Speaking 74 sentences, it's speechless and funny.

1, originally intended to study, but failed the course. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

I have a crush on a girl for a long time, but I don't know how to make her notice me. I can only make money silently, and then I followed many people when she got married, and finally I succeeded in attracting her attention.

3, I want to lose weight, lose weight, if the food comes, then I will talk while eating.

When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let you go, you are a glass slag.

5. Looks are given by the previous generation, education is determined by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say: each generation is worse than the next?

6, like a person can not be hidden, even if hidden in the closet, will still be found by her husband.

7, food is not necessarily only on the table!

8. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, ask if you are full!

9. If you have a dream, stick to it. Turn off the alarm clock and go back to sleep.

10, when I want to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.

1 1. Don't doubt the girlfriend you admire. It's a good thing for an admirer to be infatuated with you.

12, don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

13. Modern sadness has flooded, remember to be good to yourself.

14. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the water, would you choose to stay with me?

15, before I touched the flowers and twisted the grass, someone else pulled it out.

16, on my birthday, my boyfriend gave me a grass ring and said that you and I will be together forever. I was moved to tears, so I found a poor man.

17, we can avoid everyone, but we can't avoid a fly. What makes us unhappy in life is often trivial things.

18, time can really change a person. For example, you used to be ugly, but now you are even uglier.

19, girls delete their ex's contact information in order to break away from the past and start a new life. Boys delete ex-girlfriends, there is no need to ask, it must be forced by the incumbent.

20. Destiny is a book. Inadvertently, it is wrong to turn around. If you look too carefully, you will cry.

2 1, you always have thousands of reasons, but I always follow your feelings.

22. When you push your luck, consider whether I am easy to mess with.

23, eating goods said: If life is the first time, a bowl of wonton and a bowl of noodles.

24. If you listen to too many lies, you will learn to lie. If you watch too many lies, you will be blind.

25. It is said that women are lewd. In fact, there are only five kinds of lascivious women: gold, pink iPhone, white BMW, black mink clothes and colored RMB!

26. When you turn off the lights when you are young, you always have to rush to bed at a speed!

27. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl!

28, my object is very good, elephants are also very good to me, I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.

Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

People can't judge whether they are rich or not by their appearance. When we pass each other in the street, you will never think that I am a luxurious yellow diamond.

3 1. Ask me for a gift for Children's Day. I can give it, but you should pay attention to it on Father's Day in a few days.

32. All your faults are caused by you. You are not smart, sophisticated, mature, perfect or excellent.

33. The older you get, the better your temper, probably because you don't care more and more.

34. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

36. Spring breeze won't blow you 10 miles. You will make a hole where you fall.

37. Buy a new mobile phone with a facial recognition unlock screen. Sometimes the failure of unlocking tells me that the face matching is unsuccessful, and I can accept it. Sometimes it is too much to say that no face is detected!

38. I feel that I am not going to school now, but learning from me, simple and rude, without condoms!

39. It is said that girls are beautiful only if they are confident, and beautiful girls are not confident.

40, others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

4 1, I quarreled with others today, and when I was lying in bed at night, I came up with something that could make the other person speechless. Alas, I really regret it. I am so excited that I am incoherent in today's quarrel.

42. What's wrong with eating? When you eat food, you only think about eating, not thinking about intrigue. Is it bad to eat vegetables?

43. If you can't finish some things, leave them till tomorrow. If you are lucky, you won't have to do it when you die tomorrow.

44. Do you know what year it is? We are all people who have lost time, cutting and cutting until we are beyond recognition.

45, be a layman, no other requirements, clean and free. I wish you are ridiculously cute, and your speech seems to be cute.

46. I just want to hold your hand all my life. I'm afraid that as soon as I let go, you will go to buy buy to buy it.

47. The reason why you are not hacked is because you can see how miserable you are when you are lost, and then you will be full of energy in an instant.

48. What is the generation gap? I just put on my new clothes and walked around in front of my mother and said, mom, is there a model? Mom looked at me and said, yes, in the pot. Help yourself.

49. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

I really envy those who forget to eat when they can work.

5 1. It is said that every foodie has an incomprehensible sadness, which eats all despair and loneliness into the past.

52. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because I'm so fucking sleepy.

53. The so-called eating goods is massive when you are hungry, and your mouth is awkward when you are not hungry!

You left without worrying about my feelings at all. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

56. I hope someone will give you calm love and accompany you to see the flowing scenery.

57. Girls who love to laugh are not unlucky. If they are unlucky, they can't laugh.

58. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepped on the road, suddenly looked back and looked around, and there were countless uncles and aunts.

59. You are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

60. I couldn't help but burst into tears when I saw my parents trembling in the car. I bowed deeply to them in the car and my head was caught in the door.

6 1. It's better not to use your own photo as an avatar, which is unlucky to go offline.

62. Many people advised me to eat by my face, but I didn't. I have to eat by mouth, or I'm embarrassed to cook a meal!

63, don't think about those messy fart matter, full of money is not good? Shallow and happy!

64. Love sometimes feels like being drunk. The mind is clear, but the behavior is out of control.

65. I will try to be the kind of girl you like, and then I will die without you.

66. When you are happy, eat delicious food to celebrate; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; Eat delicious food to entertain yourself when you are bored!

67. The best song to listen to when confessing to eating food: I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you ~ exiled to the sky.

68. Born in Shengliang, Yu He; Why does raw food produce fat? Why is there a strong wind with bangs? If you have me, why don't you have my date?

69. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits.

70. Evil Monday is coming again. As a foodie, besides eating something good, how can I comfort my broken heart?

7 1, the tragedy of being single is that a person eats hot and sour powder and accidentally gets it in his eyes, afraid to go away and wash it. He was afraid that the waiter would close the door, so he had to eat it with tears in his eyes.

72. On the road of no return, mankind will never be lonely!

73. My teacher confiscated my game machine. When I returned it to me at the end of the term, I found that all the games were cleared.

74. No matter how good you are, some people will despise you. No matter how unbearable you are, someone will treat you like life.