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The weather is too hot. Tell me.

As follows:

1. Lying on the mat feels like a sizzling beef tenderloin.

2. The weather was too hot. I just met a stranger on the road. We looked at each other and smiled, and we became familiar.

3. They say you have to wait until the melon is ripe and the stems fall off. I really want to be able to unload the goods earlier! I really can’t stand this hot summer! It's so hot!

4. It is gratifying that under the influence of the continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a complete shutdown stage. It is said that a guy wants to touch porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he immediately jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit. quick.

5. In early summer, the pomegranate flowers gradually bloomed, and the green leaves lined with red flowers were extremely beautiful. From a distance, it looks like a burning fire and the red sunset glow rising at dusk.

6. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a head of garlic between me and the scallops!