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What are the personalized signatures of Pokémon?
Life is as brilliant as summer flowers, and death is as quiet and beautiful as autumn leaves!
1. Many years from now, if you are married, and if I am not, tell your daughter to be careful on the way home from school. . . .
2. I only have the skills to pick up girls, but I am a girl.
3. You have the nerve to freak out, how dare I not believe it.
4. Now send "I love you" to 10086 and she will reply "I love you too"
5.-Conductorˉ¨◆Give me a ticket to 2010 Ticket...丶My wife lost that┅◇◇◆′
6. Men, I hope you are a good person, I hope you can use yours so that I don’t have to feel bad anymore
7 .We, as long as the ending is a comedy, no matter how tragic the process is
8.- Every time we collect New Year's money, we have to pretend to be embarrassed and push it away, but in fact we are afraid that it will really be pushed away.
9. If I tell you to go away, just go away. I wonder if it will be okay if I come here and hug you tighter? (This is the warmest sentence I have ever seen)
10. "I Uncomfortable". In exchange for someone else's words: "Wherever you are, I'll be there soon."
11. Have you ever read everything someone said but never commented?
12. A good man is when others scold his woman for being so ignorant and unreasonable. , stood up and said very sarcastically: I'm used to it, what's wrong?
13. - I envy those people who can get a lot of comments from a simple comment.
14. I saw a couple making out on the road. So I ran over and said to the boy: Brother, the sister today is not as beautiful as the one yesterday. . .
15.▼ I am not afraid of spending Valentine’s Day by myself, but I am afraid that you will spend it with others...
16. You are simply a 4, except for 2 it is still 2, minus 2 it is still 2 , it is really 2 plus 2, remove 2 and there is still 1 2, and it is 2 times of 2!
17. I hate that I have been waiting for news from you for a long time, and the result is "Oh" and "Haha". Do you think I am telling a story or a joke?
18. I am a very simple person. -As long as you take me seriously. Your business is my business.
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19.- I play too much on the computer and want to fast forward while watching TV./*
20. I’m sorry, I can’t grow up with you. The way you want it.
21. I have a dream. There are only 5 fill-in-the-blank questions in one test paper. School____subject____class____name____student number____. 20 points for each empty space.
22. I get scolded four times a day. Sometimes I don’t get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don’t read a book all day, and I don’t sleep at night. Who was shot
23. You should also follow Tencent’s example and call me “honey” every time you go online. .
24. I am very, very, very envious of my deskmate for having the best deskmate in the world
25. When we are no longer good, we will retire. Don't hold on. Do you know how many families San'er has ruined if you continue to hold them back?
26. The person I trust the most taught me not to trust anyone easily //
27. ■□ Best friend is another self
28. . °He pointed at her and said to his brothers: I will definitely marry her in the future. If not her, don't come to my wedding.
29. Every couple is a fool before falling in love, but they all become poets after being dumped
30. Those who want to start school have a partner in school. I don’t want to start school! ! !
31.//. My hair is different every morning when I wake up. Either Saiyan or Ultraman.
32. □ How many people have expressed their true feelings under the guise of lyrics?
33..° You said I am your Yulemei. Well, I am worth it. Three dollars and five,
34◆◇ヽ Bajie, you are looking at my master’s signature again. .
35./ - I see your online name changing again and again, even if it is in English, I have to translate it.
36. My future husband will definitely be a road addict, otherwise why wouldn’t he find me even now?
37. Yesterday the florist smiled, today the hotel smiled, tomorrow the drug store smiled, and three weeks later the women’s hospital smiled.
38. The biggest fear when playing with mobile phones during self-study in the evening is that the whole school has a power outage, and then a white light shines from you
- The quality of the teacher's class determines the traffic of the mobile phone this month.
40. A man who can bend down to tie your shoes is always better than a man who can only help you take off your clothes.
41.- I have always had a doubt in my mind. It has been 5 years, exactly 5 years. What has the gray wolf been eating to survive?
42. In fact, February 14th is April Fool’s Day, and April 1st is Valentine’s Day. How many people use sweet words to deceive others on 2.14, and some use joking as an excuse to tell the truth on 4.1
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43. Let me spend Valentine’s Day alone, let me spend Christmas alone, let me spend New Year’s Day alone, and if you have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.
44. Why does it take two people to agree to like someone, but only one person to break up?
45.//* I saw this signed children’s paper, 2012, be good.
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