A copy of an interesting joke.

Interesting paragraph copy (selected 48 sentences) 1. It's hard to find a girlfriend. I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me. I should go home early at night when I am away. Seriously, someone has been stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you. Never discriminate against a madman, he just has a different view of the world from yours. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others. The headmaster said: Last year, senior one students were responsible for cleaning, and this year, it is the turn of senior two students. 6. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense. 7. In the new year, I hope there will be as much money as sorrow. 8. Girls who chase Korean dramas are most worried about not getting married, while girls who chase domestic dramas are most worried about the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. 9. Someone asked me what is the most valuable thing? I thought for a moment and said that I had a priceless shopping cart. 10. When I am sad, I open my wallet. There is nothing in it. Very balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it. 1 1.0 meets 8. Looking up and down eight times, he said: Fat is fat. What belt are you wearing? 12. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my lovely face. 13. Please take good care of your children when visiting relatives during the Spring Festival! Don't call me aunt as soon as you see me, call me sister. 14. Life is so unfair. If you don't eat a meal, you won't lose a gram, but if you eat a big meal, you will gain three pounds. 15. When your mother gave birth to you, did you throw people away and raise the placenta? 16. Durex sells 300 million pieces a year, and dead children can circle the earth seven times. 17. Three meals a day can only keep you alive, and snacks and supper are the true meaning of life. 18. The carousel is the most cruel game, but there is an eternal distance between chasing each other. 19. Seeing that you are going to start pretending, I can only choose to be your best listener. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them. 2 1. When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire? 22. A friend is someone who sees through you but still likes you. 23. If handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can feed 654.38+03 billion people. Don't talk about it. There is nothing to talk about except love between you and me. 25. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage. 26. There is a growth called not handing in homework instead of copying reference answers. 27. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person. 28. Take your advice and leave me ten books! 29. No one is born afraid of death, and no one is born afraid of death, so don't pretend! 30. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest. 3 1. Devil:? God, can I be born again? ? God:? what's up Demon:? I don't want to be the devil anymore. I want to be as white as an angel and have wings, but I still want to suck blood. ? God:? Well, you can be reborn as a nurse! ? 32. No matter whether the thin man says he is fat or embarrassed, the fat man will feel that the thin man is showing off. 33. In front of a beautiful woman: if there is danger, save it; if there is no danger, save it and create danger. 34. That man looks, I don't know. The pixels are relatively low! 35. For my ex-boyfriend? Take care, okay? I haven't lost weight in so many years. When you mention a city, you only think of the food there. This is the meaning of gourmet travel. 37. The only advantage of flat chest is that two people can hug each other more closely. 38. If you are the one, the female guest will put out one more boy's light, and the male dormitory manager aunt will be able to put out the whole building. 39. It is said that the more crimes a girl commits in her last life, the bigger her breasts will be in this life. This shows that I must have been a good person in my last life. 40. In fact, only eight words are enough to make girls happy: beautiful, ok, buy, not fat, my fault. 4 1. Cherish every Singles Day you have now, because there will be someone to accompany you every Valentine's Day. 42. It is said that time is like a woman's cleavage, and there will always be a squeeze! I don't think so, because when I lie down! Nothing left? 43. What did those write? Isn't it important to be beautiful? Dear man, when saying this sentence, the sentence is actually: beautiful. Not important, but important. On the importance of punctuation! 44. Some people say that when you find that the person you like likes you, you are happier than winning 5 million, but I still prefer winning 5 million. 45. Now it is discovered that it is not Kotaro who never leaves the wolf, but the wolf has a villa. 46. The most poisonous sentence I have ever heard: My eyes are bigger than your breasts! 47. Some girls are really rich, and there are young airports. 48. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl.