Dad wears a skirt to teach his daughter to prevent exposure: "Take the baby, we are serious!" " "

Two days ago, a video of a father wearing a skirt to teach his daughter how to prevent sun exposure poked everyone's jokes.

In the video, the burly father is wearing a bright yellow skirt, his legs are sandwiched in the middle, and he sits awkwardly and slowly.

That look, what a shame!

Netizen laughs: In order to protect his daughter, a father can really come out!

There is no father in the world who doesn't work hard for his baby, and there is no father who escapes from the nightmare with his baby.

Whether you are a boss who always has to take care of everything, or an elite who works hard.

When I met Eva, everything became a cloud.

In exchange for a smiling face of children, fathers will also rack their brains and show their magical powers.

But there is a saying that I am not afraid of anything, and I am afraid that my father will suddenly be interested.

Believe it or not, the old people in this world can be said to be "leading the way" when taking care of their babies.

"Move like a raving rabbit" version

It is said that when there is no danger, dad is the biggest danger for children. This sentence is true at all.

On an ordinary rainy day, the baby is taken to the vegetable market by his father, which is called "warm communication and parent-child interaction". Suddenly, an evil idea came into his little head:

Son, there is fun in the manhole cover. Go and have a look.

Poor baby, so ignorant to gather together in the past, squatting beside the manhole cover full of water.

While watching carefully, I was splashed with water by my father's "flying feet" and stood in panic.

At that moment, the baby doubted life for an instant.

Not the kui is a father, the trick of pit baby is easy to master.

If dad is crazy, he will never be soft on the baby.

Some children are "black and blue" in the pit, and some children are often cried by their fathers.

When my beloved balance car is taken away by my biological father, I will stage a "speed and passion".

As a result, I didn't walk a few steps, only heard a click, and my beloved car was crushed to pieces on the spot by my father's heavy "fatherly love".

Seeing his beloved car so dead, he was so childish that he trembled and directly came to blows:

Give me back my car! Give me back my car!

He didn't stop until dad repeatedly promised to buy another one.

Alas, it is true that men are teenagers until they die, and children can never afford to be hurt.

Of course, there are also fathers who are ready to "take revenge" and take care of their babies.

Not only do I actively coax my baby at home, but I also try to push the stroller in the shopping mall and make up my mind to be a good father.

However, the reality is cruel. Dad still can't escape the temptation of mobile phones. Brush the phone for a while, he suddenly found a horrible thing:

The stroller is empty!

Scared the old man around him: where is my baby? Where is my big fat doll?

Just when I was about to cry, I suddenly felt my chest sink, lowered my head and looked at a pair of pure eyes:

Dad, are you looking for me?

In ancient times, there were people who rode donkeys to find donkeys, but now there are people who hold babies to find them. Father is really a bit unreliable.

Crazy dad is a walking bomb, and every second with the baby may explode, which will make the child very tired.

"Quiet as a Virgin" Edition

Some dads are full of energy, adhering to the concept that "babies are not born for fun, there is no point" and singing all the way on the way to pit babies.

And some fathers have long been smoothed by children, just want to curl up and whisper that they can't see me, so as to escape from the children's "claws."

Of course, there are often times to escape failure.

Ask which father can escape the fate of playing basketball with his son.

Son: Dad, let's play basketball together.

Dad: I'm tired. Let's play next time.

But children are not so easy to satisfy. After many times to avoid fruitless, dad had a brainwave and chose a labor-saving and effective method:

Put the backboard back and let the children shoot in the back.

As long as I can't see the backboard, I can pretend I don't have a baby.

Save time and effort, take care of the baby, satisfy the son, and be praised for making it more difficult, killing two birds with one stone.

Seeing that netizens are crying and laughing, they can't help applauding:

Dad, you are really a little smart.

You′re laying it on thick. Everything is for the children. I can bear pain.

The son is fine, at best, it is physical torture, but if the family is a little princess, then the father can experience the "ever-changing life."

There is a saying that fathers who have daughters will become tool players sooner or later.

These ruthless fathers-in-law in front of their future son-in-law are "collapsed" at this moment.

In order to realize her daughter's dream of "makeup artist", some "voluntarily" became her daughter's first customer.

And the daughter is really good to her father. Gouache eye shadow, red mouth and crown necklace are indispensable.

And the little red gauze of the soul, very beautiful!

Crucially, Torre didn't look angry at all, and his expression seemed to reveal a little pride:

Look at my big girl's makeup. Just one word, beauty!

Sure enough, no matter what the father's temper and position are, he becomes a real "little suckling dog" in front of his daughter. He is super docile and applauds at the crucial moment.

Or lie flat and say nothing, just lie on the bed and let your daughter paste and draw.

I saw my daughter holding a sticker, walking as fast as a fly, jumping directly on the bed and carrying out a "huge project".

The workload is heavy, and I have to worry about whether the children will be tired.

But look at dad's calm appearance, as if to say:

Girl, is that enough? Dad can turn to the other side.

Sure enough, the so-called filial piety is actually the father's forbearance.

Quiet as a virgin with a baby, but it also makes him unspeakable sad.

However, for the sake of children's happy childhood, the father should bear it.

"Roll" version

Although dad is crazy sometimes, he can really throw caution to the wind when he picks up the baby with his heart.

Almost every novice father has done this: teach the baby to turn over.

However, several dads were so intoxicated when teaching their babies to turn over that they went straight under the bed.

Watching dad get up with a confused face, as if to say: Who am I? Where am I? I feel a little pain.

Looking a little distressed, I still can't help but vomit:

Dad, the baby hasn't turned over yet. You can see him first. Ha ha ha ha.

How many times do I have to fail teaching my baby now?

I see, you must be teaching the baby to turn over and be safe, otherwise it will fall out of bed.

The greatness of fatherly love is touching.

A father is afraid that his son will be caught by the door accidentally, which can be described as "breaking the law by himself."

Put your hand under the door first, and then push the door slowly.

My son was attracted by this kind of behavior, and wanted to find out, but he was suddenly shocked by an "ah".

Looking intently, it turned out to be a "scream" from my father.

It seems that being a father requires not only Oscar-like acting skills, but also the courage to go out.

To say that the father's expression is too vivid when teaching his son, then the following father can be said that every cell in the whole body is exerting strength.

I saw that he first took two big balloons as his ass and slowly wiped it with paper, for fear that his daughter would not understand.

That look, even I can't wait to play with poop directly and show my daughter how she was wiped away.

As long as the children need it, the old father will not only go to the sea, but also come out at a critical moment.

Being a father is a "desperate thing".

In the classic picture book "My Dad", the little boy spoke to his father:

My father, who eats as much as a hippo, swims as fast as a fish, grows as tall as a house, sometimes as soft as a teddy bear, and does some stupid things.

But even so, the little boy finally confessed to his father:

But he's really great!

Yes, although dad is crazy and never soft-hearted, he is still willing to do his best to satisfy his children when they need him.

It's not a prank, it's another kind of companionship.

On the way to take care of the baby, it is inseparable from the careful care of the mother and the naughty behavior of the father.

May each of our fathers grow up quickly and bring more babies.

With the blessing of parents, children will be happy.

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Authors: gentle, freelance writer, master of education, educator, always warm and bright. Some pictures come from the internet, and the copyright belongs to the original author.