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Copywriting about toothache

Copywriting about toothache (36 selected sentences) 1. There is no good acne all over the face, rhinitis has been sneezing, toothache, rib pain, backache. 2. I took painkillers for the first time in my life because of my toothache and cracking. I feel toothache is not a disease, but it hurts like hell. Toothache can't sleep at night. It seems that half of my face is swollen and I can't bite when I eat. 4. Toothache is really painful, and being refused medical treatment is even more painful, which hurts the mind early in the morning. I just didn't fall asleep with a toothache, chewing peppers silently in the kitchen. I have a toothache again. The child just wants to have a good sleep. 7. I woke up with a toothache in the morning. I went to the dentist two days before Chinese New Year. It's really unlucky I hope I can eat and drink during the Chinese New Year. Please. 8. How painful is the toothache? I am awakened by it every night. I'm going crazy and want to hit someone. 9. Eat a thread, I am a dry rice man who can't move my back and toothache? 10. At home for half a month, except for toothache, the hula hoop became more and more slippery. 1 1. I also comfort others not to get angry, but when they get angry, they get toothache and can't sleep in the middle of the night. 12. Why is the wisdom tooth inflamed? I hope there will be no toothache next year. It really hurts my heart. 13. Guan Yu, with a long beard and graceful demeanor, holds a dragon crescent moon blade, which is called by Jianghu people? Dao Lang. 14. When I grow up, I will marry Tang Yan as my husband. I will play if I can, but I won't eat him. 15. Tell you a secret to get rich, but don't tell anyone! Fold your money in half, does it double? Ha, go and make friends! More funny messages 16. God said that measuring a person's level is like using a barrel of water, and the amount of water depends on the lowest board. However, God created your bucket, but it seems to be used to hold rice. 17. If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint! 18. It's absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it's foolhardy to cover my ears and steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are a big fool! 19. It is real gold and never fears fierce flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! 20. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the young people with mental retardation who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance. You should pack your things quickly and go out for shelter from the rain. Don't tell anyone that I informed you. Remember! You are welcome! 2 1. When you see this short message I sent you, please hit your head against the wall. Did you see it? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite blessings to you! 22. Note: Stand in front of the mirror, gently hold your chin, blink your left eye three times, blink your right eye three times, then blink with a smile, and you will vaguely see a fool blinking at the mirror! 23. Men and women are only animals of desire after all. Can they really be combined because of love? I'm sorry, I don't know. 24. Don't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees. 25. Take care of the environment, and everyone gets sick. 26. Female, sweet tooth, very fat! This woman has a hobby: she hates ants and kills them when she sees them. Ask his old saying: this little thing loves sweets so much and has such a thin waist. 27. oh, my god Please send a watermelon for me to those guys who forget me, don't contact me, don't send messages, don't miss me, don't miss me, wish them enough, and then walk on the watermelon skin! It is said that people with dirty beds are more creative than those with clean beds. People who are often late have a better sense of humor than those who are not late. People who eat more have% higher EQ than those who eat less. It is said that people who love to sleep late are more compassionate? Oh, I accidentally found myself too good! Must turn! I have to let my friends know my Excellence! 29. This is a tempting message! May your career rise step by step? Cake? Promotion, ability? Burn? Better. Does it smell happy? Chicken? Dance, success? A gift? Sure, don't hang up, okay? Saliva? Three feet. It's too hot to buy raw eggs! I bought a mat yesterday and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! Just met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became familiar! Remind you to keep a good mood no matter how hot it is! 3 1. I use the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread to express my sincere wishes to you and wish you happiness! 32. This is a world where fashion follows the trend. It is a season of influenza. The index of increasing or decreasing clothes is not fashion, but weather forecast. In this season of bacteria breeding, they grow taller in the spring breeze, remind my friends to be careful of catching a cold, and wish my friends health and happiness forever! 33. Stop joking. Actually, everyone knows that. Have you ever seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Therefore, there is no money in the wallet, which is completely understandable! In fact, the true meaning of life is not whether there is a ticket, but whether there is fun. May you always smile and good luck always come. 34. When you encounter a pervert, you are not in a hurry; When you meet animals, enjoy them slowly. 35. Don't step on the wild flowers on the roadside. 36. God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.