How to piss off my girlfriend in one sentence?

Uh-huh, I want to know, are you serious about making your girlfriend angry? Ok, let's list some short and pithy words that upset our girlfriend.

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This word is invincible. No matter when and where you say it, you can definitely make your girlfriend angry. Pay attention to your tone and attitude. If you are a little impatient and a little ignored, your girlfriend will definitely be angry. I have a very cultured female classmate, because the object said fuck off, and then made a speech for the first time and scolded the man, and finally the two ended up breaking up.

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In the face of your girlfriend's unreasonable troubles, no matter what you want to say, adding these four words will definitely let you see the state that a single spark can start a prairie fire. As far as I know, these are the four words that most girls hate most. Others say that girls will be depressed if they are depressed for a long time, not to mention the object of love, which is full of lethality. You can try it next time.

If you think these are too explicit, and what you want to achieve is to dress up as a pig and eat a tiger, then there are two ways.

★ Play the devil's advocate with your girlfriend and carry the devil's advocate to the end.

For example, if she really wants to buy something, then you can buy her another one and criticize the one she likes for nothing. Going out to eat together, she said that eating whatever she wants is not good, how bad it is for her health, and it tastes bad. She talks a lot, and after a long time, her girlfriend won't even fire her hair.

★ Listen to your girlfriend.

She said she wanted to sleep, so she went back and had a good night. She said she wanted to lose weight, so you said she really should lose weight. She said that you don't care about her and want to break up with you, so you promised quickly. All right, game over!

With so many points listed, I still hope that all male compatriots will not use them. After all, girls have to be coaxed. It's not much fun to win a quarrel with your girlfriend, but you will lose your girlfriend, which is not worth the candle. Of course, if you just want to break up like this, then I have nothing to say.