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If you die, what do you want your relatives and friends to say in front of your body?

I'm already dead. What do relatives and friends say? What does it matter? As long as it's not scolding me, I've never done anything good in my life, but I've never done anything shameful. I don't believe my relatives and friends will scold me. Even if they scold me, I will fake the corpse and scare him to death, hum.

I wonder if I die, then who will speak in front of my body? Let me think!

By that time, my parents will be gone, and they will definitely not be in front of my body. I don't want white-haired people to send black-haired people, but I'm fine. My parents will be very sad, so I believe I can live to death.

Then the only people who can appear in front of my body are my brothers and sisters about my age and my children. There may be a bunch of grandchildren and some close friends. But my close friends are generally older than me and may die before me, so count them among the friends who died behind me for the time being.

I hope my children will say, "Mom, let's go with peace of mind. Under your leadership, we have a good life. In the future, we will study harder and strive for a better life. We will burn more money for you in the future, so that you have no money to spend there. In the future, we will give our brothers and sisters a few dreams, and we will try our best to do it for you. We won't be reluctant to spend money again. What do you like? What do you want? Go and buy it, and we'll give you the money. You don't have to worry about any of us in the future. My brothers and sisters will love each other. "

I hope my grandchildren will say, "Grandma, let's go with peace of mind. We will all succeed. When we succeed, we will come back to see you, bring you something delicious and fun, and bring you a pair of mahjong by the way, as well as those poker friends who always lose, to play mahjong with you. We will win money every day and miss you. If you need anything in the future, you can say anything. "

I hope my friends will say, "We are lucky to be friends with you in this life. You are the pistachio among us. Now that you have passed away, I am afraid that we will lose many happy things in the future. We will come to you later, where we are still friends. I really miss you! Who are we looking for if we are unhappy in the future? "

I hope my male friend will say, "In fact, I like you all my life, but I dare not say it. I will speak out bravely and chase you bravely in my next life. Then you must promise me! "

Ha ha ha, I guess I'll wake up laughing then!