who can understand what they are are good people.

22. You waste air when alive, waste land when dead, and waste half-dead

23. Are you young? It doesn't matter, you will be old in two years.

24. You are my misfortune, you are my flower, you are my mourner, and you are my melon.

25. No matter how many tears you shed for me, they are not as much as the snot I shed

26. When you came to me with a playful smile, I knew you were going to steal my money< /p>

27. Do you think you are Tang Yifei? Being a mistress still feels like freedom in love.

28. I would rather die than study. If you want me to study, I will feed pigs with you.

29. A woman’s small breasts are not called flat chests, they are called gorgeous parallel lines.

30. When my friends say I am crazy, I reply: I have never been normal in the first place.

31. Temper is the same as fart, you have to let it out, otherwise it will damage your body.

32. The feeling between beauty and ugliness is that the former is pleasing to the eyes, while the latter is harmful to the eyes.

33. In fact, 10086 is also very caring, caring about so many people every day.

34. The difference between talent and genius is only one or two. Therefore, talents are very good, but geniuses are always a bit lacking.

35. People die while they are alive, and computers break down as they play with them.

36. What the RMB should do is to follow the path of the US dollar and leave the US dollar with nowhere to go.

37. If a person lives by eating, then the meal is not called rice, but feed.

38. Life is all about smiling at others and making others smile at the same time.

39. People are like iron, and style is like steel. Don’t pretend to be depressed for a day!

40. Human beings are inherently good in nature. When you take a shower, you are destined to be watched by Russia.

41. If you are cool, you will be cool, and you will have the chastity of being cool; if you are humble, you will be humble, and if you are humble, you will have dignity.

42. The first line: envy, jealousy and hatred, the second line: emptiness, loneliness and coldness, the horizontal line: paralysis that I am single.

43. The biggest wish of the dung beetle in this life is to get a dung ball.

44. The math teacher raised two fingers and said to the students: Students, the key to learning mathematics well is three words! Practice more.

45. Who said that men are better than women? If you have the ability, let a man have a child.

46. As the saying goes, scolding is love and beating is kissing. To prove that I love you to death, I decided to beat you to death.

47. The so-called cheating is to get tired of playing with your own lover and play with someone else’s lover.

48. The so-called mistress means that you are the queen and the entire harem is yours. She can only be a concubine.

49. When I hear people are collecting scraps outside, sometimes I really want to sell you.

50. The person I love has a beautiful name, but the person who loves me is miserable.

51. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

52. I was a genius, but China’s education taught me to be a mediocre person.

53. If I don’t make your face full of red flowers, you won’t know why the flowers are so red.

54. It’s not that I look down on you, it’s that I don’t even bother to look at you.

55. In my absence, the earth is in danger.

56. I’m embarrassed to scold you, why are you so embarrassed to post it up so shamelessly?

57. My deep love for you cannot be put into words, except for one sentence, get out of here.

58. How I wish I could watch others go to work and receive other people’s wages.

59. I want everything, but I am shameless. I will eat everything, but I will not suffer any loss.

60. I wanted to learn Phoenix Nirvana, but who knew I would accidentally learn it!

61. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped.

62. The kitten said to the mouse, I love you, can I eat you forever?

63. New Herbal Compendium: Drink Sanlu for frequent urination, Shengyuan for flat chest, and Bawang for excessive body hair!

64. Men in the new century: they can go to the hall and go to the kitchen. He can afford to support his wife, remember his mother-in-law, and at the same time please his mother-in-law.

65. A shameless person will follow the feelings of others, while a shameless person will follow his own feelings.

66. A hero becomes angry for a beauty, and a beauty smiles for money.

67. Someone puts you in bed.

68. Someone tells you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? What I pee out is a royal salute.

69. Some people pretend to be alive at first, but are slowly forced by people who don’t pretend to be alive, only to realize that they are struck by lightning for pretending!

70. It is my honor to meet you. If you meet me, it will be your misfortune.

71. When I was watching a movie in the cinema, the screen went black and I heard a guy shouting: Move the mouse.

72. Being so shameless and heartless, you should be very light, right?

73. Sincerity is not as good as red money, feelings are just sexual needs.

74. Men with truly manly temperament are men who stay at home.

75. I can’t think of any way to make money, but the process of committing a crime is perfect.

76. Only when you take the exam do you realize that there are so many things you don’t know.

77. People have searched for her thousands of times, and after treading on a smooth path, suddenly I look back and look around, there are countless aunts and ladies.

78. Confucius said: If you don’t flirt with girls, you are treacherous and unfaithful;

79. A person who always says nothing is wrong does not mean that he is tolerant. Sometimes he is just looking for trouble. Funny QQ signature with personality

1. Don’t scare my parents with my grades. I can’t let my family know that I’m such a badass.

2. God, I will never call you my father again. You don’t love me as your granddaughter at all.

3. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman!

4. Yesterday, I dreamed that Obama’s daughter proposed to me. I thought she was ugly and refused to agree. I was so nervous. I didn’t know if it would affect Sino-US relations.

5. You can hit my deskmate, but I warn you not to hurt me accidentally.

6. If one day I go down. Remember, I'm coming for you.

7. The fool stole the beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which frightened the deaf man. The hunchback stepped forward, and the lame man kicked up, and the wanted prisoner wanted to pull him away. Public security expert bureau, Mazi said, forget it for my sake.

8. Question: Which is more important, the wife or the game? Answer: Of course, my wife is more important, so I only dare to play games, not my wife.

9. Why are we quarreling? Can't we just sit down and chop each other down calmly?

10. There is no such thing as a first kiss. With the continuous renewal of epithelial cells, every day is a first kiss.

11. I have been so poor recently that I have no money to buy big cakes, so I have to eat steamed buns. If you want to eat flatbread, flatten the steamed buns. If you want to eat noodles, use a comb to comb the steamed buns a few times.

12. School! Although you got my person, you couldn't get my heart.

13. I heard that people who make typos all the time have higher IQs. Because my IQ is too high, my hands can't keep up with the rhythm of my brain.

14. In addition to cold fronts, there are warm fronts. I hope our relationship can become a quasi-stationary front.

15. The heart becomes a desert island. If no one buys it, it will no longer be sold.

16. I will be your heart in the next life. At least if I don’t beat it, you will die.

17. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If Ziruo refused to leave, he would be knocked unconscious and continue to be dragged away.

18. Don’t always be a single dog. Based on your age, you should be a single turtle, based on your body shape, you should be a single pig, and based on your IQ, you should be a single silly roe deer.

19. I dare not look at the mirror for too long because I am afraid that I will fall in love with myself.

20. I miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, put you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.

21. Someone asked, how big is your school? I replied that the reason why the aunt who sells spicy hotpot in the west gate of our school refused the pursuit of the uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate is that she doesn’t like long-distance relationships.

22. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get older.

23. It’s cold, and I want to give you a coat: the pockets are called warmth; the collar is called caring; the sleeves are called thoughtfulness; the buttons are called missing; let this coat closely accompany you through every day. Every second must be happy.

24. Between one cloud and another is blue friendship. Between a cluster of stamens and a petal of flowers, there is pink love. But in the world between me and you, I hope you are closest to me.

25. I don’t like to sleep with one woman many times, but I like to sleep with many women only once.

26. When I saw you hiding yourself with a leaf, I smiled and flicked the dirt on your body.

27. I told you not to be infatuated with me because I have spent my time and can’t do the hard work. I have to drink regularly. I curse on the street when I’m drunk. I have no money and I buy cigarettes on credit. What do you think? Angry dad or not.

28. As long as you are happy, don’t expose it in the sun, because if you expose it too much, sooner or later it will dry out.

29. I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden cantaloupe, and kiss you like a cantaloupe. I hate you for being a courgette, eat you for being a watermelon, call you a winter melon, and beat you for a fool.

30. I am me, a firework of different colors, he is him, a bundle of fireworks worth two yuan, and you are you, a firecracker worth seventy cents a box.

31. Since I got together with you, all my goldfish have died. They say you smell like a cat.

32. Look, the rainbow over there is looking down on me, because I am brighter than it.

33. How can a simple person like me do such thoughtful questions as mathematics?

34. I once thought that what I wanted was a career, but it turned out that I just wanted a salary.

35. If God can’t make me thin, then he can make my friends fat.

36. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

37. If you wear flat shoes because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, then do it now.

38. Your mother hung a bone for you when you were a child. At least you had a dog to play with!

39. Marriage is the grave of love. Without a grave, you will die without a burial place.

40. I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala on New Year’s Eve and burn my winter vacation homework to keep warm.

41. The so-called beauty is three parts appearance and seven parts grooming; the so-called temperament is three parts talent and seven parts pretense; the so-called gentleness is three parts tolerance and seven parts depression.

42. I always envy my deskmate and envy her for having such a good deskmate.

43. Don’t chirp behind my back. If you see that I’m unhappy, come out and kill me if you have the guts.

44. Go, go, don’t waste the word youth, you are already in the beginning of autumn!

45. I planted a girlfriend in spring, and harvested a bunch of cuckolds in autumn.

46. All wages are handed in, including unplanned ones; all leftovers are contracted, including sour ones; all housework is done, including at the mother-in-law’s house; thoughts are reported every day, including those that occur in a flash.

47. In fact, I worked so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

48. Wear the most beautiful wedding dress at the right age and marry the most stable person.

49. There is a piece of clothing on Taobao that has 10 negative reviews and 1 positive review. The positive reviews are: I bought it for my classmate. She looks ugly in it. I am very satisfied with it.

50. Being online these days is the same as being invisible. No one will come to chat with you.

51. The only thing I have persisted in growing up is to charge my mobile phone every day.

52. In the past, beauties used to play non-mainstream games, but now fat pigs are running rampant. What happened to this?

53. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, I hope I can hold you when I sleep, I hope I can see you when I wake up! I always hope so, forever.

54. Half of my life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.

55. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. But I stood in front of my future mother-in-law, but I could only call her aunt!

56. My friend and I watched a ghost movie yesterday and he was so scared that he cried. Hahahaha, how cowardly he is! If I hadn't fainted from fright, I would have laughed at him!

57. I would like to be a fish that you can braise, boil or steam, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

58. What is love? It turns out that no matter how good or bad you are, I just want to treat you tenderly, but I can’t bear to hate you no matter how deeply you hurt me.

59. Be a hooligan with temperament, a pervert with class, and an illiterate with knowledge!

60. Every morning when I wake up, I have a cool hairstyle, either a Saiyan or Ultraman.

61. Don’t think that just because a girl is beautiful, she can seduce me. At least she must be stupid enough!

62. Don’t always call me a beast. Get to know me better and you will know that I am not as good as a beast.

63. Do you know why you always feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin!

64. When love cannot be perfect, I would rather choose to have no regrets; no matter how beautiful the next life is, I don’t want to lose the memory of you in this life.

I don’t ask for eternal beauty, I just want you in my reincarnations!

65. Women, don’t use your enchanting appearance as a token of shamelessness. Men, don’t use your unruly character as a narcissistic asset.

66. Words that poke people's pain are not joking, they are deliberately mean-spirited.

67. I want to place my thoughts on you on the scattered stars; I hope the stars shine into your window and help you sleep well.

68. In this life, at this moment, it’s good to have you, sister. Always by your side. Love you, my sister.

69. My world is very simple. There are only things I care about, things I don’t care about, and you who I love.

70. A faint glance is your serious commitment. A quiet moment is all my life. I don’t want to leave you.

71. Stop complaining that you can't find the right person among 1.3 billion people. You can't find the right person even if you only have four choices in the multiple-choice question.

72. My cell phone has been in silent mode for several years, and answering calls depends entirely on fate.

73. I was bitten by a dog. I was bitten because of you; because you were someone else’s mistress.

74. Going back on my word is my style, betraying others and leaving relatives is my current situation, and living a long life is my result.

75. Mosquitoes, when will you evolve to stop sucking blood and only suck fat?

76. Who said women chase men’s spacer yarn? Away from your sister! It's obviously separated by the Atlantic Ocean!

77. Apart from being a aunt, you don’t look like a girl the rest of the time!

78. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and a small rope to hang myself. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love.

79. I really want to tell those who won the first prize of Shuangseqiu that there are two dollars from me in your millions of prizes. Without me, you would not be where you are today.

80. I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying that love can inspire people. qq personality funny signature

1. As the saying goes, if you freeze something three feet deep, it cannot be thawed without a microwave oven!

2. Every time I face delicious food, I warn myself: If you eat too much, you will die. But it turns out that I am really not afraid of death.

3. Everyone is a king, domineering in his own world. It is not easy for you to listen to me, but it is not easy for you to let me listen to you.

4. When you were born, were you thrown up three times and only caught twice?

5. Although I don’t know what the teacher is talking about, it seems to be very powerful.

6. I feel uncomfortable when I don’t do my homework, and I feel uncomfortable when I do my homework.

7. You were tanned in the bright sunshine in the south, and I was frozen to pieces in the cold nights in the north.

8. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of level. My ability is limited, but my level is indeed very high.

9. People with big faces usually have good tempers, because it is really hard to fall out with a big face.

10. If pigs can fly, who will buy airplanes? Just ride a pig to heaven.

11. I will not change even after many years. I will still love you as much as I do now!

12. When you see this question and think of someone, congratulations, you have fallen in love with her.

13. When you approached me, I was so excited that I could do a complete set of radio gymnastics.

14. Time is a butcher's knife. This is said to those who are beautiful. For those who are ugly, time has nothing to do with them.

15. Thank you for your indifference and understanding of my pretentiousness.

16. I picked up a mouse pad yesterday and want to equip it with a computer. What do you think is missing?

17. Your current dreams determine your future, so just sleep a little longer!

18. The happiest thing in the world is when the person you love happens to love you too.

19. If you look thin when you are wearing it, but if you are naked, you will be called a beast. You have done it.

20. The wind is good, messing up my hair and blowing off your wig.

21. Don’t think that just because a girl is beautiful, she can seduce me. At least she must be stupid enough!

22. I’m really nervous, so nervous. What should I do? I’m about to meet my parents! Is the aunt gentle and gentle, and the uncle is fierce or not? I was so scared. After all, I was the one who hit his child first.

23. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

24. Fat, you can bully your stomach, but why can’t you hit your chest?

25. If you forget to bring money just after dinner, tell your boss to make up for it next time, but the boss won’t! I got angry and called more than 10 waiters and finally got the money for the meal!

26. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

27. Don’t look back harshly at the past, nor look forward to the future with fear, but live the present carefully.

28. The little flower seller pulled me and said: Brother, buy flowers. You will know at a glance that you are a playboy.

29. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be renamed GoodBye?

30. There was a match. If I didn’t wash my hair for several days, my scalp would itch and I would be burned to death if I scratched it.

31. When my hair reaches my waist, it covers my fat body. Even though he has a strong back and strong back, he still has to be cold and arrogant.

32. Whether it is on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone at the funeral, I hope that your name and mine will always be written together throughout our lives.

33. God did not particularly favor me, nor did he abandon me, he was just playing tricks on me.

34. Before every exam, I am extremely busy making copies. There are so many cheat sheets that I’m afraid they won’t be enough. After the exam, the books were thrown everywhere. Girls go shopping and boys go to pick up girls.

35. When someone asks me what happiness is, I tell them that happiness is when the person you love smiles at you.

36. I have spread out my homework on the balcony. You can take care of it yourself during the typhoon.

37. For men, the upper body is cultivation and the lower body is essence; for women, the upper body is bait and the lower body is trap.

38. The highest state of ugliness is that without the first night, there is still the first kiss.

39. I have never done anything good in my life to get to know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

40. Why are we quarreling? Can't we just sit down and stab each other calmly?

41. I can’t guarantee that I can’t promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, you will see that I have starved to death in your arms with a smile on my face. middle.

42. There are some things that you don’t need to argue about. You can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

43. If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, will cutting my head bald mean I can lose my memory?

44. If I throw you into a tiger cage, the tiger won’t even dare to eat you and will think you are a bitch.

45. I heard that there is radiation when sleeping with a mobile phone next to the pillow. I was so scared that I got up and threw the pillow away.

46. Being ugly is not your fault, it’s just that God took a nap. You must have the courage to face everything.

47. I know you don’t take me seriously. In fact, I never take you seriously.

48. My world is very simple. There are only things I care about, things I don’t care about, and you who I love.

49. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, Li Junji and Li Yuchun are both made of cement.

50. A person who is in love is more powerful than the devil or an angel and can get everything.

51. In the days when there were no women, I enjoyed teasing men!

52. If you ask a male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer will definitely be a female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but the environment is different.

53. Hang up a mosquito net and sleep naked inside to tease the mosquitoes and scare them to death.

54. During devil training, girls treat boys and boys treat them like beasts.

55. I swear that all the vows I made before are canceled from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

56. There are so many flaws, even a missing corner is considered perfect.

57. I am a bit vulgar, a bit weird, a bit boring and cute! A bit lazy, a bit bad, a bit smart and a rogue! A scoundrel is a scoundrel, a glib man talks about love! If you want to love me, then love me.

58. I miss you very much. I don’t know what it means now. I just understand that I will never lose my love. But I will sincerely bless you, my former baby.

59. Men like to move around when they are drunk, while women like to move around when they are drunk.

60. After calculating the salary increase and then calculating the pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

61. Thank you to everyone who has accompanied me until now, especially those who plan to continue to accompany me.

62. I wait for you to pay attention to me, but I don’t want to pay attention to you, but as soon as you appear, I wag my tail with joy like a puppy.

63. The night will become beautiful with the gentle eyes of the stars.

64. We are actually all three good students. Our three good things are: playing well, eating well, and sleeping well.

65. No matter how awesome the If You Are the One female guest is, she can only put out one boy's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the boys' dormitory can put out the entire floor.

66. If you take a quick look, you may not be that good, but if you take a closer look, you might as well take a quick look.

67. It is not scary to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet, but the scary thing is to run into a bunch of rogue software.

68. I taste the ups and downs by myself, I bear the joys and sorrows by myself, and no one has the right to tell me what I am wrong about.

69. Suddenly, for a moment, I felt dispensable.

70. Zhuge Liang did not lead any troops before he left the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

71. Please do not disturb while taking a bath. Please purchase a ticket for peeping, 40% off for individuals and 20% off for groups!

72. I love you is the most clichéd love saying but it can make people feel warm in their hearts.

73. The highest state of eating at a buffet is: hold on to the wall to enter, and then hold on to the wall to come out.

74. I am sorry for you in life, because I have never made it easy for you.

75. I just finished the quarrel and felt that I did not perform well and wanted to have another quarrel.

76. Remember to be harsh on yourself when things are good, and remember to let yourself go when things are difficult.