About humorous sentences, talk about mood and be funny.

How dare you lie. How dare I not believe it? I have compiled some sentences about summer mood, which are suitable for making friends. Let's have a quick look!

1, I'm going to take your luggage, so you are a happy pauper now.

Come with me, and you will have a bowl brush when I get something to eat.

3. Time can not only give birth to love, but also give birth to children sometimes.

People say I am fat, but in fact I am thin.

When a person realizes that diamonds are more valuable than glass balls, he has grown up sadly.

When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

7. A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

I didn't have the cheek to please you, because I know what incompetence is.

9. Wages are like a period, once a month and gone in a week or so.

10, what happened to the fat house? Pursuing Happyness, I can open the door at once.

1 1. Although you are already taken, as a senior gardener, my best skill is to replace trees with flowers.

12, the mosquito was really angry after biting you, but even more angry, it bit you, but you couldn't find it!

13, you can't have your cake and eat it, but impatience and procrastination are perfect for me.

14, just live a good life and don't worry about others bragging about their love.

15. As a mature person, I don't eat in anger, and I only do it when I am full.

16, I dreamed a lot when I was a child, but now I just want to get rich.

17, everyone has a story behind them. You may not understand, but please don't talk nonsense.

18, I want to get up early, but the bed doesn't agree.

19. The best partners in women's synchronized diving are mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, who always fall into the water at the same time.

Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

2 1, don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

22. All roads lead to Rome and stairs lead to the examination room.

23, be a charming bastard, kind and unhappy.

24. Distance sometimes produces a third party, not beauty.

25, those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open a courier and try it, without scissors.

26. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

27, little sister, you are still young and have no boyfriend to find another one. Will you give your boyfriend to your sister?

28. On such a hot day, let's hug, because the heart is close to nature and cool.

29. I can take candid photos, but I warn you, use a beauty camera.

30. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

3 1, I was bleeding when I translated English, and you were black and blue when I worked out the mathematical equation.

I haven't finished my homework yet. I don't think it is necessary to register.

33. I finally understand that it's not Russia that you can't let go of, but her.

34. I am very hungry. Please feed me with your tenderness.

35. In the eyes of the lover, a journey of a thousand miles is only one mile.

These are humorous sentences about emotions and funny arrangements. I hope you like it!