My friend said he wanted to invite me to dinner. How can I reply to him humorously?

Can be divided into two situations, familiar or ordinary friends. If you are familiar friends and know each other better, you can speak freely! If you are an ordinary friend, then you can answer the other person and say: no, I am free today!

You can also answer: if you have time, go if you want. Or can you guess what I want to eat? What meal? I'll go. If I can't guess, I won't go. Or I can remember what kind of food is delicious. Please invite me to have dinner there if you like.

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Reply to thank friends for inviting you to dinner:

1, thank you for spending your money today.

I'm really happy today. I hope we can get together more next time. I'll treat you another day.

Thank you for your kind invitation. I am very happy.

I only say one thing to you: Thank you, man!

5. Thank you for your attention all the time! May all happiness accompany you, and wish you good health and all the best.

Since I got your care, I seem to see the light in the endless darkness, get a clear spring in the boundless desert and find a flower in the rock. How can I not thank you?

7. A happy life is inseparable from your company. Happiness lies in your appearance. Thank you, life is no longer lonely; Thank you for your hospitality today!