All the lines in Jia Ling's "Memories of Grievances"

The Script of Jia Xiaopin's Wronged Memories

Cousin: Cousin.

Cousin: Huh?

Cousin: Why do we seem to turn around and go back to the original place? We won't get lost, will we?

Cousin: It's all right, Cousin. Don't be afraid. I will find my way. Stay here.

Cousin: Cousin, hurry up.

Cousin: OK.

Cousin: Er, what's this? Note: This mountain is called Villain's Valley, and the devil will appear after dark. Cousin! Cousin! Cousin, come back quickly! Cousin! Cousin! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Jia Ling: Stop yelling, it's not good for your voice.

Cousin: Who are you?

Jia Ling: I can't say, I'm not a goddess, I'm a woman.

Cousin: But you, you, you, you, you are not the devil in that notice, are you?

Jia Ling: I'm not. I am a good person.

Cousin: Good guy? How can there be good people in such a barren mountain? You are a bad person!

Jia Ling: I'm not!

Cousin: You are!

Jia Ling: I'm not!

Cousin: You are!

Jia Ling: I'm not!

Cousin: Stand away!

Jia Ling: Well, look, you told me to stay away, so I stayed away. Am I a good person?

Cousin: Well, you are a good man. Why are you here?

Jia Ling: I have been wronged.

Cousin: Wrong. What's wrong?

Jia Ling: Twenty-five years ago, my "xianggong" career failed. He wanted to jump off a cliff and commit suicide. Luckily, I found him in time. When he was about to jump, I rushed out and said to him, "xianggong, don't jump." Think about it. You have children, parents and family. "I" xianggong "hesitated, and I worked harder. "You still have me." He jumped directly, and later they said I killed Xianggong. I felt particularly wronged and left home and moved here. So you should trust me, right?

Cousin: I don't believe it. If you want to be a good person, why is there blood in your mouth?

Jia Ling: Blood? This is not blood.

Cousin: This is blood.

Jia Ling: This is not blood.

Cousin: This is not blood. What is this?

This is spicy chicken. Just try it.

Cousin: I don't eat spicy food. What a mess. Then tell me, how do I get down the mountain?

Jia Ling: By carriage.

Cousin: Where did you get a carriage in this barren mountain?

Jia Ling: 13 years ago, it was cloudy and I was sleeping. All phenomena are particularly abnormal:

Wind? Kuche? Qiuci Qiuci Qiuci Qiuci Qiuci Qiuci Qiuci Qiuci

Lei Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha.

It's raining, raining, raining, raining, raining, raining.

Rekucha Cerica Kucha Cerica.

Suddenly, a big object rolled down the hillside and disco clicked. I looked intently, haha, a big carriage. I have owned this big carriage since then, so you always get it.

Cousin: I beg you, will you stop torturing me? Just admit that you are the devil, aunt?

Jia Ling: I'm not an aunt, I'm just a teenager, and I'm not the devil incarnate.

Cousin: Yes, yes.

Cousin: Cousin, don't bully my cousin.

Jia Ling: I didn't bully your cousin.

Cousin: You stay away.

Jia Ling: OK.

Cousin: Cousin, who is she?

Cousin: Cousin, she is the devil.

Cousin: Sorry, I didn't know you were in this industry. Please spare me, auntie.

Jia Ling: I'm not an aunt. I'm just a girl, and I'm not a devil.

Cousin: Then why is there blood in your mouth?

Jia Ling: This is spicy chicken. Just try it.

Cousin: I don't eat spicy food. No, it's too messy. Where can I eat chicken in the barren hills?

Jia Ling: 15 years ago, after "xianggong" died, I felt very lonely, so I wanted to dress myself up and started to pull out my eyebrows. I accidentally trimmed my eyebrows a few times. At this time, a chicken came to me and said, not many, not many, not many. I said, uh, as a chicken, how dare you laugh?

I was thinking about what to do when suddenly another duck came. Duck told me, pull it out, pull it out. I think you should let me pluck my eyebrows. I caught the duck with one hand. When I got home, I found that their bellies were full of eggs, so the chickens laid eggs, and the eggs laid chickens. I had a lot of spicy chickens to eat. You should understand when I say this.

Cousin: What do I know? Stay away from me.

Jia Ling: So far, so good?

Cousin: Yes, Cousin, don't be afraid.

Cousin: I am not afraid. I am so hungry

Cousin: But there is nothing to eat here.

Cousin: Cousin has a salted fish there.

Cousin: Well, can you give us salted fish? I'm very hungry.

Jia Ling: Oh, no, no.

Cousin: Please, can we eat? We are so hungry.

Jia Ling: Oh, no, no.

Cousin: Please, can we eat? We are so hungry.

Jia Ling: Oh, no, no.

Cousin: I will give it to you.

Cousin: What's this?

Jia Ling: Knife.

Cousin: Where did you get the knife from this barren mountain?

Jia Ling: I found it in the carriage.

Cousin: No, where did this carriage come from?

Jia Ling: 13 years ago, it was cloudy and I was sleeping. All the phenomena are particularly abnormal.

Wind library check library check library check library check library check library.

Lei Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha.

It's raining, raining, raining, raining, raining, raining.

Rekucha Cerica Kucha Cerica.

Suddenly, a big object rolled down the hillside and disco clicked. I looked intently, haha, a big carriage. I have owned this big carriage since then, so you should believe it.

Cousin: What do I believe? I know.

Officer: Hey, is there anyone else?

Three people: someone is coming.

Officer: This is Villain's Valley. Come down the mountain with me as soon as possible.

Cousin: OK, OK, OK.

Jia Ling: Walk slowly.

Officer: Why don't you go?

Jia Ling: I'm not leaving. I'll go by carriage later.

Officer: Well, hey, where did you get a carriage in this barren mountain?

Jia Ling: Everyone knows where the carriage came from, so don't ask. Let's go, let's go.

Officer: I don't know. You have to tell me. Where did you get the carriage in the barren hills?

Jia Ling: The carriage is moving too much. I'm so tired.

My Lord: I have to say, where did this horse-drawn carriage come from?

Jia Ling: I don't want to talk about it

Officer: I don't want to say yamen

Jia Ling: 13 years ago, the sky was overcast, and all the phenomena were particularly abnormal.

Your honor:? I asked you where you got the carriage.

Jia Ling: Yes, 13 years ago, it was cloudy.

Your honor:? I asked you where you got the carriage.

Jia Ling: Yes, that's what I'm talking about. 13 years ago, the sky was overcast.

Officer: Wait a minute. Is that blood on your mouth?

Jia Ling: This is spicy chicken. Ask him if you don't believe me.

Your honor: You said that.

Cousin: I don't eat spicy food.

Your Honor: He said he didn't know. Where did you get the spicy chicken from the wild mountain?

Jia Ling: 15 years ago, after "xianggong" died, I felt very lonely, so I wanted to dress myself up and started to pull out my eyebrows. I accidentally trimmed my eyebrows a few times. At this time, a chicken came to me and said, not many, not many, not many. I said, uh, as a chicken, how dare you laugh?

I was thinking about what to do when suddenly another duck came. Duck told me, pull it out, pull it out. I think you should let me pluck my eyebrows. I caught the duck with one hand. When I got home, I found that their bellies were full of eggs, so the chickens laid eggs, and the eggs gave birth to chickens, so I had a lot of spicy chickens to eat. You should believe me when I say this.

Your Honor: What you said has some truth.

Jia Ling: Really?

Officer: Wait a minute. Where did you get the carriage on this barren hill?

Jia Ling: The carriage is too tired. The carriage moves too much. I am very fat.

Your Honor: Are you fat? You have to tell me, where did you get the carriage in this barren mountain?

Jia Ling: Look how thick my clothes are. Look at my head sweating. To tell the truth, I weigh 150 kilograms.

Your Honor: You must tell me whether you exceed180kg. Where did this barren mountain get a carriage?

Jia Ling: I won't talk about it.

Officer: Don't talk about yamen, just talk about it.

Jia Ling: I think you are a policeman. I'm telling you for the last time.

13 years ago, it was cloudy and I was sleeping. All the phenomena were particularly abnormal.

Wind library check library check library check library check library check library.

Lei Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha.

Rain, rain, rain.

Cousin: Wait a minute, that wasn't the case just now. It was raining in drops just now. Wow, here's the thing.

Cousin: Yes.

Jia Ling: I'll just give him a general idea.

Officer: I just told him a general idea. No, you and I have to tell them the same thing. Say it again.

Jia Ling: Before 13, the sky was overcast, and all the phenomena were particularly abnormal.

Wind library check library check library check library check library check library.

Lei Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha Ku Cha.

It's raining, raining, raining, raining, raining, raining.

Rekucha Cerica Kucha Cerica.

Suddenly, a big object rolled down the hillside and danced.

I looked at it carefully, haha, a big carriage, and I have owned this big carriage since then. Now you always understand, don't you?

Your Honor: Oh, if you say so, why are you here alone?

Jia Ling: Ah, I'll stop.

Your Honor: You must say it.

Jia Ling: Twenty-five years ago, my husband tried to kill himself, so I killed him.

Three people: Ah, the devil.

Jia Ling: That's how good people are wronged.

Extended data:

In the sixth issue of "Happy Comedian", Jia Ling won the first prize in this competition with his essay "Wronged Memories". Jia Ling's demon brainwashing dance in the play is a classic, which not only vividly describes a sketch theme of "Good people are wronged in this way", but also deduces a very interesting weather forecast with exaggerated and vivid body language. Audiences and netizens praised Jia Ling's description of the storm and lightning, which was called "Jia Ling Weather Dance" by netizens.

For the description of wind, rain and lightning, the rhythm is cheerful and melodious. The audience and netizens said that this dynamic rhythm effect is comparable to a small apple, and the grandmothers in the square also have a new dance style. Even the weather forecast can be hosted in this way, and a large number of netizens have imitated and uploaded weather dance videos, claiming that they have been "brainwashed" by the weather dance in Jia Ling.

References:

The classic aftertaste of Jia Ling's peak work "The Memory of Injustice"-Phoenix. com