Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Go home and break the stick.
Go home and break the stick.
I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. I can't walk like this anymore, and I dare not be proud and extravagant. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go.
I went home yesterday. On the bus, a little girl stood beside me playing. She pointed her wand at my back: Hey, I want to make you ugly. I think it's interesting to miss Doby. Unexpectedly, as soon as I turned around, she shouted: Mom! Mom! The magic worked! I'm so embarrassed
4. Take my boyfriend home to meet his parents. My dad is more nervous than my boyfriend. As soon as we entered the door, my father said to my boyfriend, your sister-in-law hasn't cooked the meal yet. Have tea first. The boyfriend nervously replied: Nothing, brother, have a seat. My mother and I were shocked.
I came home from a long vacation with my husband yesterday and saw an unspeakable pair of underwear hanging on the balcony. I said casually, please throw it away, it sucks. The second cargo head didn't lift, saying, I dare not throw it. When you come back, you find that I'm missing a pair of underwear. I'm afraid I can't make it clear.
6. When I was a child, I always paid high prices to my parents when I was shopping outside. Now I always give my parents a low price when I buy things. When I was a child, I always cried in front of my parents when I was wronged outside. Now go home and try to keep smiling in front of your parents. We are all grown up.
7. Time is slipping away and the years are running secretly. The sun is going home, and the night brings the distance between the sea and the sky closer. My eyes are blurred, and I can't find you, even though my shouts cut through the night sky.
8. Once we all needed each other to talk and go home together; Now, I have adapted to life without you, and it seems that you are not so important. Everyone will stay away from the earth. I am not your earth, and you are not my world. So the process of making friends between you and me is like a bear breaking a stick. We keep losing it, and we always feel that the latter will be better. But until I took out the stick, I still found nothing.
9. When I went home, all the prosperity passed away like a dream, and everything was silent in the joy of 2008. Once all my friends left this quiet paradise, and I was the only one who still cherished their childhood appearance. Time and space rotate, time passes, and the native land is deep and secluded. Only this emotion, like a flock of flying sheep, is deeply rooted in my heart.
10. I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. I can't do anything to walk like this, and I can't be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go.
1 1. It's the beautiful female warrior who can make me rush home after primary school, the Korean Opera Palace which can make me run home after the junior high school holiday, the delicious food and the comfortable big bed which can make me rush home after the senior high school holiday. Now it's you who are getting old.
12. When I came home from school at five o'clock, I put down my schoolbag and told my parents that I had gone to do my homework. I closed the door and started chatting with my female classmates. I didn't come out until eight o'clock and had a stretch. Say to parents: I'm exhausted. I have finished my homework. Mom said: Whose schoolbag is there on the sofa in the living room? Are you in love? Everyone in love is a fool.
13. I am a completely clean woman. I go home before 9 o'clock on time every day. I'm not having an affair with any man. I like painting and listening to Irish CDs. I lived like this until my 40th birthday yesterday, and my parents kicked me out of the house.
14. I went home with my wife one day and went to the hotel to check in without my key. I was prompted to have wifi when playing with my mobile phone, so I asked by the way, wife, guess what the password is. My wife thought about it and told me the password fluently. I connected it as soon as I tried, and then I played with my mobile phone happily.
15. My son came home to tell me about the class and suddenly asked me: What is piracy? Stealing a tablet? I thought about it for a long time. How can I tell him such a professional question? Give him an analogy: for example, you look like me and are genuine; If you look like your mother's male colleague, you are a pirate.
Talk about the mood on the way home.
1. Get out of my life! However, people did nothing. I'm just creating a demon. Hey! I want to go home, 555!
I was born in the beautiful northwest, and I am proud. This trip to the northwest should be particularly cordial. You should also go and see if the loess high slope you mentioned is what you think. I didn't make a strategy, but I believe you will travel all over the beautiful scenery. The original intention of giving up going to Japan is to go home and see the beautiful scenery in the northwest. Do you like the original packaging?
Sure enough, I am still untidy, uncomfortable to sit, extremely unwilling to go to work on Monday, and want to go home to catch up on sleep.
I really have a sense of fear since I failed in the last exam, but the day after the exam is a holiday day, and I really want to go home after not going home for three months. I am a salted fish, and all the evil spirits will retreat tomorrow.
Yesterday, my father asked me when I would go home. My baby daughter is so sad that she wants to go home at once.
6. Time is too slow to make you old. I thought I was inspirational, but I found that I had no ambition. I just want to go home and be with my family.
7. When I was a child, I often saw fireflies at my grandparents' house in summer. It seems that I haven't seen them again in recent years. I’m going home. I’m going home. I want to know the cicada of the Millennium. I want to fish in the river in my hometown. I want to sleep on the balcony floor at night.
8. Collective activities at the expense of personal interests are just brushing hooligans, getting bored and wanting to go home.
9. There is still more than a week, and I can't go home until next week! I want to cry, I want to be happy and I want to go home.
10. In order not to entertain foolish ideas, I am exhausted by work at this moment and want to go home!
1 1. If you drink spicy soup, it's not as delicious as you remember, but porridge is delicious, no, no, no, no, soup is delicious. I want to go home for the summer vacation, ah.
12. I suddenly feel that the cost of growing up is quite high, and I especially want to go home. In the future, I will remember the sentence "Don't argue with fools". It's really that people in their 40 s and 50 s are still so incompetent that they really treat me like a little girl.
13. I don't want to go home this year. Maybe this is the process of growing up.
14. I feel anxious every time I travel for more than 10 days. Want to go home. Miss mom! I always feel that I am not weaned at this time! Miss my friends! Shaanxi, I have been away from you for too long! Now I can't wait to throw myself into your arms!
15. It rained not because Yun cried, but because Yun was so lonely in the sky that he wanted to go home. There are flowers, grass, cats and dogs at home. How interesting.
Talk about mood and literature on the way home.
1. I forgot my mobile phone when I went out ~ I almost fell down on the stairs when I went back to get it ~ I got off the bus and sprained my ankle ~ I suddenly remembered that I forgot to bring particles ~ I was so unlucky in the morning ~ Hehe ~ I was so unhappy this month ~ I really wanted to go home ~ I didn't let Xiao Wang send it ~ I was afraid I would cry ~ I would be reluctant! Bye ~ see you next time!
2. Anger and despair year after year. I can't help but hate life and work and the people I meet. I have no hope for the future, so I often make reckless decisions. I just try to make myself happier, but I seldom feel happy. My ideal life is probably to live with my family, get a decent salary and then play with things. I hardly make new friends anymore. I want to go home, but I am afraid of the environment in my hometown.
You can't go back when you leave school. I miss my school days, want to go home, and want to eat my mother's cooking near noon. My friend went to work. I'll stay here alone. I'll go for an interview later.
Give me another choice, I really don't want to be so far away from my parents. Everything you do must come back to your heart. I want to go home with you.
How many words can I use to describe my mood at the moment? On the one hand, it is extremely happy to end the experiment, on the other hand, it is the double suffering of British medical care. Well, I just want to go home and have a good sleep.
6. I just want to go home. I count the days and times every day. Time flies, just like I spent a year. At the end of the term, in any exam, all I can think of is going home with my parents.
7. I'm dying of dizziness. I want to go home, and then I have an exam. I don't want to go to the hospital.
8. Do what you have to do ~ That's it. It's really unnecessary. China, it's time to count down. Want to go home.
9. No, I am not happy when I think that there are so many homework and postcards to draw. I want to go home and have a full meal.
10. Tired and hurt, I want to go home!
1 1. The journey of life is endless. Every dream, I want to go home.
12. On the first floor of Bo 'ai, I ate a bowl with noodles tied to the river and put it in the west gate. Before dinner, I kept thinking about who I went home with yesterday and whispered to me about flowers on qq. As a result, I walked to the east gate with a bowl in my hand. I didn't know I'd go through their bowls. There is no one in life.
13. I want to go out to play, sing, swim, go to Happy Valley, go to Maya Beach and travel home. There are too many things to consider.
14. To tell the truth, I really want to go home. Now I'm obviously high.
15. I am eager to go home and see you, but everything is unpredictable, so I must embark on the journey of learning first. When I come back from the study, I want to see you at once.
16. My face is allergic and I want to go home.
17. I want to go shopping, eat meat, travel, go home, sleep and miss my parents.
18. I really want to go home and think about it. I want comfort and hugs from my family and a place where I can be myself, but I can't do or say anything.
19. On rainy days, I always feel the sadness of parting in the air, indicating that I want to go home and have a good sleep, and then toss and turn in the whispers of my parents, and the family eats under the dim light.
I can't go home every time I want to. The involuntary feeling is really annoying.
2 1. At this time, I really want to go home and be with them. I envy my children who can be with my parents and my wandering heart.
22. It thunders and rains on cloudy days, and the baby wants to go home.
23. How to go home for two days is more difficult than heaven.
24. Parting never graduated from never say goodbye, but because I retired in my senior year and had no classes, I was still reluctant to live in a small space in the university dormitory and spend so many days together. Anyway, I only know that it won't happen again, from how much I wanted to go home before to how much I didn't want to go when the holiday approached.
25. I had many dreams, but when I woke up, I was still struggling in the whirlpool of memories. From primary school to now, most people and things with deep memories have lost their happy or unhappy colors, but people feel uncomfortable and have a past. It's raining heavily and lightly outside, so the curtains can't close the dim light. I can't sleep or think about it. I just returned to Wuhan last night and want to go home again. Annie thinks that even if it rains heavily outside, she should give herself one.
26. Home is my only destination.
27. In today's society, there are no brothers like Chen Haonan and Pheasant in the movie. They are fugitives on earth, so it is better to go home early.
28. Going home, my mother asked: Is this exam men's singles, women's singles or mixed doubles? I silently said: mixed doubles!
29. Are you also looking forward to the person who can go shopping with you that weekend and then go home to cook together?
30.when did you fall in love? We'll talk when I see them! How many children are urged to talk when they get home?
- Related articles
- Talk about the feeling of reluctance in the second day of junior high school.
- Father's Day message was short and pithy, with the word 10.
- What is the effect of adding vc iodophor to laundry detergent?
- What is Ruan's nickname?
- Advantages and disadvantages of Samsung s7edge parameters and explanation of using experience.
- If you don't want to talk to me, you can just say so. Don't make me guess. Very tired.
- Look down on one's looks. Tell me about it.
- My heart is very tired and my life is very depressed. I hate songs that I can understand when I sleep late.
- After his marriage, he became a real homeless man.
- Single worker families under the flu (1)