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Have a good holiday and have a good mood. Talk about your summer vacation mood.
2. I want to study during the holiday, and I want to have a holiday when I study. My hands itch when I don't do my homework, and my teeth itch when I do my homework. Needless to say, I am such a tangled child.
A terrible news: your summer vacation balance is less than 20 days! ! ! !
The happiness of summer vacation lies in whether there is homework or not.
5, school, your school balance has exceeded, for your normal school, please take a holiday as soon as possible.
6, don't want to go to school, don't want to face the teacher, don't want to face campus life. Summer vacation, I don't want to break up with you.
7. Stay with me during the summer vacation, and don't leave me.
8. The summer vacation has quietly passed, and school is about to start again. Don't want to go to school, don't want to go to school, don't want to go to school. Angry!
9. The summer vacation is over, the happy time is over, and we are going back to that damn school!
10, school is about to start. In Fang Zizhou's words: Who agrees to start school? Do you have any proof that we spent the summer vacation?
1 1. I will stick to surfing the Internet when I have a fever during holidays. When you sneeze in class, you will think it is terminal cancer.
12, if the holiday is the reason to support me to go to school, that is the reason why I will live with you until I am old!
13, a holiday is like falling in love: it's exciting to expect it, but when you have it, it's so much, and when it's over, it will evoke infinite nostalgia.
14, teacher, I put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation, which is touching! Can we not pay it?
15, you always say that the summer vacation is far away, but it's already halfway through.
16, the summer vacation is almost over. Let me tell you a ghost story: school is starting.
17, I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.
18, summer vacation, sum up four sentences at home: don't get up in the morning, get up and surf the internet, don't eat, and can't sleep at night.
19, these days, I don't have dozens of papers, seven or eight homework, and I'm too embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.
20. No matter how boring the holidays are, I don't want to go to school. Just like loving you is helpless, I don't want to let go.
2 1, I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know. I ran as soon as I pulled the string, and there were no birds in the school with a bang.
22, summer homework is that you work hard for two months, and the teacher writes two readings.
23. This summer vacation, I want to go shopping with him I love.
24. You know, the most boring thing in summer vacation is to want to do homework.
25. My concept of holidays is that my charger has never been idle.
It's not our fault that we don't want to do our homework. It is our fault that people set summer vacation and winter vacation in the hottest and coldest season.
27. The summer vacation is really short, and it will be gone in two periods.
28, summer vacation Xiansen, will you marry me? That way, you won't leave me.
29. I'll tell you again with my personal experience that you can't touch your mobile phone when you do your homework, otherwise it's like eating dazzle!
30. When dating Xiansen in the summer vacation, there will always be a mistress named homework.
3 1, tell you a ghost story: summer vacation is coming to an end. How is your homework?
32. Workload:1%... 2% ... 3% ... 4% ... 5% ... failed to load! Please ask the Education Bureau to have another holiday!
33. Holidays are boring. I want to go to school. It's too painful to go to school, and I want to have a holiday. Damn it, it's so tangled
I wish you a happy summer vacation, otherwise you will waste this wonderful holiday.
35. Writing a happy summer vacation on summer homework is the same as writing on a cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health.
36. Just because I woke up during the holiday doesn't mean I got up. Just because I get up at school doesn't mean I wake up.
37. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it is homework over and over again.
38, a complete summer = watermelon+air conditioning+cola+full wifi+ no summer homework!
39. Dear VIP users, your summer vacation balance is less than 40 days. Sorry, you can't renew it.
40. The children are going to have a summer vacation, and your teammates are going to return to the rivers and lakes.
4 1, a holiday means that you can't get up in the morning and you can't sleep at night. The night owl mode has been turned on.
42. The evening just reminds me that the summer vacation is half over.
43, the so-called holiday home scolded, go out without money, a special day.
44. What are you most proud of? Of course, this is my summer homework. I raised it for nothing.
45. Summer vacation is finally over, so I can't sleep in the morning.
46. You junior high school children are so naive. Do you think this is a festival? This is called three years' imprisonment, suspended for two months.
47. I despise those who go out to play as soon as they have a holiday. I just want to give them four words: please take me with you.
Since I took a vacation and lived a life of eating, sleeping and eating, I finally know that pigs can be boring.
49. School will start in a few days. I really miss my classmates and roommates I haven't seen for so long.
50. Boys met girls at home on holiday and liked them. It must be true love.
5 1. During the summer vacation, I will be scolded four times a day at home: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.
52. The so-called holiday is just doing homework in a place where there are few people.
53. It took a holiday to find that only people who love you will keep in touch with you.
Summer vacation is coming, happiness is coming, the sky is bluer and the water is clearer. Smile more, worry less, feel better and feel less stressed. I wish you all a relaxed and happy summer vacation!
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