How to write copy when you find that you are surrounded by women with malicious intentions?

1. The dog smiled maliciously and ate the food secretly.

2. One day, the cat held a birthday party maliciously and hypocritically, and invited many chickens to the party. As soon as the chickens arrived, the cat immediately closed the door and ate them all.

3. I hereby solemnly swear that I have no bad intentions!

4. Although this guy looks friendly on the surface, he is actually smiling and has no good intentions.

5. Seeing his ferocious face and hearing his malicious sneer, Xiaosi involuntarily retreated to the corner.

6. That guy with bad intentions often talks nonsense and deliberately makes up sensational things to deceive the elderly in the village.