Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - 202 1 is a very sweet and provocative collection of earthy love stories. Do you know what I want to eat? Watching you in a daze
202 1 is a very sweet and provocative collection of earthy love stories. Do you know what I want to eat? Watching you in a daze
2. Some people are most afraid of not being born at the right time, and I am most afraid of not meeting you.
The strongest wine I have ever drunk is the gentleness of your bow and smile.
4. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.
I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? Your unwavering loyalty?
6. I am not afraid of anyone, but I think you are terrible. Why? Because I'm afraid of my wife.
7. I think you are very strange today. What's so strange about you? It looks good.
8. I wish you well, even if you have nothing to do with me in the future.
9. liking someone is like a fire, which burns the heart and lungs. It's painful and hot. It is you that I long for and fear.
10, clumsy, won't make too many promises, will only miss you more, and the future is long; Happiness cannot be separated from you; Cherish every minute, every moment and every day with you. Shall we live together?
1 1, I also want to wait for your sentence I miss you, even if it's just an empty joy, I like you, and it has nothing to do with romance.
12, do you know what I want to eat? Looking at you stupidly.
13, no matter how the world becomes, as long as I can be with you, even if I am sad, I will shine.
Since meeting you, I want to give every day a warm name.
15, there is no reason, but I think you look good and smell good, so I am happy. I'll be happy if you come for a while.
16, the girl is guilty, and the sin is that you smile at my brow. Line by line with my emotions, girl, you know!
A copy of a sweet and sultry love story with earthy flavor.
Simple love stories are sweet and provocative. Text 1 1. "The average time for the sun to appear in a day is 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."
I think you look like one of my relatives. "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."
I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.
4. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."
5. Have you arrived home? No, without you, no place is home.
6. "Why are you so overbearing?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart."
7. "I can't finish eating every day. Do you know why? " Why? "Because I always want to leave one for you."
8. Do you know what is in the eyes of lovers? Stone? No, it's you. ...
9. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.
10. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."
1 1. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.
12. I've been looking for a store recently. Do you know some shops? It's your call.
13. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "What's the difference?" "It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."
14. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.
15. "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"
16. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.
17. All the scenery and plants in the world are beautiful. Anything you write casually is scenery, and since fate has brought you, all the scenery is just to set you off.
18. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."
19.2.3 wooden head, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving, my heart is beating.
20. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."
The earthy love story is very sweet and provocative. Text 2 2 1. Do you want to try a new strawberry lipstick?
22. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.
23. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.
24. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."
25. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.
26. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.
27. I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!
28. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.
29. Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.
30. "I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what kind of sugar is suitable for you? " "Sugar" and "No, it's my breasts"
3 1. Are you nearsighted (not nearsighted)? Then why can't you see that I like you?
32. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
33. "You get something for nothing, so you are here."
34. Your eyes are too gentle. Laughter melted the old girl's heart.
35. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.
36. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't resist being like you.
37. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "
38. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.
39. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.
40. For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!
I want to be your little tail. I will follow you wherever you go, enjoy the sunset with you, walk with you in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life.
42. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.
43. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.
44. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."
45. "Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way. "
46. Life has been short and sweet since I met you.
47. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "
48. "I used to like wandering too much." What about now? "I just want to make the final decision for you."
49. Take you to all corners of the country, eat all over the streets and play all over Qian Shan, and then come home with me.
50. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.
5 1. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.
52. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?
53. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
54. What is "how can a mobile phone save electricity"? "By your side!"
55. The oil tiger is always stupid, What the hell, and Little Fool.
56. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.
57. "I want to travel." Where are you going? "One-day tour under the bed"
58. "It's annoying not to thunder." What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to drill into your arms."
59. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.
60. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good.
Beautiful and simple love story, sweet and provocative.
Beautiful and simple love story, very sweet and provocative. 1. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."
I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.
3. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."
4. "I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat? " "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are happy."
5. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."
Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.
7. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.
8. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "Fuck you"
9. "I like sweets and sweets. What I want most is our wedding candy. "
10. "I want to travel". Where are you going? "One-day tour under the bed"
1 1. Once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart, and later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.
12. "Spare no effort, so you are here."
13. I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.
14. I have been looking for shops recently. Do you know some shops? It's your call.
15. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.
16. "I think you look like one of my relatives." "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."
17. All the scenery and plants in the world are beautiful. Anything you write casually is scenery, and since fate has brought you, all the scenery is just to set you off.
18. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you resonate with me?"
19. "You are Mi Hua" Why? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."
20. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%.
Beautiful and simple love story, very sweet and provocative. 2.2 1. Guess what kind of meat I like? (pork? ) You are a pet.
22. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!
23. "Tell me when a girl is tired" tells you why? "If the girl is tired, come and be my wife."
24. What is the revolving playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.
25. "May I say good night to your face?" Of course. "Go ahead."
26. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "
27. I'm pretty sure that all I need is a kiss.
28. Do you know the happiest number? What is this? It's five o'clock. Why? Let's have a look (after the opponent is five, stretch out his hand and clasp his fingers)
29. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "It's a long story, I'll make a long story short. I miss you. "
30. What is "how can a mobile phone save electricity"? "By your side!"
3 1. I have super powers and I like you very much. (to tease my boyfriend)
32. My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are a couple.
33. Everything here is fine except you.
I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.
35. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."
I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.
37.do you like yourself? Yes, and then we like the same person.
38. "I missed a necessity." "What?" You!'
39. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.
In winter, I don't know how to take care of you.
Beautiful and simple love story, very sweet and provocative. Chapter 3 4 1. Guess which side of my heart is on the left, wrong, on your side.
42. I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed myself.
43. "I think I'm selfish." "Where's selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."
44. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.
45. How to solve your worries? Only hug you.
46. "Life belongs to life, ideals to ideals, and reality to reality." What are you talking about? "I want to say that you are mine."
47. Dye the brightest hair and leave the deepest scar, just to find the person you love the most.
48. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.
49. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."
Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman
5 1. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.
52. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.
53. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you."
54. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no room for you.
55. Have you arrived home? No, without you, no place is home.
I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now I have only two TV sets left.
57. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble at the sight of you in my life.
58. I have a small wish. There are only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"
59. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.
60. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."
A short and advanced earthy love story, very sweet and provocative.
A short love story of high-rise soil, very sweet and provocative (I) 1. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and a fairy?" What's the difference? "The fairy is flying in the sky and you are in my arms."
2. "The tiger is not arrogant, you treat me like this" What? "You are my girlfriend."
3. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"
4. What happened to "Come and help me"? What happened? "I am trapped in a world that loves you."
It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.
"I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."
7. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."
8. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.
9. Dear, we will be together forever, only with you.
10. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "
1 1. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.
12. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.
13. I miss you sleepless every day, and I miss you lonely every night, because I am sad without you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.
14. "Let's eat noodles" "What noodles"
15. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.
16. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?
17. Guess what my constellation is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.
18. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name"
19. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.
20. Do you know what my only weakness is? What? Is to betray you.
A short love story of high-rise soil, very sweet and provocative (Chapter 2) 2 1. Everything you say casually is in my heart.
22. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.
23. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."
24. Do you want to try the new strawberry lipstick?
25. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
26. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.
27. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.
28. My surname is Zhang, and yours is He. We are a pair of cygnets.
29. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?
From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...
3 1. It was love at first sight with you, which was the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.
32. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I fell in love at first sight, but I have been thinking about you for a long time.
33. "hoo. Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you
34. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.
35. I have malice towards the world, and I love you.
36. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.
37. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you, not you."
38. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.
39. My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.
I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.
A short love story of high-rise soil, very sweet and provocative (Chapter 3) 4 1. "Cute is not a long-term solution, I am a long-term solution."
42. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."
43. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.
44. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.
45. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.
46. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.
47. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "
48. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.
49. "If you hold hands with girls, do you prefer to hold your left hand or your right hand?" "Left hand." "Here, left hand, let me hold it for you."
50. Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.
5 1. "Want to ask you out"? "Yes, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed."
52. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more you watch it, the more you want to sleep.
My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.
54. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, someone will see you and give you a hug.
55. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?
56. I think you are like a game My World.
57. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"
58. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"
59. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"
60. I like this snack! ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.
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