Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I was amazed at first, only because I had seen so little of it in the world.

I was amazed at first, only because I had seen so little of it in the world.

1. Love can make people immortal, but the person who said this is already dead.

2. Love is a game, sometimes you have to play G.

3. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

4. Secret love is a kind of politeness, narcissism is a kind of pride, open love is a style, and not being in love is a taste.

5. Forget all the knowledge you learned in school, what is left is quality.

6. Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

7. Beethoven tells us that the more you memorize, the more points you will score.

8. Being stared at by a beautiful woman requires more mental quality than being stared at by an ugly girl for a day.

9. Don’t raise yourself so high, be careful if it falls and kills you

10. Don’t wait for people you shouldn’t wait for, and don’t hurt hearts you shouldn’t hurt. We are all here for life

11. When others open the window, the fragrance of flowers greets them. I opened the window and there was a loud bang, and several plastic bags flew towards me.

12. Don’t say you will change, hinder my pace and waste my youth.

13. Don’t think that meeting me is your destiny, maybe it is your obstacle.

14. How do you know what is best if you don’t miss some crooked melons and cracked dates?

15. I am not afraid of those who find faults in the eggs, but I am afraid that they have to find the eggs in the bones.

16. I was amazed at the beginning, only because I had rarely seen it in the world.

17. Being single is not sinful, but letting others be single is sinful.

18. Play mahjong and eat spicy hotpot. Find a little partner, that's how life goes.

19. Smart men make fun of themselves, and stupid men make fun of others.

20. Once upon a time, there was an ice that melted while walking. Personal signature

21. Looks are not important, but not being beautiful is important

22. Not knowing is sad, not wanting to know is even sadder.

23. In the past, when talking about friends, you first asked others if they had friends, but now you have to ask others if they are gay.

24. It’s hard to find a job, but it’s not hard to find a boyfriend. If you can't support people by working, then you should change your mind and let men support you.

25. The rebirth of a phoenix is ??Nirvana, and the rebirth of a pheasant is the transformation of a corpse.

26. More happiness and less worries. Go to bed when you are tired, smile when you wake up

27. They say women are made of water, but water pollution is so serious recently

28. When I have money, I will buy a car The bus drives to the bus stop every day. When someone gets on the bus, I say sorry, this is a private car.

29. Waiting is a kind of expectation, waiting is a kind of attachment, waiting is a kind of longing.

30. When you do it right, no one will remember; when you do it wrong, even breathing is wrong. Talk about the powerless love mood: I am too young, and I only love you because I have seen little of the world.

1. No need to regret. If it is beautiful, it is called wonderful. If it's bad, it's called an experience.

2. I believe that everything is a seed. Only after burial can there be life.

3. Who knows whether the fireworks are in full bloom to embrace the night with all their lives, or whether they are just to win the indifferent smile of the person who lit the fireworks.

4. Because you have nothing, you are unscrupulous; because you have too much, you are frightened.

5. Sometimes, after persisting in the thing you least want to do, you can get what you want most.

6. Don’t always wrong yourself just to accommodate others. There are few people in this world who are worthy of you always bending down. If you bend over for a long time, people will only get used to your low posture, and your posture will not be important.

7. If you have lied to me, you will continue to lie to me for the rest of your life.

8. May all the deep love be lived up to, just like the chaos in this world, it will eventually return to peace.

9. I am too young, and I only love you because I have seen little of the world.

10. Listen, it’s late at night again, it’s still late at night. The dark night, the far night, the restless night, my night.

11. You are my final destination, and I am your passerby.

12. Is it true that in the end, all that is left in this city is the chaos of my own army?

13. Do you know the difference between drinking alcohol and drinking water? The more you drink wine, the warmer it becomes, and the more you drink water, the colder it becomes.

14. Happiness itself is false. It only exists in the process of pursuing happiness. You cannot see happiness at the so-called end point because it does not exist.

15. When we meet by chance, we look back, and the setting sun sets into the mountains, and the two are misty.

16. I think that one day there will be someone who covers his chest, reads the fragmentary words I wrote, and feels every mood in my lines. The classic short mood diary is also because you are in my heart and I don’t want to give up at all

chapter 1. . .

When I think of you again, your name, your smile, everything about you, can only be added with "someone else's".

When I think of our time together, I can only add "once".

Chapter 2. . .

The person you love has been loved by others and has loved others

The person you love has been fucked by others and has slept with others

Lost in this world In the city of courage, emotions are second-hand goods

chapter 3. . .

I no longer want to ask anyone if they can accompany me to the end

I no longer want to ask anyone if they can lend me a shoulder when I cry

< p> I no longer want to tell anyone whether they can bear everything with me while crying and laughing

Because I am the only one walking this road and the only one who can accompany me is myself

chapter 4. . .

Crazy and quiet/I am not two-faced

Hysterical and indifferent/I am not two-faced

Simple mixed/I am not two-faced

< p> Speak from the bottom of my heart / I am not two-faced

Obedient and rebellious / I am not two-faced

I am just a little complicated / That's all

Chapter 5. .

I’ve hated you, cried, been despaired, and been disheartened

I’m so desperate that I never want you again, never remember you again

Cut off I lost all connections

But everything was forgotten after you appeared

Because I know you well

Because I will never forget you

It’s also because you don’t want to give up at all in my heart

chapter 6. . .

Original

chapter 7. .

I love you a hundred times, chase you a thousand times, and carnival for ten thousand years.

Nothing can be compared to a small sentence of loneliness.

The most beautiful wish must be the craziest.

And the craziest little thing.

It is love.

Chapter 8. . .

Be strong. Be brave. Believe. Have hope. Be strong. Be grateful.

To love. To become an excellent person. Become a person who is not simple but kind.

No matter how sad it is. Don’t forget to smile, too

chapter 9. . .

Love.

It’s not about loving someone more deeply or more than someone else.

It compares to Who Loves Cheap

chapter 10. . .

Missing someone when you are lonely is nothing.

It’s scary to miss someone when it’s busy.

Chapter 11. .

I don’t want to care about anyone. I don’t want to care about anyone.

I don’t want to love anyone. I don’t want to give.

I don’t want to repay. Don’t abandon me.

Don’t leave me. Don't be impetuous, don't be indifferent

Don't be divided and reunited

I want to be by my side all the time

chapter 12. . .

As if the season surrounded by sunshine no longer exists

What follows is the cold winter when the cold wind blows and hurts the face

I - love Summer is like loving you and winter is like hating you

chapter 13. . .

Everyone who doesn’t understand love

will meet someone who understands love

and then experience a heartbreaking love

People who don’t understand love slowly understand it

People who understand love don’t dare to love anymore

Classic short mood diary: It’s also because you are perfect in my heart Don’t want to give up at all

chapter 1. . .

When I think of you again, your name, your smile, everything about you, can only be added with "someone else's".

When I think of our time together, I can only add "once".

Chapter 2. . .

The person you love has been loved by others and has loved others

The person you love has been fucked by others and has slept with others

Lost in this world In the city of courage, emotions are second-hand goods

chapter 3. . .

I no longer want to ask anyone if they can accompany me to the end

I no longer want to ask anyone if they can lend me a shoulder when I cry

< p> I no longer want to tell anyone whether they can bear everything with me while crying and laughing

Because I am the only one walking this road and the only one who can accompany me is myself

chapter 4. . .

Crazy and quiet/I am not two-faced

Hysterical and indifferent/I am not two-faced

Simple mixed/I am not two-faced

< p> Speak from the bottom of my heart / I am not two-faced

Obedient and rebellious / I am not two-faced

I am just a little complicated / That's all

Chapter 5. .

I’ve hated you, cried, been despaired, and been disheartened

I’m so desperate that I never want you again, never remember you again

Cut off I lost all connections

But everything was forgotten after you appeared

Because I know you very well

Because I will never forget you

It’s also because you don’t want to give up at all in my heart

chapter 6. . .

Original

chapter 7. .

I love you a hundred times, a thousand chases, and ten thousand years of carnival.

Nothing can be compared to a small sentence of loneliness.

The most beautiful wish must be the craziest.

And the craziest little thing.

It is love.

Chapter 8. . .

Be strong. Be brave. Believe. Have hope. Be strong. Be grateful.

To love. To become an excellent person. Become a person who is not simple but kind.

No matter how sad it is. Don't forget to smile, too

chapter 9. . .

Love.

It’s not about loving someone more deeply or more than someone else.

It compares to Who Loves Cheap

chapter 10. . .

Missing someone when you are lonely is nothing.

It’s scary to miss someone when it’s busy.

Chapter 11. .

I don’t want to care about anyone. I don’t want to care about anyone.

I don’t want to love anyone. I don’t want to give.

I don’t want to repay. Don’t abandon me.

Don’t leave me. Don't be impetuous, don't be indifferent

Don't be divided and reunited

I want to be by my side all the time

chapter 12. . .

As if the season surrounded by sunshine no longer exists

What follows is the cold winter when the cold wind blows and hurts the face

I - love Summer is like loving you and winter is like hating you

chapter 13. . .

Everyone who doesn’t understand love

will meet someone who understands love

and then experience a heartbreaking love

People who don’t understand love slowly understand it

People who understand love don’t dare to love anymore