The most popular humorous sentences in 2022 are those with humor, humor, wit and high emotional intelligence.

1. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

2. My girlfriend said I was too girly, and I was very angry. I wanted to have a big fight with her, and she didn't think about my mother. In the end, I didn't quarrel with her, and she cried angrily.

The little match girl polished the last match, but she didn't light the cigarette in her mouth at last.

4, you go, I won't send you; Come on, no matter how stormy it is, I won't open the door.

There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

I've known you for a long time, and I haven't given you any benefits. How's this? Leave what you want most in the comments and pay for it yourself.

7. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.

8. I heard that eating too much seafood can lead to gout. Later, when I think about it carefully, it is impossible for me to eat gout with my financial strength!

9. I always pretend to shoot watermelon before buying it. Although I can't shoot anything, I think this is the minimum respect for watermelon.

10, single for many years, the hardest thing is not loneliness, but dealing with seven aunts and eight aunts and neighbors Uncle Wang!

1 1. Finding a boyfriend is not very demanding. Don't talk to girls.

12, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you have a parent-teacher conference, your mother-in-law is in front of you, but you can only call your aunt.

13, my mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family, because she suddenly felt that hitting me was more interesting.

14, when I have long hair to my waist, I will cover my body fat. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

15, I have been suffering from insomnia recently. Until I went to bed last night, the quilt cover was turned upside down. Usually the foot cover covers your face, and then you pass out!

16, I hate those children. They fantasize about being princesses all day. It is so boring. I'm different. I am the prince.

17, you are gold, I am coal, you will glow and I will heat up. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

18. Yesterday, a couple asked me how to get to the hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the direction to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge!

19. There is an explanation for the hair loss reported by many girls recently. It may be because I haven't had a boyfriend for a long time, and my body thinks I'm a monk, so my hair begins to fall off spontaneously.

If you are lonely in the middle of the night, you can watch a horror movie, and later you will feel that you are not alone.

2 1. For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

22, the road you choose, you can't walk on your knees, it is better to stand and take a taxi.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

24. Congratulations on your confession.

25. I just saw someone who looks like you. I ran like crazy, only remember that there is no you in this city. I slowed down and put down the brick in my hand.

26. I want to warn those who have lost watermelons and picked up sesame seeds: Don't pick up the fifty cents left on the street. There is a penny in the red envelope, and I can't wait to poke the screen of my mobile phone.

27. Every girl has a dress in her closet called: I used to be poor and now I feel ugly.

28. This year, I'm going to become a lightning bolt and light up your eyes. I don't want to become a nut wall, blocking your view.

29. You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

30. Dad thought I was ugly, and asked me to be a scarecrow in the cornfield. As a result, not only did I successfully scare away the crows, but even several crows were scared to send some corn back.

3 1, you know that urban routines are deep, but you don't know that rural roads are slippery and people's hearts are more complicated.

Money is a little tight recently. Can I borrow your hand to hold it?

33. I went shopping today and saw a big comb. The price is right, and it feels good to comb. As a result, I looked at the sign: dogs only. Then quietly put the comb down.

34. I hate the nonsense that tells me why you gave up treatment, which makes me look saved.

35. It doesn't matter whether it is high or cold. It just depends on how well you know me. No matter how big your circle is, please speak well in front of me, including your eyes.

36. Every day, I am in a state of full heart, lack of sleep, lack of IQ, and lack of balance.

37. You should be fat with a clear conscience. Being thin is someone else's business.

38. If you want to be a fish, you won't get dirty if you don't take a bath. Every seven seconds, a new world will appear, and it is cute to be fat enough to stand out. The most important thing is that it won't be hot in summer.

39, my circle of friends, half show love, half sad, mixed with several strong WeChat merchants.

40. It is said that drinking should not exceed six points, eating should not exceed seven points, and couples should not exceed eight points! But most people are often drunk, full, and then love to be idiots!

4 1, empty happiness is waking up in the morning and thinking that you have grown taller. A closer look reveals that the quilt cover is horizontal.

42, finally know why my feet are always cold, because the legs are long and the blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.

43. Affection for children has a great influence on big brother's walking in rivers and lakes.

44. There are thousands of wardrobe clothes in Qian Qian, and only the new ones are the best.

45. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

46. How to explain your obesity gracefully? There are many things in my heart, and it is not good to lose weight.

47. I think that year, when my sister was the thinnest, she was only six and a half pounds!

48. Besides teeth, there is love.

49. Now, what qualifications does a man have to tell his sister to grow old together? I'm completely bald before I grow gray hair.

I'm not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

5 1, Dad says handsome men lie, and Mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

52. Everyone is working hard, and I'm still lying in bed anxiously playing with my mobile phone.

53. If everything depends on the mouth, what about the dumb?

54. Stop infatuating with me, or your sister-in-law will hit you with a pot.

55. With a suitable resume, you can get a good job; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

56. You add me, don't chat with me, don't praise me, and don't hook up with me. Are you looking for opportunities to plot against me?

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie!

58. Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

59, salted fish turn over, or salted fish.

60. I removed the TV. My father said to me: If you are safe, it will be sunny. If you are not safe, I will kill you with a hammer.