Talk about it like that.

1. If she always holds an umbrella for others, why don't you wait for him in the rain?

You just casually say that you don't like rain, but I think of you every rainy day.

3. It's raining. What I'm afraid of is not lightning. What I am afraid of is that you open an umbrella with others in the rain.

Your eyes are raining, and all my pride is wet.

5. Just pretend that the wind has never blown, the rain has never rained, you have never been here, and I have never loved.

6. You say you like rain, but when it rains, you hold an umbrella. You say you are windy, but when it is windy, you close the window.

7, hiding from the rain for a lifetime, the rain will not be very sad.

8. You hold up a sky for her, but you don't know that I have nowhere to hide. You held up an umbrella for her, but you didn't know I was afraid of rain.

9. The biggest rain I've ever been caught was that you didn't look back under the scorching sun.

10, the whole city is watching the rain, and only I am watching if you have an umbrella. The saddest conversation about mood phrases

1 1. I thought I was also a spoony seed, but it rained and drowned.

12, that night, you held an umbrella for her, but forgot that I was also afraid of rain.

This joke reminds you of that year!

No. 1

Dude, there's a mantra, thinking of that year. Once I had a few drinks at his house, my buddy couldn't help thinking that his wife stood behind him when serving food and slapped him on the back of the head: I think if I didn't marry you, you would still be a bachelor. You almost ruined a good table by laughing.

second

I met the head teacher of my son's primary school today. He told me that your son is very powerful and will definitely make great achievements in the future. I don't quite understand. The head teacher explained that in class today, I asked him to make sentences with if. He replied: If I had a pair of invisible wings, I would fly to the office to steal the answers to the final exam and sell them to my classmates. . .

third place

When the whole company had a meeting in the morning, I suddenly had a stomachache. Because the meeting is more important, I have to hold back. The boss asked me to talk about the project I was in charge of, and I couldn't hold back when I got up. I farted euphemistically, which made everyone laugh. At this time, the boss said: when important people appear in movies, there is usually background music!

fourth

When I was a child, I was very greedy. I got some sausages and bacon prepared at home for the New Year, and baked them outside with fire. When my mother asked who stole the food, I pointed to Hal at home and said that it should be eaten by dogs. As a result, my mother beat me up and asked me, have you seen the dog that cuts bacon with a knife?

Fifth place

My friend is lovelorn. He bought me a drink and ordered a table and a case of wine. At the dinner table, my friends told me all kinds of sadness. I'll call his girlfriend for him and talk to them. Then they went outside and whispered, and finally they checked in. . . Leave me alone to face a table of dishes silently, thinking about whether the meal is enough.

Sixth

Leaders are usually very strict, and everyone keeps silent in everything they say and do in the unit, but sometimes they will do something out of line after drinking a little wine. Yesterday at noon, I was drunk again. After a few words at work, I began to sing. As I sang, I hit the bald old Li on the head with my hand. Lao Li couldn't bear to stand up and said, boss, please change someone. I'm going to the bathroom first. The boss is stupefied: depend, I thought it was stair handrail.

Seventh place

Take your girlfriend to kf. . . Look at the hourly room. 50 yuan is only an hour. Just tell the boss to drive for two hours. My girlfriend looked at me with disgust: Do you have much money? It was really impressive to drive for two hours. Turn to the boss and say, boss, don't listen to him. Can you give me half an hour? We promised to check out early. There are really not many girls who can live like this. ...

No.8

I went shopping yesterday and saw two Xiong Haizi fighting. One pushed the other to the ground, and two people blushed and their necks were thick. I was about to go to Indiana when I was suddenly pushed to the ground, and the other party said that I would pee later. The other said that the man who ran away was his grandson. Sure enough, the one who was pressed to the ground, after urinating, lay on the ground again, maintaining the posture just now, and the two Xiong Haizi started again. . . Emma, the game is suspended!

Ninth place

My college classmate has been single for a long time. Last month, my wife introduced her best friend to him. I heard that the two have developed rapidly, and the elder brother often buys gifts for dinner. Yesterday, my wife called my best friend and asked how they were. Her best friend complained that he was so kind to her that he always wanted to fuck her. My wife advised me to be my best friend. His monthly salary is 5,000 yuan, and most of it is for you to buy clothes and cosmetics gifts. Later, he could only eat instant noodles and mustard tuber. You have to let him taste the meat several times. What a reasonable woman!

No. 10

Often go to the noodle restaurant to eat noodles! The young proprietress is very enthusiastic! I went again today and accidentally knocked over a bowl of noodles! Click, all over the floor! The proprietress came over and said, Oh, how careless! You have to accompany me to a bowl!

I said, are you sure you want me to stay with you for one night?

Hmm!

I started to take off my clothes! ! ! Why did you hit me? Keep your word! !

Wechat about sad rainy days and Daquan.

1. The time you forgot has gradually grown into a thorn and deeply penetrated into my heart.

If one day you forget me, it doesn't matter, I hope I remember you.

You sing, smile and leave. I listened, cried and stayed.

To me, you are just a joke. Don't take yourself too seriously

5. At the moment I leave, forget me and hope I can forget you.

If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

7. Don't say you are sorry for me, I have nothing to do with you.

8. Memories always slap me in the face, pointing to old wounds and not letting me forget them.

9. Before love begins, you can never imagine loving someone like that.

10, not all people are trustworthy. Once you are wrong about a person, it is yourself who gets hurt.

1 1, getting drunk is never a sin of alcohol, but the degree of affection is too high.

12, you are no big deal, I don't care at all.

13. If you don't love me, don't touch me. I am stupid and will be moved by you.

14, if you don't feel, don't give me the illusion, I'm afraid I'm romantic.

15. Forgiveness is only related to the depth of love. How much love, how much forgiveness.

Talking about rainy days.

1. Rainy days are a time to cry loudly.

Second, it's raining again, and a slight coolness permeates my heart, making me extremely awake.

Third, when it rains again, one year has passed, and you and I have become strangers. Looking at the rain outside the window, I think of you and me, once so familiar but so far away.

Fourth, I waited for a rainy day ... but it was cloudy and wet; When you are tired, give up when you wait.

I hate rain very much. This makes everything very troublesome. Not only is it difficult to ride a bike, but I am also worried that I will slip and have an accident. I can't do the activities of the debate, and I don't want to go to class. Some people will become more irritable, some people will feel sad, and some people will worry.

6. When you want to cry, you can only cry enough in rainy days and smile in front of people. ...

On rainy days, I just want to stay at home, listen to music to relax and find someone to accompany me.

Eight, the heavy rain missed in those years, the love missed in those years.

Nine, the rain is slightly cold, with a touch of sadness.

Ten, dazzling rainbow, always after the rain.

Eleven, every rainy day is a tearful eye of missing.

Twelve, hazy rain, just like the picture of meeting for the first time, unfortunately, you are gone.

The rain outside the window has stopped, and the sky is still gray, because love has stopped.

14. I hate thunder and rain.

15. I like this rainy day. The more it makes me feel better, the more it makes me think so much. In the eyes of outsiders, I always laugh so mercilessly, but what is the reality?

Sixteen, another rainy day, someone once said that I would silently cross the city with my black guitar on my back.

Seventeen, sunny day? I like rainy days! Sunny days are common, rainy days are rare and charming! Every appearance is ever changing! And-my heart is just like it! !

Just as I have held an umbrella in countless sunny days, God will not pity me for giving me a rainy day.

I am so naive. I thought I knew what you thought, but now I know how stupid, ridiculous and idiot I am. Alas, I like rainy days because they are as gloomy as my mood.

20. Why is Luo Chen the next rainy day? On a rainy day. I will always miss you, is it because I am too attached to everything about you? On the next rainy day. Still miss it. On that rainy day, you said you didn't need an umbrella anymore. On the next rainy day, we can't miss each other and meet again.

Twenty-one, it has been raining, and my heart is wet all over the floor. How can I forget you?

Twenty-two, that rainy day, rainy spring, no time for him …

Twenty-three, I can't find my favorite umbrella, I'd rather get caught in the rain.

Twenty-four, I'm crazy! It's okay at ordinary times, and it will be crazy when it rains! There will be a lot of tears on rainy days. So don't mess with me on rainy days! Otherwise, tears will flood! Crying incessantly on rainy days. Then I'll keep crying ...

I remember, you said you liked rainy days, and it was another rainy day, which I couldn't get rid of. And you say you don't like rainy days, which is rainy days, miserable.

There will always be rainy days in life, but it will always be sunny. A good friend is an umbrella, which will accompany you whether it is sunny or rainy. ...

Twenty-seven, rainy days, cool, comfortable, gentle, soft and light. On rainy days, I am used to sitting quietly in the room, feeling the comfort and memories, letting my thoughts pass through and wandering freely in my past. Rainy days, even sadness is so sweet, even pain is so comfortable, spring, summer, autumn and winter, how many people will leave, and how many people will stay? Rain or rain, let yourself fly ~ ~ ~

28. I like rainy days. I like watching the rain all over the sky. I like to listen to the sound of rain beating on the eaves. I like watching the wind blow trees on rainy days. I like to watch people go in and out under umbrellas on rainy days. I like rainy days.

29. Rain is persistent and lingering. I like the thoughts floating in the rain, the breath filled in the rain, the faint affection in the rain, and listening to the sound of rain thinking about you. ...

30. You can't wash clothes when it rains. You have to take an umbrella when you go out. When you leave, you are covered in rain, which is very troublesome. Moreover, in a place like Shenzhen, rain is also acid rain, which is not good for health. I hate it.