Please leave a humorous remark.

1, dear teacher: My grandmother was old, drank too much coffee and magically fell downstairs. Fortunately, my grandmother is fine. But teacher, my grandmother is fine, but my mother was knocked unconscious by her grandmother who fell down the stairs, and now she is still lying in the hospital. And my father, the poor man, didn't know how it all happened, just stayed in the hospital and was at a loss. Therefore, the task of taking care of grandma and mom fell on my head. Unfortunately, my sister is only three years old and can't take care of my family. To make matters worse, I have to take care of adults and this boring little guy at the same time.

2. Dear teacher: Do you know what is terrible? Because my family lives far from the city, a wolf came into my house last night. Wolf, oh, God, I hope you can sympathize with me, teacher. It is not common for wolves to enter the family, so I was shocked by wolves. My mother screamed, but nothing could help. Finally, my great father really arrested me and threw me to the wolf. So, I was hurt, and so was the wolf. So, I was admitted to the hospital. I don't know where the wolf was sent. I just feel sorry for the wolf. ...

3. Dear teacher: Is there anyone more unlucky than me in the world? Teacher, my stove is on fire. Unfortunately, I live in a room by the fire. So, I choked on the smoke. However, I bravely called the fire alarm for my mother. Luckily, they put out the fire in my house, but I caught a cold.

Dear teacher: I want to ask for leave on behalf of my son. My son was tortured to death by poop because he couldn't go to the toilet. Oh, of course not. He can't defecate. But because my toilet was broken, he had to go to my uncle's house across the street. But unfortunately, my uncle's toilet is also broken. So he went to the bar, but the people in the bar kicked him out, saying that he was a minor and was not allowed to enter the bar. If you want to go in, you must provide evidence. My son told them your name. Strangely, a coquettish girl ran up to me and said, Ah, Miss Mai, he is my frequent visitor.

Dear teacher: I regret to tell you that my son can't go to class today. Because his backpack was caught by the door when he took the subway yesterday, and it was blown out because of the strong wind. All the books were lost in the subway. In order to help our son find books, we ran on the subway for nearly one night. Sadly, my son and I were sick, because we were scared by the roar of the subway car.