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Humor about power failure in hot weather
With the development of mobile Internet and social networks, more and more people like to publish stories in the circle of friends and record their daily life, writing and thinking. Then what kind of talk will not ruin this street? The following is a humorous conversation about power failure in hot weather that I helped you organize. Welcome everyone to learn from it, I hope it will help you.
Humor about power failure on a hot day: 1 1, power failure in evening self-study, the whole class is noisy. I don't know when the headmaster came in from the back door like a ghost, scolded the whole class and immediately quieted down.
2. Suddenly there is no electricity, looking at the declining mobile phone, staring at the dark environment at home, and missing the TV series that I haven't finished watching. ...
3. It coincides with the power failure of the unit. I think I haven't been to the cinema for almost a year, so I bought two consecutive tickets, a bucket of popcorn and a large cup of Fanta with me. It feels great!
In the middle of the night, the hotel suddenly lost power, and I was still waiting for my roommate to come back from midnight to open the door for her. Now that my eyelids are fighting, I really feel more comfortable lying at home.
I stayed up in the middle of the night just to correct my paper. I'm happy to go to bed. Inadvertently seeing that there will be a power outage tomorrow means that there is no signal = it is useless for the mobile phone to have electricity.
6. It's summer after hearing the thunder. In the night when there is no wifi and power failure, there is almost nothing to do except sleep except 25% of electricity in the mobile phone. Let's have a pleasant evening.
7. I feel that no one knows in the middle of the night, and the power is secretly cut off, right? Well, I won't sleep until you call! See how long you can peel it.
8. An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hello! Listen, take a deep breath, I need a power outage for five minutes!
9. Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night. Does the power outage in summer remind me of my childhood? ……
10, power failure again. I'm not unhappy at all. Oh, okay.
1 1, oh ... this grand summer night ... unbelievable! The power went out. ...
12, is there any pain like making a phone call after a power outage (in summer) and stopping for almost an hour without making a phone call?
13, it was too hot, and the dormitory was out of power in the middle of the night and woke up. What a painful experience!
14, there is still a power outage on such a night! I don't know if there is no electricity in summer = death! How can there be no electricity? Not so timely.
15, the power is out, and there is no WIFI in this heat. How to live this?
16, the power outage in summer is quite a headache, and now I feel sweaty sitting in my room.
17, the power outage in summer is really terrible ... the air is not circulating, mosquitoes are buzzing and steaming, and I want to be crazy.
18, real name diss, I really don't know which method can cool down in the night of power failure in summer.
19, I feel that I have to go through a night of power failure every summer to realize the importance of air-conditioning electric fans. It's too hot.
20, no electricity, no net, no air conditioning fan, instantly entered the dark loss mode, I have become teppanyaki.
2 1, I used to hope that I could be lazy for a while when there was no electricity at work, but now I'm really unhappy because ... summer is coming and it's so hot.
22. When I got home in summer, no one had a power outage. I sat in bed and took a sauna.
23, life is always unexpected, my hair is still not dry, and suddenly there is a power outage, which scared me to death. Look at the street, there is no electricity. Are you going to heat me to death and let me sleep?
24. Power failure in summer is really torture.
25. The girl who is afraid of heat is experiencing one of the two most painful tortures in summer, power failure.
26, summer is most afraid of power outages! ! I almost thought I was going to bake marshmallows until the electricity came! !
27. There was a power outage in the company yesterday and at home today. Nobody really gets hot. I really can't stand it.
28. At home in the hot summer with power failure, the happiest thing is to take the computer to a place with air conditioning and Wi-Fi, put on headphones and enjoy quiet time alone.
29. I'm really afraid of heat. I feel faint when it is hot. I am full of fear of power failure in summer! ! !
30. The days of power failure are too sad. In summer, power failure is almost half dead. I just want to get some sleep. I'm hungry, sleepy and hot. It's terrible.
3 1, power failure in summer is fatal, how can we live without air conditioning, plus it is dark outside.
32. The power went out when the air conditioner continued to live in summer. How can I stand it?
33. When the power goes out in summer, I feel like sleeping in a stove, which is a rare experience every summer.
34. Power failure, power failure, in such a hot summer, power failure in the middle of the night, what a terrible thing.
35. Every summer is a time to exercise your mind. I go to work for a long time, and when I get home, the power goes out all day.
36. In summer, you have to experience power failure from time to time, and then you have a good reason to go out for dinner.
37. When there is a power outage of more than 30 degrees in summer, the real reaction of human beings.
38. The last power outage and permanent rollover that comes as scheduled every summer.
39. The most terrible thing in summer is that besides the power failure, when you take lipstick out of your bag and open it, it actually melts.
40. In the summer when there is no electricity, there are many small flying insects at night when there is no wind. Just beg mosquitoes not to bite me while I'm sleeping.
4 1, I don't want to live. When there is a power outage in summer, how do people suffer during menstruation? I'm so stupid.
42. It's really terrible to cut off electricity and water for a week this summer.
43. Nothing is more tormenting than power failure in summer. It's very hot now.
44. Brush Pumbaa in the middle of the night. Thinking about the power failure of the company at noon, I turned it on.
45. In summer, the calories of fat are only known when there is no electricity. It's murder to encounter a power outage in summer. The desire to survive let me out.
46. It rained heavily and the classroom was cut off. You don't need to do your homework or go out to see the exhibition. Famous witness plays mobile phone fluently, haha
47. The power is out. How to spend the summer without internet and air conditioning? It's very hot.
48. I feel that it is really difficult to survive the power outage last night. I woke up several times and didn't sleep well at all. I want to cook some jujube porridge to make up for it.
49. I finally spent the night alone, washed my feet and ate. I wanted to go home to catch a play, but I didn't like it until now because of the power failure.
50. Power failure is a terrible problem for all mankind. Without electricity, night will come.
5 1, the power failure during the Chinese New Year happens to be that everyone in the family wants to call you one by one. Will you bother me?
52. Although the power cut is inconvenient, don't be depressed. The occasional power outage is also an adjustment. Some people like power outages and can stop working.
53. The power outage is really going to kill people, okay? You can go out for refuge during the day and stop for two hours at midnight. I feel half-cooked.
54. Don't wait any longer. It is natural to be calm and indifferent. It's really not good at night when the power goes out. It's too hot to sleep, screaming with a fan.
55. I'm so cute that you cut off the electricity on a hot day. Do you want me to be evaporated by sweat?
56. The power is out. I don't know what happened to the generator at home alone. I have a stomachache. General weakness. My body is so hot. Anything else? Let's go
57. Is this dog-day power outage a hot rhythm?
58. There was a power outage in the middle of the night, and no one in the dormitory was willing to charge. If I don't have to wash my hair in the morning, I won't charge this fee, because I took off my makeup in the middle of the night and went out like a ghost in my pajamas.
59. There was a power outage for two days, and the rainstorm roared outside, and the training was suddenly full of twists and turns. Obviously, I was very sleepy, but I read novels in the middle of the night to solve it. I can only say that I am helpless.
60. I haven't washed my hair for a week. I finally wanted to wash my hair today, but the power went out. Looks like I don't want to wash my hair. I hate myself.
6 1, asking what the power failure is, makes people sick and want to vomit.
62. The power went out again in the middle of the night. I won't sleep again. Really, the more tired you are, the less you will sleep.
63. Last night, there was a sudden power outage+the mobile phone was dead. We haven't slept well all day and have a bad headache. We really need to give ourselves a sense of security.
64. The moon is particularly bright tonight, and Xia Feng is swaying gently. The night without electricity is like a desert without water, which is painful.
65. I was late in the morning and finally arrived at the company. The whole high-tech zone was out of power, so I climbed the 12 stairs to the company. Today, no holiday.
66. I read the news that there was something wrong with the elevator and thought it was far away from me. As a result, I really encountered a sudden power outage in the elevator today, which scared me to pee my pants.
67. The power failure lasted until midnight. When I was a little afraid to chat with you alone in the dark, I thought you were touching your date!
68. The school has no way out! Go! Midnight! This weather! The power is out! No fans! How did you sleep here?
69, explosion, just writing a paper at home without saving the computer suddenly went black. It's not that bitcoin is out of power, and life can't be loved. Virgo must be in trouble recently.
70. Many stories that happened during power failure are shining stars in memories. Now I have grown up. At that time, the freshness and excitement of the power outage were not realized.
7 1. How can you live without air conditioning when there is power failure in summer?
72. On this rare night of power failure, our hearts seem to have returned to nature.
73. When does the power supply bureau supply power? The power outage is too hot.
74. People don't know how to cherish until they lose it. Just as you don't know the value of electricity until after the power failure.
75. It rained heavily and the power was cut off. God, what keeps me awake from nine o'clock is the heat! Call quickly.
Humor of power outage in hot weather: 2 1, thunder and lightning in winter. What does a power outage mean? Almost desperate, heating equipment is used.
2, power failure in winter, freezing to death, halfway through the paper, the computer died. Now my hands and feet are cold and I just want to curse.
3. Stop the water and electricity, stop the elevator, and then the phone is dead. The cold wind in winter is rustling, so hide in the car and wait for the baby to leave school!
5. There are too many power outages in winter! In summer, you just need to hide outside to brag about business and make consumption, and in winter, you can only hide under the covers!
6. Different beauty in the world of ice and snow. This winter, the wind is strong and the snow is heavy. There was a freezing rain and the water and electricity stopped heating.
7. The school cut me off early in the morning, which was really painful. I haven't prepared anything! ! How to spend the winter? Is the peak-to-peak power outage like this?
9. When the power went out in winter, I was depressed at first. Later, it was found that the candles in stock finally worked. I changed the pattern into candles and found the atmosphere was very warm, but when the candles were lit, electricity came soon.
10, water supply and power failure were found early in the morning. In the morning without electricity, the paint is dark, and there is no water and electricity. Winter will be particularly difficult, a cold morning without water and electricity.
1 1. The whole school is out of power. Since last night, there has been no electricity, and the charging treasure can't last any longer. When can the electricity be turned on? I want to drink some hot water in winter.
12, my home, power failure, my home is in the south, in winter, power failure, I may die.
13, there is no central heating this winter, so this electricity is not going to be supplied? Power failure at home, power failure at work, water cut and no food? Not working? The power is insufficient, the shopping mall is too hot and brightly lit.
14, fuck, power outage. Every winter, there will be a power outage. I don't understand why! ! ! ! Why not stop somewhere else? Why do you always stop here? ! !
15, I will always remember this winter. In winter in mountainous areas, water and electricity are cut off. Shivering. But when I think about life, the difficulty is that I cherish the future.
Humor about power failure in hot weather: 3 1. Today, I pressed the ninth floor, and then a person took the elevator and suddenly there was no electricity. It was dark with a bang and just hung on the floor. ...
2. The bright sunshine, the sound of electric drill and the smell of paint next door decoration, as well as the huge noise of the generator across the road after the power failure, is another annoying summer afternoon.
3. There is a power failure at home. I use my laptop to charge my mobile phone, and I use my mobile phone to turn on wifi to surf the Internet. They help each other, love each other, respect each other and never give up.
4. Be happy with yourself for the first time, for the sake of power failure in the middle of the night, and for the sake of your little expectation, face the reality, friends.
I thought I could be fearless. As a result, I was still scared to death when I lived alone. I am still afraid of loneliness.
6, power failure, hot at home, go out to blow the wind and look at the moon.
7. Whether water or electricity is cut off in summer, it is a thing that people want to die and can't die, commonly known as: life is worse than death.
8. Summer nights are very hot and there is no electricity, so we can only hide outside to cool down.
9. The power is out, and my mobile phone is dead. I'm going to sleep. Good night, little babies.
10, about how to save yourself from a power outage in summer, you can't cover it in summer.
1 1, power failure in summer, this is the rhythm of thermal death. If water is cut off again, it will be absolutely exciting. The loyal opposition has a power outage in summer, which is all bullying. ......
12, I am most afraid of power failure in summer, or when there is no wind before the typhoon comes.
13. There is electricity everywhere else. My house seems to have been cut off by lightning. It's too hot. How can I sleep without a fan?
14. On the night when the power went out for the first time this summer, it was interesting to blow the evening breeze on the balcony, drink a little wine and watch the scattered ones.
15, please call, it's really hot, and there is always power failure in summer.
16, wow! The power went out at night! Summer night, how to spend this long night without air conditioning.
17, why am I still strolling on Weibo? Why? Because of the power outage in such a hot summer! ! !
18. There was a power outage for one night last night. In the summer without air conditioning, I couldn't sleep over and over again, and I was trapped into a dog that morning.
19, this summer, it is another night of power failure. Can people still live?
20. On the hottest night, the power went out, and I felt the enthusiasm of summer. I didn't expect air conditioning and electric fans in the evening of more than 30 degrees.
2 1, this night of power failure ~ suddenly woke up by the heat, so sleepy, so hot, so hot, so hot! ! ! Only when you grow so big, do you lose motivation in the summer night when you were a child.
22. Power failure is something that we have to experience every summer. Fortunately, it's not too hot today.
23. Power and water are cut off in summer ... It's very hot everywhere. I'm afraid I'll sweat when I come I'm afraid I'll run away when the air conditioner comes, and I dare not move.
24, crying, suddenly the power went out, how can I sleep without air conditioning in hot summer?
25. A summer without a power outage is incomplete. One of the standard items in summer is probably a power outage. After the power outage, you are simply dying, and you are suffering from a great torture in your life.
26. In summer, you can fall asleep when you walk without power for one night.
27, a hot day to explode, ending with a cold shower, the day of power failure is really too difficult.
28. When there is a power outage ... it's really drunk when there is a power outage in summer.
29. Sure enough, the summer without power outage is complete, life is like a trip, and the summer without power outage is Dukeke Street.
30. In the hot summer, the power outage began to make phone calls again.
3 1, power failure in summer is definitely one of the top ten tortures ... when will electricity come ... when will it come ... ......
32. The power is out. I think I'm in a sauna. A naive second in summer cannot be separated from air conditioning.
33. The power is out! Help me! It's so hot that I can do anything with air conditioning. ! !
34. The power went out when I was sleeping in the middle of the night. How can I get up early?
35. What about the agreed power failure at 2 o'clock for half an hour? I am so hot. I need air conditioning (tears of disbelief at school)
Power failure will kill people in summer. I can only try not to move and sweat less.
37. In summer, when there is a power outage, you can only make a living by a cute little electric fan.
38. Water cuts in summer are more terrible than power cuts. It's been stopped all day. Promise me that you will come to the water when you get up tomorrow morning!
39. The power outage in Sanya in summer is the rhythm to be changed!
40. Power failure in summer can easily drown my day. How can you live without air conditioning?
4 1. I don't know why I scolded Xi 'an Power Supply Bureau. There has been a power outage this summer. I stopped this area and then stopped another area.
42. What is the collapse of adults? When I came back from working overtime in summer, I found that there was no water or electricity, and my mobile phone didn't have much electricity.
43. Do you know what it's like to turn on the air conditioner and suddenly lose power in summer? It's like meeting someone you think you'll never see again on your way to school.
44, power failure, nothing to do, the sun is just right, rest!
45. The power went out, and the house was as black as ink, so no one could see it.
46. The project department cut off water and electricity for 2 days, and the reservoir was empty. It was finally repaired in the middle of the night, so I took a bath quickly and felt very tired.
47. God, help me, there is no electricity today, it's too hot!
48. When I was a child, there was no electricity, so I had fun and romance. Now that the power is out, I'm not in a good mood.
49. Less than a minute after the air conditioner was turned on in the middle of the night, the power went out.
50. It's terrible to be woken up by the heat after a power outage in the middle of the night. Let's take a look at the snow to cool down!
5 1. Last night, the power went out suddenly and it was dark. Fortunately, there is a husband on the other end of the phone, and no one is so scared.
52. The power failure in the middle of the night is really touching. After all, the fragrant air conditioner is blowing, and suddenly it's too hot to sleep!
53 is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.
54. When I was a child, I thought it was fun to cut off electricity. At that time, there was a finger dance game by candlelight, and there were stars all over the sky to accompany me. Now I just want to call as soon as possible. Without electricity, there is no world.
Thanks to the power failure at work, the house was cleaned inside and outside.
56. There is no reason to be unhappy today, although the power is out and the weather is very hot. But there is no reason to be unhappy.
It's late at night and I suddenly want to study. Unfortunately, the power went out. When I found the candle, it was already dawn.
58. Do I have insomnia syndrome? When the power went out, I was awakened by the heat. Mom is very upset and wants to hit someone.
59. I can't sleep because it is too hot. Air conditioning can't satisfy me. I want to drink ice, the cold kind.
60. On New Year's Eve, I was at home with my mobile phone blacked out and grabbed a red envelope. What about you?
6 1. In this sultry summer, the power was cut off. You have to live by willpower at night. I hope to see the sun tomorrow.
62. In the summer in the south, power cuts and water cuts are a total collapse.
63. Air conditioning is a lifesaver. The only thing that scares me in summer is the power failure.
64. Summer tells you that power failure is a kind of torture, especially in summer when the kitchen is simply a sauna and just collapsed.
I am not good at expressing my feelings, so I often use silence instead of expression. There is a power outage at home ... but I often lose sleep.
66. It's really unlucky to live in the family courtyard of the school. There is a power outage every day, and we can't complain or have opinions. Our home appliances are almost overwhelmed.
67. The internet speed slowed down after the power failure at home last night! Obviously it is a 4G network, but it is slower than 2G, and nothing can be loaded. Impatience!
68. It was my birthday and the whole school was blacked out. The class teacher and classmates sang birthday songs to us with flashlights. Yes, I cried because I was moved.
69. I was alone at home when the power went out suddenly. In the face of darkness, my heart has no waves. I used to panic. It seems that people really grow up silently.
70. I didn't know until the power went out. I'm afraid of the dark. A moment of darkness makes people dizzy and insecure. You won't know until you experience it!
7 1, power failure, this occasional dark night, is also popular, of course, it is not all black, there are street lamps, and occasionally trucks pass by the roadside.
72. If we don't look forward or backward in life, we just live in the present and have no worries. Sometimes we feel too tired just because we think too much.
73. No matter where you go, no matter what the weather is like, you should bring your own little sun.
74. It's too cold to take a nap. I'm afraid I can't get up if I lie down.
75, so uncomfortable! I can't sleep well and wake up several times in the middle of the night! I am sleepy at noon, and I wake up several times after taking a nap! Sleeping is not delicious or can't eat.
76. Things are people, things are people, and life does not stay for anyone.
77. Learn to cherish what you have before time teaches you to regret losing. (used when meeting in the afternoon) Good afternoon.
78. I solved three things at once. This half a day is not a waste. I went home to take off my makeup and took a takeaway. I took a nap and watched a play. It's perfect.
79. No matter what life is like, I hope you: keep self-discipline, stay awake and always run to your best self. Good afternoon.
80. There is a dance class today. After class, I will go to the park to play. It's almost 2 o'clock when I get home. I will eat something at home and take a nap.
Humor about power failure in hot weather. The power went out, and the flickering candlelight became a bright light in the dark. The night is getting deeper, but I'm not sleepy. Then listen to music.
2. The power outage in summer is really terrible ... the air is not circulating, mosquitoes are buzzing and steaming, and I want to be crazy.
How can I get up early when there is power failure in the middle of the night?
I fell in love with my mobile phone, so the panel was jealous. It protested with a power outage.
5. What is the experience of power failure in summer? I can't find any other adjectives except heat.
6. I like to eat hot pot in hot weather and ice cream in cold weather, and I don't know what to pursue. On the contrary, it feels great.
7. Power failure in summer is the rhythm of heat death. If the water is cut off again, it will be absolutely exciting. The loyal opposition has a power outage in summer, which is all bullying. ......
8. What do you think jio can't stand in summer? If the power goes out, it should make me feel so hot that I'm in a coma ~
9. The smell of summer? Is there a power outage every night? Staring at the distant starry sky, there is a star that belongs to you and me.
10. Nothing is more tormenting than power failure in summer. It's very hot now.
1 1. It thundered but didn't rain, and the power went out. It's too hot.
12. The last blow of power failure and permanent rollover that comes as scheduled every summer.
13. Have a special year. Because of the power failure at home, I went to the city to have New Year's Eve dinner.
14. An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hello! Listen, take a deep breath, I need a power outage for five minutes!
15. Power failure in summer can easily drown my day. How can you live without air conditioning?
16. Finally, I spent the night alone, washed my feet, had dinner, and wanted to go home to catch a play. As a result, the power outage hasn't found me yet.
17. Please call. It's really hot. There is always a power outage in summer.
18. Power failure in summer is the rhythm of thermal death! OMG, what should I do?
19. The company is out of power, and I don't know when it can come. I can't go home yet It is so boring.
20. When there is a power outage of more than 30 degrees in summer, the real reaction of human beings.
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