Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - When God gives you a big gift, he will do it with many difficulties.

When God gives you a big gift, he will do it with many difficulties.

1, it turns out that I was unreasonable from beginning to end.

I love you, you never mentioned it, which makes me never sure whether you love me or not.

If one day I die, I will definitely say that it is better than not being afraid of ghosts.

4, don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's doors, make a joke and leave.

Meeting to say goodbye and returning to the sea is not only the end of past happiness, but also the beginning of future happiness.

6. In most of life, the synonym of commitment is bondage, but we are eager for bondage.

7. You know me with your ears. Are you mentally retarded or retarded?

8. You peed and looked at your face that was out of tune with the world.

9. There will always be moments that can warm the whole past.

10, not for many flowers. Just ask for a corner to tell.

1 1. Every time the teacher calls my name, I always think of all the bad things I did all day.

12, in fact, I never gave up until the end. Only in the end, we were all wronged.

13, when God gives you a big gift, he will make a package with many difficulties.

14, I love you from the bottom of my heart.

15, youth is pretending to be sad and sad, thus pretending to be strong.

Funny quotations: I saw an old lady touching porcelain on the road.

I went out yesterday and saw an old lady touching porcelain on the road. How did the young man get off the bus? The old lady just can't get up. The young man was annoyed and took out the phone: "Wife, you go for a divorce, and I will leave home clean." I just killed her. "Aunt jumped up in fear. Run, old fast.

One day in physical education class, the math teacher came into the classroom and said, "Your PE teacher is ill. This class is math." When the whole class was spitting in their hearts, the PE teacher opened the classroom door smartly, looked up and saw the math teacher, paused for a second, and said weakly, "Am I ... sick again?" I will never forget the expression on my math teacher's face.

While eating in a restaurant, I overheard a couple talking sweet words and asking, "What am I to you?" The man replied, "Baby, you are my textbook." What? I'm stupid when I hear it. Seek an explanation

My deskmate in high school is a boy who always likes to harass me. Forget the mouth flower and touch it occasionally. I can't stand it. When he reached out again, I picked up the compass and tied it to the back of his hand. He couldn't help screaming ... The teacher turned around and said, What's your ghost's name? This product has a painful facial distortion: teacher, it's just ... just now, my stomach suddenly hurts. ...

When I first entered junior high school, I once offended a junior high school punk for some reason. My friend advised me to buy a pack of cigarettes and apologize to him. . . Reluctantly, I bought a cigarette and searched the whole school for him. Finally, I found him in the toilet behind the school. He squatted in the pit. As soon as my brain was hot, I kicked him into the toilet. His ass went straight to the pit, which was terrible. . . Then I was blocked by him several times. . .

Secretly tell the girls that if you have a boyfriend who likes to play online games, if he doesn't call you out, but one day, he suddenly calls you out to play, don't think too much, it must be that the server has started to be maintained!

Big cousin and girlfriend went out to check in, and they met the police for rounds. The eldest cousin looked embarrassed and explained, "She is actually my girlfriend! We are good people! " The police sneered at the explanation of the big cousin: "I have seen many people like you." If there is anything, come with me to the station and finish the transcript. " Then he turned to his girlfriend and said, "How come it's you every time!"

Taking Niu Niu to KFC, there is a couple sitting opposite, and the boy has been teasing her. Niu Niu rolled her eyes and looked helpless. The girl was very unhappy when she saw Niu Niu, so she became friends with him: Little friend, your eyes are really big. What's your name? Niuniu didn't speak. The girl looked at me. I was about to speak when Niu Niu interrupted me: Mom, you must never tell your sister that my name is Niu Niu. .

My boyfriend is 162cm tall and weighs 96Kg, which can be described as plain-looking, with low education ... I pursue him entirely because of his kindness. I remember it was noon, and he came to our shop to wash the car. I accidentally got him a large piece of Maserati paint ... He didn't get angry and didn't ask me for compensation ... From that moment on, I decided to pursue him.

I just met a little boy on the road and walked to the door of the toy store. "Brother, you are so handsome. Buy me a toy." Hehehe, I don't think children can cheat, so I happily bought him a toy ... After a while, he took a fancy to another toy. "Brother, do you have a female basin friend? I don't think you have a girlfriend. The flowers in our class are so beautiful. You buy me a toy and I'll give her to you. " Me. . .

Chatting with my niece at night, she is almost 30 or single. I asked what she was looking for. She put down her teacup and said innocently, "It depends on fate. I just want to find a local tyrant with terminal cancer and live a simple life with him. " The world is very complicated, and there are not many simple girls like my niece, to be honest.

Not every princess meets a prince who saves her when she is in trouble.

1, always meet my back when I am most helpless.

You left me, but I waited for you stupidly.

It turns out that my mobile phone is of Russian royal descent and can only play Tetris.

Not every princess will meet the prince who saved her when she was in trouble.

5, explanation is a cover-up, and cover-up is a story.

6. It turns out that love is so hurtful that it is more difficult than imagined.

7. [When the person you once loved cries and you smile, it means that you are really heartbroken and really don't love.

8. I love you and never leave. It's just that you've been ignoring my existence.

9. Don't touch my fragile wound with your hand that touched other people's chest.

10 Sometimes, I like listening to songs not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

1 1. Now I've deleted everything about you, which means I'm really disappointed in you.

12, selfishness is the root of unhappiness.

13, perhaps hurt, will eventually let me let go; Maybe letting go doomed my departure.

14, don't be too positive, slow down.

15, I will try to be a person you will regret not cherishing when you see them in the future.

16, this winter didn't surprise me ...

17, your world will naturally not be understood by others, and I never believe in empathy.

What about indifference? At least I don't have to smile at everyone I hate.

19, it is obvious that you did something wrong, why do you pretend to be sad?

20. The greatest hope in this life is to accompany you to the old age, so you can't go anywhere.

Idioms that describe difficulties

1, the danger of hanging upside down: hanging upside down: hanging upside down like a person. Metaphor is extremely difficult.

2. It's difficult to describe something.

3, ice thawing release: like to freeze and melt. Metaphor eliminates difficulties or obstacles.

4, the Tao is one foot high, the magic is one foot high: the original intention is that religious practitioners warn practitioners to be alert to the temptation of the outside world. Post-metaphor often faces new and greater difficulties after making certain achievements.

5, how difficult is it to be rich: state: country. The country is full of disasters, which can inspire people to work hard, overcome difficulties and make the country strong under certain conditions.

6. Difficulties and obstacles: difficulties and obstacles on the road ahead.

7. Difficulties between the upper and lower levels: It means that both the upper level (government) and the lower level (people) are in a difficult situation.

8, the urgency of upside down: upside down: like a person being upside down. Metaphor is extremely difficult.

9. Life has a long way to go: unfortunately, it is not smooth. Fate is full of bad luck Refers to a bumpy life and repeated setbacks.

10, many good things grind: grind: obstacles, difficulties. Good things often encounter many twists and turns before they are realized and successful.

1 1. Difficulties and obstacles: obstacles. Difficulties and obstacles on the road ahead.

12, breaking the waves: metaphor is ambitious, not afraid of difficulties, and going forward bravely.

13, nowhere to go: nowhere to go. Describe the situation is very difficult, in a dilemma, nowhere to live.

14, Struggle: indicates that it is difficult to walk or move, and it is very difficult to describe the situation or action. It means that life is hard or things are hard, and every step is hard.

15, dilemma: d: equivalent to "yes"; Gu: The dilemma of metaphor. No matter whether you are advancing or retreating, you are in a difficult situation. Describe a dilemma.

16, difficulty in walking: refers to difficulty in walking and mobility.

17, full of difficulties and dangers: describe difficulties and obstacles.

18, sunset: dusk: evening; Mode: Road. It's getting late and the road has come to an end. Metaphor situation is very difficult, in the end. Also described as extremely poor.

19, spiny: spiny: Vitex negundo; Cluster: piling up. Vitex negundo grows in groups. Metaphor is that there are great obstacles and many difficulties on the way forward.

20. Ride the wind and waves: the ship rides the wind and waves. Metaphor to overcome difficulties and go forward bravely.

2 1, full of thorns: thorns: Vitex negundo. Cluster: piling up. Vitex negundo grows in groups. Metaphor is that there are great obstacles and many difficulties on the way forward.

22. Advance despite difficulties: face difficulties.

23, daoshanhuohai: metaphor is extremely dangerous and difficult.

24. Material difficulty: material: material; Strength: financial resources; V: yes; Difficulty: difficulty. Property is hard to get.

25, bleak management: bleak: painstaking; Management: planning. Try to manage and plan. The latter refers to working hard on a certain cause under difficult circumstances.

26. Difficulties and hardships: describe the situation as difficult and full of difficulties.

27. Many disasters: indicating deep disasters.

28. Give up all your ammunition: ammunition was used up in the battle and reinforcements were cut off. It also means the situation is very difficult.

29, raw fish in the kettle: metaphor life is difficult, broken for a long time.

30, three disasters and eight difficulties: metaphor children are born sick. It also describes frequent misfortunes.

3 1, unable to move a step: even one step is difficult. Describe walking difficulties. It is also a metaphor for being in a difficult situation.