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A passage for a man with a cheap mouth (53 sentences)

1, I can be kinder than a good person or more vicious than a bad person. I look like you!

You always do something with your hands and feet dirty. Who are you to call others cheap?

If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow.

4, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

5, you are the face-saving Lord who powdered the coffin.

6. I haven't become bad, but no one has ever cherished my goodness.

7, you are so shameless and heartless, it should be very light!

I can give you face, but don't push your luck, baby.

9. You walk on your red carpet and I cross my zebra crossing!

10, I feel sad every time I see you eating pork. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

1 1. I swear to be better than you.

12, I don't like bitches, especially bitches.

13, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

14, what is your relationship with me? My shortcomings are so full that it's not your turn to point them out.

15, I haven't heard anyone brag about being so fresh and refined for a long time!

16, saying that you 2b people don't want pencils.

17, you said you were dressed so cool and looked so ruined!

18, you are a natural inspiration!

19, I am relieved to know that you are having a hard time!

Although you are wearing perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

2 1, don't give me a hard look, your face is not a palette.

22. Baidu can't find you, but sogou definitely has you.

23, you get a haircut and change your hair style. It's best to cover your face like this.

24. People who have the face to be nice to you also have the face to keep silent about you.

25. What's the use of being handsome? Do you swipe your card with your face at the bank?

26. Don't take my tolerance as your shameless capital.

27. If you want to sit still and be gentle, you must bring some hatred.

28, you are not smart, but also learn from others!

29. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.

30. You think I'm an idiot! B: Huh? ~ So you're not! ......

3 1, no artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.

32. I can tell you the truth with a smile, or I can tell you what the rules are.

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

34. Your stupidity is always so creative. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

35. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation!

36, you are a potato, both rustic and funny.

37. I don't * * unless I'm not swearing.

38. Did you plant a cesspit when you were a child? The acne on your face is poisoned by eating too much shit.

39. I understand all the reasons, but unfortunately I just don't like to be reasonable.

40. It is not easy for me to live. There is no need to please you.

4 1, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

Please speak well, or I'll fuck you.

Anyone with a little IQ can see how disgusting your old face is.

44. Don't confuse my personality with my temper. My personality comes from me and my temper comes from you.

45. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

46. I won't be with you if you talk cheap.

47. If you come to the earth to harm people, please go to Elysium!

48. Don't bully an honest man, she is so poisonous that you don't even have a chance to kneel.

I really admire your whole family. How can I eat when I look at my face every day?

50. You are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious!

5 1, I hold no grudge. I usually report it on the spot.

52. When I don't talk, remember that it's not your cow force that makes me silent, but your * * that makes me speechless.

53, don't be mean, don't have any feelings to persuade others, never, just slap in the face.