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How to play in the bar?

1, degenerate, drink, smoke, nightclub, karaoke, bed, undress, make love, be crazy, get pregnant, be dumbfounded, have an abortion, you hurt, it doesn't hurt, you force it to hurt.

2. Zhen Hong Kong, I am very angry that I was thrown out on a business trip before I got back from vacation. I was so sleepy at the meeting … but it happened to be Valentine's Day. After today's topic, I drove to Burj Dubai, the tallest tower in the world. On the way, the foreigner said that I had something to get off. Wait for me for 5 minutes, and then I will come back with a rose to say happy holidays. Drinking in the bar above the Burj Dubai and the open-air bar below, the waiter sends roses and chocolates respectively; There are flowers when you go to RoyalChina to eat Chinese food. There is also a bunch of flowers at the front desk of the hotel … well, let's have a meeting, huh.

I love you, I can't say it, and finally you were taken away. A person, in a bar, a person drinking sadly.

4. Listen to this song, two scenes. What do you think when you walk alone in the quiet and retro streets of England with a thick scarf and look at the brightly lit shops with snow all over the sky? Singing in a bar, the dim light stings your eyes, watching the noisy drinkers, and the cold whisky streaks across your throat like fireworks, which makes you awake instantly! What are you thinking at this time?

When traveling, you often don't need any plans, who you meet and what kind of scenery you encounter. Everything seems unintentional but doomed. On the evening of 27th, when I was drinking with Lao Ye in a bar in Hugue, I happened to talk about Tomb-Sweeping Day's holiday plans. I'm also worried that Haifu can't come to Huxian. Lao Ye said he was going to Yichang, and I suddenly felt why he couldn't go further and go to Wuhan.

6. There is no expectation for the next season. Dismantling it makes us laugh and cry, which also tells us a lot of truth and occupies our whole youth-ipartment.

7. I ran to a bar for a drink today and happened to see a girl drinking silently there, as if she were single. So I went over and accosted: Beauty, are you alone? The beauty gave me a look and said warily, no! I am angry: since you are not human, why are you sitting in the seat where others are sitting?

8. I just got off work to have a midnight snack, and it rained heavily. On the other side, a beautiful woman squatted in the rain and made a phone call. She was soaked to the skin. Pull her under the eaves and persuade her to go home. She just came out of the bar. She may be in a bad mood or lovelorn. When asked why she was caught in the rain, she replied: I was drunk and wanted to wake up in the rain. Is there such a hangover cure these days? I asked her to take her home, but she refused, so I had to leave my business card and leave safely.

9. There is a kind of beer in Shandong called "Yinmai Beer! A buddy went to a bar and saw a beautiful woman and asked, "What does a beautiful woman do?" The beauty replied, "selling silver ale.

10, you listen to me: don't drive to the bar to drink late at night, take care of your injured arm, don't be decadent, and dare to disobey orders.

1 1. Who says girls can't play LoL, biochemical battlefield, basketball, all night, Internet cafes, ktv and bars? I can

12. No matter how depressed you are, don't go to the bar. A lonely woman holding a goblet or smoking will add more loneliness and sadness.

13, oh, it's often like this in a bar: a girl or a boy sits in a small corner, gets drunk and shouts that he is not drunk. ......

14, the first time I went to a bar to play, all I saw were things I had only heard of and never seen, and I didn't like the environment inside. It's too noisy and colorful.

15, six episodes in three days, I will never see Ceng Laoshi again. The bar was demolished. Thanks to "ipartment", we have been crying and laughing for five years. I don't have to look forward to it anymore.

16, "You drank a bar today and suddenly called my name to say good night to me as before we broke up."

17, I went to the bar and drank a little too much at night. When I met a beautiful woman, I insisted on driving me up the mountain with her BMW. When she got to the mountain, she took off her clothes and said that I could give you anything you want tonight, and then … then I drove away in her car.

18, 1, go home. 2. The seaside. 3. Woods. 4. On the mountain. 5. Desert. 6. Baruch 7. Weibo. 8. A strange city. 9. Best friend's house. 10, one person. 1 1, anywhere?

19, most men who go to bars are looking for excitement, and half of women who go to bars are looking for excitement.

20. I admit that I am bad. I can smoke, drink and go to bars, but the only thing I can't do is not love you. . .

2 1, I have a bad boyfriend. He smokes, drinks, fights, plays games and goes to bars. He doesn't like studying, he likes the cold. He is a bohemian boy, but he regards me as his life.

22. A girl carrying a schoolbag to school, a punk who lit a cigarette and went to a bar.