I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive.

First, who cares about you, deep in the ocean? They will only blame you for screaming and disturbing others' sleep

Second, I am a person who is suitable for being alone.

Third, the class teacher likes that kind of idiot who has good grades, looks ugly, dresses poorly, pretends to be cute without even looking at the animation, and looks naive but is actually more insidious than anyone else.

Fourth, it seems that I am really unpopular.

5. I call my wife, daughter-in-law, wife, and ancestors all kinds of love.

Sixth, you are not cheap; But bitches usually look like you. Zhang

Suddenly want to say sorry to myself, sorry that I can't find my original self anymore.

8. Close your eyes and empty your heart. Let bygones be bygones.

I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a Bird, hold down ctrl+c, and then keep pressing CTRL+V.

Don't disturb the person I love to wait for his own wishes.

Don't be invisible, my friend. Fifty years later, I'm afraid I'll never see you online again.

Twelve, it is said that women are like clothes, and I am the temperament that you can't wear.

Being loved is better than being loved by someone who has loved you for many years.

14. [Probably don't care, I forgot how to cry anyway]

I don't want to see you unhappy, but I envy you for being too happy with others.

Sixteen, girls grow snacks, don't treat a slag in the sea as a flower by the river.

Eighteen, [don't test human nature, it is simply vulnerable]

It's not my fault that I'm too handsome I am destined to be handsome. Ha ha ha ha.

Twenty, when I was a child, I expected to grow up. I don't know until I grow up, and I am happiest after I was a child.

If freedom far away and close at hand is what you want, then I'd rather never love you.

Twenty-two, [the metamorphosis has been broadcast live until now, and there is only one sister. ]

I am distressed by my past, tired of my present and worried about my future. Silence is my only motivation.

I don't believe in losing more and more, so I can appreciate it, because if I cherish it, I may lose it.

This is a very sad story: a man wrote many letters to his girlfriend, and finally his last girlfriend married the postman.

Twenty-six, next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: As long as the legs are thin, all three legs are thin.

You never know how much I miss you when I cry out of control because of you.

I thought I would die without you before, but after you left, I was still alive. Originally, I wouldn't have died without you. I'm still alive.

Twenty-nine, it is said that women are like clothes, and I am the temperament that you can't wear.

First, where are you? A minute later, it appeared again.

I am a slow-heating person, lazy and seldom take the initiative to talk to others. I am too much trouble.

What you lost won't be what you looked like when you got it back, will you?

Love need not be too complicated, just feel it with your heart.

33. Think of Big Wolf and Logger Vick. There is no reason not to be strong on the road of youth.

Don't forget what you once owned, cherish what you can't get, don't give up what belongs to you, and keep what you lost as a memory.

Thirty-five, I call me a man, an asshole, a wooden idiot, all kinds of love.

36. Copying homework does not doubt whether the other party is doing it right, which is the basic morality of copying homework.

Even if the sky loses its color, it will smile proudly.

Thirty-eight, have you ever treated dichlorvos as cola and made your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

I'm afraid I can't help crying when I look at you and smile.

Forty, you can be proud now, and it will be ugly to kneel down for me.

When you don't reply, I always feel that you are making a long speech.

42. Only when you lose it can you learn to cherish it.

Forty-three, Feng Dao ~ I can kneel for four hours. Can you let me go to the Spring Festival Gala, too?

I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive.

Forty-five, I only set up a special concern for you, that is, I want to see your dynamics for the first time.

Forty-six, they are all called animals. Why are you doing this?

Forty-seven, suddenly want to say sorry to myself, sorry that I can't find my original self anymore.

Forty-eight, don't always watch AV, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.

Forty-nine, [I always feel that I have a good life, why can't I even eat enough]

50. If a person calls you to send WeChat every day, it means that he loves you, at least he has you in his heart.

When copying classmates' homework, classmates tell you not to let the teacher think that you copied it! I thought about it and wrote a turn after the answer.

52. Your ex loves you more than I do. How dare I associate with you?

It doesn't matter. You don't have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.

54. Whose eyes touch whose eyebrows, whose smile is worth whose tears.

55. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow will be difficult for anyone.

1. What air is my husband and what air is my life.

56. Everyone who forwards stories or Weibo has a certain mood and wants to convey it to someone. Unfortunately, some people don't understand.

57. Do you know the temperature of tears?

Your past is too late for me to participate in your future. I will accompany you to the end.

Fifty-nine, I only wait for the noble words that you fall in love with you.

I am most afraid that you will smile at me when I want to give up.

Don't come back to me when no one wants you. Think of me as a recycling bin.

Teacher, it's very kind of you. I know he loves me so much because of you.

Are you popular? Do you have many friends? Have you been with me long? Are you dependent on life and death? Where were you at the critical moment?

Sixty-four, go to the bank to withdraw money, sit down and the first sentence is: Am I dead?

Sixty-five, I never gave up loving you, but I changed from being strong to being silent.

Sixty-six, I will wipe the tears myself, and I won't wet your shoulders.

Sixty-seven, smile means I'm fine?

Sixty-eight, girl, how did a bottle of makeup remover ruin your face?

It doesn't matter. You don't have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.

Seventy, I have no face, no body and no ability, but girl, I am domineering and I am strong. I have a style that you don't have. (likes to order hearts)

7 1. It's too easy to miss and too late to love.

Seventy-two, "Ah, you should peek at our host taking a bath," Liu Bei cursed Zhang Fei.

Seventy-three, sometimes, what we miss is not time, but feeling.

Seventy-four, [some things turn for a lifetime]

Seventy-five, [with a naive loneliness and courage, trying to meet each other in a person's world]

Seventy-six, [I want to wake up and dream about the future with you]-black.

Look into my eyes and you will find what you mean to me.

I love my dear friend. We may have different grades, but we will be together in the future.

There is smoke in the elevator. I would rather take the stairs. The people around you are too crowded. I would rather leave you.

I never have the word morning on weekends.

I won't cry for you because my mascara is expensive.

No one protects my soft sister, so I can only teach myself to be a woman.

The most painful time is the best time, and you can see many things clearly.

As soon as I get online, you get offline. As soon as I get off the line, you go online. I'm still alive. Why don't you die?

Losing your temper is called nature. Putting your temper back is the skill.

I won't cry for you because my mascara is expensive.

I wish I was just a child. If I give a candy, I will laugh; If I fall, I will cry. You don't have to disguise yourself beyond recognition or suppress your feelings.

What is impossible to prevent is the docile knife given by the opposite of the people around you.

Look at people with time and heart, not eyes and gossip.

The real function of tears is to wash your eyes and let you see the person who makes you cry.

The biggest disappointment of Mr. Lu Xun's life is that the articles written with his life were used by later generations to assign homework.

Bad temper control, not so big, can't take care of everyone's feelings.

Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as familiar as one person.

I will cry, but I will never give up.

Non-mainstream sadness talks about selected phrase 2:

1, I will always love you in all the ways you know and don't know.

2. You said that love is the only thing. We are lucky and determined.

Believe in love like a fool, and then kick it out like a fool.

It took me three years to weave a dream, and you woke me up in three days.

5. Dreams have an absurd truth, and the truth has a real absurdity.

6. You can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, just as you can't touch someone who doesn't love you.

7. I am far away and cherish you as always.

8. Many people come into your life just to change.

9. It is better to simply live an ordinary and happy life than to end this song with a bang.

10 instead of coming with me, he turned and held her hand.

1 1, do you know that when you wave to me in the wind, there will always be other girls who have a crush on you?

12, thoughts fade away, and the lingering sound still exists. We are so far away.

13, those unbearable memories, why bother to recall.

14, a man's greatest failure is to give others a chance to laugh at his woman.

15, I picked up my cool thoughts and thought I might be able to sleep for so long.

16, that kind of unspeakable sadness buried me again.

17, the distance between near and Tianya, saying far is a lifetime, saying near is just a sentence.

18, I won't ask, I won't mention, and I will go on alone when I am sad.

19, man, you always hope that only you can touch her body, but do you know that she also hopes that your infatuation belongs to her?

20, actually, it's good to be alone. No worries, no ties, just a little lonely.

2 1. If you just meet and can't stay, it's better not to meet.

22. Without your advice, my ears always feel lost. It never occurred to me that I have been looking for it, but I have been missing it.

23, the routine is deep, who takes who seriously, sinister human beings.

24. The appearance of the world depends on the eyes you stare at it.

Everyone has a hurdle in his heart, but he stubbornly refuses to cross it.

26. [How can people who dream be willing to hurt them]

27. Keep an Enron, be indifferent to the world of mortals, love each other silently, and like silently.

28. I always feel like crying for no reason. I don't know why.

29. Direct complaint for kindness advocates a kind of respect for the efficiency of life and personality.

Buy a dictionary tomorrow and try to be a cultured hooligan.

3 1, I have the heart to admit that I love you very much.

Forgive my clumsiness and stupidity, I won't win people's hearts.

33. Get used to the habit, get used to your habit, and finally get used to your habit. In short, get used to your company.

34. Because I like you, I know you. Because I like you, I can't avoid leaving you in the end.

What brand of mascara do you have? You're crying like this. You haven't taken off your makeup.

Introduction: When I was with my girlfriend, she said that she liked drama. I asked her what kind of drama she liked, but she wouldn't tell me. Until one day I saw her plain photo, I asked her if she liked Sichuan opera, and she said, how do you know? I said I'm not blind. You look like a face-changing enthusiast.

1. I accidentally saw a row of English letters "WJDWTZNDXHDbrG" under the desk of the deskmate goddess today. Please translate its meaning. God replied: I think that thing at my deskmate is so short that it is not as good as a dog!

My friend has been in love for three months and hasn't done anything seriously. Today, some friends were having dinner at his house. His mother scolded him again and told him to make a decision quickly, but his friends looked reluctant. His mother slapped him angrily at that time: "Is it a mule or a horse that can't be pulled out of bed for a walk?"

My wife and I have been married for seven years. When I applied for the birth permit, I actually said that our marriage certificate could not be found online, which means that she married another stranger. What is the rhythm? Have I slept with someone else's wife?

4. One night, my home was disconnected from the Internet, and I went to the neighbor's window to eat snacks and lick wifi. Suddenly, the door opened wide, and a beautiful woman rushed out with a toilet brush wrapped in a bath towel and scolded, "It's the first time I've seen someone peeking at someone taking a bath and bringing snacks." "

5. A beautiful colleague just went to work and said, "Wow, it smells good." I proudly said: "My brother's body fragrance!" Then the beauty said, "I haven't eaten stinky tofu for a long time, so greedy ..."

6. Walking on the road after work, a car sped past the waterlogged road and splashed mud all over me. At that time, I couldn't help but make up my mind that I must buy a waterproof coat when I have money.

7, quarrel with your wife, blurt it out when you are excited, get out! My wife refused and said angrily, say it again! I was angry at that time. Say it again, the Yangtze River flows east!

8. Wife: "Who the fuck is not getting divorced today?" Husband: "Grandma, what do you want to eat at noon today? I'll do it! "

9. I went to the toilet in the department store. I took one of the two lighters in the car. When squatting, I found that the pit was flat and I couldn't hit it. I've been hitting it over there. At this time, a man came from the pit next door. After a while, the sound of a lighter came from the gap below. When I finished, I handed back a cigarette ... this is called kindness!

10, the company manager went to the police station to report the case. He said, officer, our cashier is missing. The policeman asked: Have you checked the company's safe? The manager said: it has been thoroughly checked. The policeman asked: What's the matter? The manager said that he was not in it.

1 1. I saw a beautiful woman at the bus stop just now. I got up the courage to walk up to her and strike up a conversation: "Beauty, where do you live and what car are you waiting for?" The beauty said in disgust, "I have never seen such a diligent bus driver as you."

12. A young man always feels that his work is not satisfactory. The kind old chairman smiled and listened to his complaints. He picked up a raw egg and put it on the table. The egg rolled on the ground and broke. The old chairman picked up another one and did the same thing. When he picked up the fifth egg, the young man suddenly realized, "I see, you mean only hard-boiled eggs can stand up." The old chairman kindly spat a cigarette turn: "I mean you can leave if you don't want to do it."

13, I went home at night and saw a man standing on the roof, holding a mobile phone, walking around as if he would jump at any time. Oh, my God, I have to go to the police. "The police comrade, had an accident, someone standing on the roof of our house! Steal my WiFi! "

14, Ma Yun once said: A person's career is inversely proportional to his appearance. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

15. One day, my wife bought online at home. I stepped aside, turned my chair around and said to her, wife, I want to grow old with you! My wife was very moved after hearing this, and said to me: Husband, I also want to grow old with you. I quickly said: wife, I won't buy more than two thousand dollars of anti-aging essence!

16, "When I was a child, I played house, and the fake play was really done. I am quite embarrassed to think about it now. " "What do you mean, sleeping with her little daughter?" "No, I gave her a beating."

17. It was almost time to eat at noon yesterday. I asked what fried food was. Sister said first: "Fried meat with beans." I looked at a plate full of beans and asked, "Where's the meat?" Sister said: "Among the beans, you can choose the one with wormholes and long eyes."

18, it is very dangerous for a girl to be at home alone when signing for the express delivery. Especially girls who often stay at home and often shop online. You'd better pretend to have company. Handsome couriers must be careful. If she wants to invite you in, run and don't look back.

19. One day, I misunderstood my husband. I kept calling him at night and scolding him. After a while, I heard the sound of "carving". Before, I thought it was a signal, but it was not. As soon as I opened my mouth, I yelled at the phone, "What are you doing!" He said very grievance: "Knock on the screen." I said, "Why are you tapping on the screen? Sick! " As a result, he came with a more aggrieved sentence: "Hit you." The screensaver is my photo …

20. I quarreled with my boyfriend on the phone and cried. My girlfriend came to comfort me. Suddenly, she looked me in the eye and said, "What brand of mascara do you have? You are crying like this, haven't you removed your makeup? " Damn, I'm so sad. Can't you be serious?

2 1. My girlfriend is sitting on the sofa reading a magazine. She suddenly looked up and asked me, "Hey, do you think a round face or a V-shaped face is more beautiful?" I held her shoulder, stared at her eyes and said seriously, "Forget it, pig kidney face is quite good."

22. What is the saddest thing for men after men and women break up? The first "not up"; The second is "not enough".

23. It doesn't matter if a girl is fat. Because she is fat, her breasts will get bigger. Boys must not be fat, because the fatter Tintin is, the shorter and smaller he will become.

24. I just met a classmate in the administrative service center. She exclaimed, "Ah, you are pregnant, how many months?" "Four months." She added, "I don't know when I get married." I smiled and responded: "I will definitely call you next time." On the way back, I thought, she must be sent by heaven to destroy me. Am I so fat?

25. The head of the dormitory walked back and forth in the dormitory today. I couldn't take it anymore, so I said to him, "If you walk again, I'll break your leg." Dormitory director: "Break my leg, who will help you cook?" He gave such a good reason that I was speechless.

26. I bought a New Pants for my second-rate husband today. He came back less than ten minutes after going out and hurt his knee. I was angry: "The pants you just bought broke in less than ten minutes." But Hall's husband said indignantly, "I'm sorry, I didn't have time to take off my pants when I fell." Me: "..."

27. I remember when I was a child, someone set off firecrackers during the Spring Festival. I picked up a big firecracker and used a lighter. Then I threw the lighter away, and the world was so quiet!

28. Do you believe in love? The saddest thing is that when Faye Wong and Nicholas Tse were together, I was still single. 1 1 years later, we are still single.

29. Wear loose clothes to go to school by bus in the morning, and two handsome guys give me their seats. In order not to embarrass everyone, I sat down with my waist touching my stomach and asked my aunt next to me about parenting knowledge for a long time. ...

30. Xiaoming, gender: male, nationality: China, occupation: appears in various application questions and jokes. With Xiaohong, Xiaofang and Xiaogang, they are also called the fourth donkey kong in mathematics. He often asks his classmates to help him make tables and make ink on the topics. Even a few pens have to be counted for him. He is one of the most annoying people after 70, 80 and 90.

Editor's note: A monk from lz University was washing clothes in the water room today, and suddenly the water was cut off. A great god next to him touched the water pipe and said affectionately, Stop it ... The fucking water is coming, leaving lz alone in the wind. ...