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Women are worthless after all. Tell me about it.

Those who understand know how to give up, those who are sincere know how to sacrifice, and those who are happy know how to be detached. For those who don't love themselves, what they need most is understanding, giving up and blessing. Too much self-love is begging for charity. To love and be loved is a happy thing. Don't let this turn into pain.

If you kiss a woman, your heartbeat must be your first kiss. If you kiss a woman and your heart beats, it must be an affair. If you kiss a woman and your heart beats, it must be in love. If you kiss a woman and her heart beats, it must be her wife. If you kiss a woman and her heart beats, it must be Xifeng. If you kiss a woman and your heart beats faster, it must be a myocardial infarction.

The most taboo in friendship is to ask others for nothing in return. The so-called pay and return does not mean money and material things. No one can close the distance between social knowledge and experience, but it does come to an end, and there is no comfort and response in your heart. Those who cry lonely but never consider giving don't deserve sincere friends. And I have no strength to maintain this relationship.

Friendship can't be bought by money.

Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.

The desire magnified infinitely by money broke free from the shackles of reason. Control love, friendship and affection, the original pathological world, dirty rules, and order.

If you lose the sun, you still have stars shining; If you lose money, you will get friendship; When life leaves you, you have the kiss of the earth.

I once wanted to pursue beauty, money and power, but now I think about family, friendship and the person who silently paid for you. Author: Night

Once in a lifetime, let's talk about a love for the purpose of marriage. No longer refuse to bow because of willfulness, and no longer break up easily because of stubbornness. Believe for the last time, go straight ahead and you will grow old. In this way, in the fleeting time, the years are beautiful. I only wish I could hold your hand and grow old with my son in this life.

The earth is still changing, the world is still changing, and I love you forever.

In "Declaring War on Destiny", you said that it takes a lifetime of courage, love and perseverance to live. Bitterness is sadness that refuses to be revealed; Happiness is an indelible memory. The road is a long and short runway; Dreams are distant hopes. Friends are real and "cruel" that ordinary people cannot understand; Friendship is a classification and tacit understanding that ordinary people can't understand. Spirit is the infinite world embraced by gentlemen; Money is the only god that nobody believes in. Author: Liu Ying Source: Declare war on fate.

I have loved someone for many, many years. Finally, one day, I found that I no longer loved, but I was not as happy as I thought. My heart suddenly became empty, and I didn't know who else to love. Afraid of falling in love with such a person again, afraid of getting hurt again. It turns out that this is a seven-year itch, and all love can't stand time.

To my best friend: I once said that we should either get married together or be each other's bridesmaids.

I don't need hanging friendship; I don't have to know friends who betray friendship at will; I don't want friendship as a friend of a game!

When time is stretched by dark light and shadow, memory is coming to an end. Only then can I know that the furthest distance in the world is not that I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you. However, no matter how much time I spend, I can't miss you in unforgettable memories.

Some feelings are fleeting; Some feelings can continue and develop into love. It's a long way to go, but maybe they will disappear in the end. But you won't forget that you once fell in love with someone in an instant. How romantic.

You once said trust between friends. I nodded, and I planted the seeds of trusting you in my heart. But as soon as it germinated, you ruthlessly pulled it up. The seedlings of our friendship withered and my heart was broken. Where have you been?

If you want love to be as fragrant and beautiful as poetry forever, the only way to continue is to keep your distance. If you want to be the most beautiful scenery in his or her life, please choose to leave before the storm comes.

Fate is a wonderful thing. Many times, we have met each other without knowing it. Then we turned and came back here. Everything is accidental, or fate. Therefore, everyone we meet in life should be cherished. Because you don't know why this short meeting will come to an abrupt end, and then there is something wrong with each other. What a terrible thing it would be to meet again and find that we can never go back.

These days, it is not the lack of love, but the lack of people who dare to pay for love.

When we coexist in laughter and laughter, but friendship passes us by, you suddenly turn around and leave empty memories, and I am alone.

Although insidious friendship can get you some insignificant benefits, it will deprive you of your treasure-independent thinking and pure love for truth!

In a society where money is paramount, there is no more excitement of meeting bosom friends. There is only false friendship and a theater where you can make ends meet. Where are you?

When I was in junior high school, I learned to slap people's mouths, laugh at dogs and pretend to be forced, be silent, call names, be duplicitous, betray, say all kinds of trivial things, stab people in the back, give money to dogs, have a bad personality, look on coldly, play with eyes, learn social relations and cheat parents. I've learned that friendship is not. But this is not what I want after all. I'm just the age when the cross started. Why do you have to undertake such a complicated transaction?

Marriage can never be used to save a broken love, and a broken love can only get a broken marriage.

People who like to take the initiative to pay the bill are not because there is too much money, but because friendship is more important than money. People who are willing to profit from cooperation are not stupid, but know how to share. People who are willing to take the initiative to do more in their work are not stupid, but know the responsibility. The person who apologizes first after a quarrel is not wrong, but knows how to cherish it. People who are willing to help you don't owe you anything, just regard you as a serious partner. Author: Man Chen

It is not credible to abandon a friend in an emergency.

I deeply understand that in windy days, I should be stronger, look down on the vicissitudes of life, laugh at the fleeting time, and cut out a piece of the past without regrets; English is a little indifferent, smiling at the green mountains and green clothes, warm and harmonious, and the drizzle is slightly cool. Choose quietly, smile faintly, listen silently, and deeply realize that no matter how many ups and downs you have experienced, there will be flowers, butterflies and sunshine when you know it.

What is the hardest choice in your life? A: Between money and family. Between power and friendship. C: Fart under the covers in winter. When you open the covers, it's cold, but it doesn't stink.

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

I love you is my own business, so you don't need to know my existence. Although it is endowed with many colors, every time I hide in the corner and look at your sweet smile, I am very satisfied.

In this world, the more you grow up, the more painful it is. Friends are not measured by money, but by friendship. However, friendship is to accumulate with money, and then to accelerate germination and growth. If there is no nourishment, in fact, it is more mutual suspicion and too much thinking, just pain, not as simple as it is. Stick to your original heart, just want to go on like this, and this pure friendship, may it not be contaminated by money, not deteriorate, or it will be broken and painful, may you be well, if vulgar. If you choose again, you should try your best to choose the beginning.

A person who betrays friendship uses you to help him achieve his goal.

From now on, you forget your affair and I forget my innocence. Who wants to be your friend?

Love is a long tug-of-war. From the moment we met, and then we fell in love, a long tug-of-war began. People who haven't seen each other for two years or more will inevitably quarrel and disagree. We are not alone, but because we love each other, and then love can't solve all the problems.

It is the greatest happiness to have someone who knows you. This person may not be perfect, but he can read you, go deep into your heart and understand everything in your heart. The person who knows you best will always be by your side, silently guarding you and not letting you suffer a little injustice. People who really love you don't say much about loving you, but do a lot of things that love you.

Being kind to friendship is actually being kind to yourself. Maybe you are poor, maybe you are mortal, maybe you really have nothing, but you can't live without friendship. People live a lifetime, just a few decades, long and short, destined to experience too many ups and downs. Nowadays, in the reality of secularity, fame and money, how many people have cast a false and distorted coat on their friends and friendship for no reason, which may be the sorrow of modern human nature!

You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, perfect thunder, safety hail and happy flash. This weather will last for a whole year. Happy Father's Day!

Love is also an invention that needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent right and will be taken away at any time.

In this life, I don't need much, just a bowl of rice and a cup of tea, but I hope you can cook the rice and make the tea well.

You can't share the material you lack most with others. Unlike cultural and academic exchanges. Of course, these may also lead to contradictory plagiarism. Just like money, when you are short of money, even your best friend, don't invite me to dinner this time. Next time, because we are good friends, we eat more often, and contradictions will arise, and friendship will fade. Do not believe, the family's New Year's Eve dinner is ready, including the elderly and children. Nothing will happen.

Love will belong to those who have been disappointed but still have hope; Belong to those who have been betrayed but still believe in love; Need to love those who have been hurt, but still love. If you still want to try, don't say goodbye; If you still think you can continue, don't give up; If you can't give up loving someone, never say you love him.

Love is nothing, if not all. Love can decorate your words and deeds and soul bit by bit, instead of being careful to please each other or worrying about that person's change of heart all day. Love is equal communication, without too much apology and explanation.

I can't see you for a long night, but you are my greatest comfort in my heart! If you come back to me, I swear I will love you all my life!

Please don't disturb others no matter how small it is. Everyone has his own life, don't casually intersect with other people's lives.

After the heaviest blow, I understand that friendship can't last in the face of money, so when it comes to money, I think twice about all the people closest to me. Only my parents let me know and understand the word harbor. My family has experienced irreversible things and even I collapsed, but I know I still have my parents and sisters. Although I am sad, there is still hope for my family, isn't there? It may really change a lot in the future. I don't know how to go in the future, but I will continue. I won't keep falling like this. Go, but there must be some disappointment and some bad mood. I will get better gradually. It's really hard this time. With this loss, I won't make mistakes next time. I don't want to see people's hearts clearly, and I don't want to guess people's hearts.

The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I laughed because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I couldn't have you!

Send my most sincere gift weather forecast: this weekend you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail and happy flash! Please note that they will haunt you throughout the holiday.

There are three things in life that cannot be kept: life, time and love. You want to stay, but you are drifting away. The most painful thing in life is not that you can't get the person you love, but that you can't get happiness all your life. I can't wait for you to leave; Lost love, I can't find it back; Even if everything is gone, I'll wait here until I see you get happiness, then turn around, smile and walk away quietly.

Love doesn't deserve the world, people don't deserve time, family doesn't deserve money, love doesn't deserve time, friendship doesn't deserve trust, okay.

Theorem: Market = customer+demand, circle = center+radius, market is circle, customer is center, and customer demand is radius. The center of the circle determines the position of the circle, and the radius determines the size of the circle. Therefore, customer+demand = center+radius. Mid-Autumn Festival = moon+moon cake, moon = circle, moon cake = circle, so customer+demand = center+radius = moon+moon cake.

Smooth the wrinkles on your forehead with my heart, and blacken the white hair on your head with my feelings.

Maybe many years later, I will forget what I love you now. Maybe many years later, I will forget all the details I have experienced. Maybe many years later, I will forget my despair of you. All the memories about us are inferior to our forgetfulness in the future. But no matter how time passes, I will never forget how I felt when I loved you.

Feelings are used to cherish, not to betray. Friendship should be maintained, not tested. Money is used for consumption, not for measurement.

Hard choice: the left hand is a friend and the right hand is money. Should I lend my money to my friends to prove my friendship? Or buy friendship with money?

I hear love, and I believe it. Love is a struggling blue-green algae, like a sorrowful wind, passing through the meridians of my blood loss and standing in the faith of years. Maybe all the first love is the same, it's just a prelude to later love. But then you realize that it is so difficult to fall in love with someone again. It's so hard that you think you can't love anymore, and it's so hard that the next person you find is based on the first person.

If I ask you, what is the most important thing in one's life? The answer may be money, status, love, affection and friendship. A person is alive, and the correct concept is the most important. A person's life is actually the result of the struggle between good and evil. When I get up in the morning, I say I have to get up early for work, and evil thoughts say I will sleep late if I sleep again. If you disagree with others, your mindfulness says you should be patient, and evil thoughts say you should be angry. If people can't keep mindfulness, they will be led by evil thoughts, and they can't tell good from evil, or they think it's just a temporary confusion, which is not good. How many moments do people have? If you are always confused for a while, you will change from quantitative to qualitative. Therefore, people must have mindfulness, live in the present and always remind themselves not to relax.

Two people who love each other deeply, the more they know each other's hearts, the more they will find fault with their loved ones, and the more likely they are to cause harm. Because you love each other deeply, you will become particularly sensitive. Love and injury are always twin brothers, hurt by love and hurt by love. Love is too deep, it is easy to see scars, but as long as true love is still there, scars will become a commemorative coin of love.

Lend you money, not because people have more money! People lend you money not because they have a lot of money, but because they want to lend you a helping hand when you are in trouble. Please remember that people who like to take the initiative to pay the bill are not stupid, not because they have more money, but because friendship is more important than money. People who are willing to profit from cooperation are not stupid, but know how to share. People who are willing to take the initiative to do more in their work are not stupid, but know the responsibility. The person who apologizes first after a quarrel is not wrong, but knows how to cherish it. People who are willing to help you don't owe you anything, just regard you as a serious friend. It is an obligation for others to help you, not to help you. There is nothing to take for granted. How many people ignore this simple truth, and how many people take it for granted? Some people are even extremely clever and even hooligans. Such people will fade out of people's sight sooner or later!

When we are happy, friends will know us; In difficult times, we will make friends.

Trust is based on interests; Truth is based on fallacy; Love is based on money; Friendship is based on betrayal; Family ties are based on consanguinity; Freedom is based on restraint; Human beings are built on sadness;

If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.

Choose your friends carefully, and abandon them more carefully.

If they had shown up earlier, they might not have held on to another person's finger. Or meet later, later, and two people slowly learn tolerance and understanding, kindness and compromise in their respective love experiences. Maybe together, we won't give up so easily, turn around willfully and let go of love. Neither earlier nor later, that is a rare fate.

Love is like a gear, one mouth after another, and only I know how painful it is. Those past events came to mind together. Where do they start? Is it cheating?

Love is an accident, why is it arranged by heaven?

Love that can't be together for life is just that people come and go in a hurry during a long journey, and no matter how long they stay, they always leave to take another flight.

The years passed mercilessly, and my sister and I both entered the city and settled down in the city. Let's make a phone call from time to time and get together. I always tell my sister that you have always been my best sister. The elder sister replied with a smile, the road is still long. One day, you will be the most solid support for your sister. When the elder sister said this, her body was full of confidence. I feel that my elder sister and I are holding hands tightly, and * * * is moving towards a bright future. ...

Love is a lonely lie, and fate is the disseminator of lies.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be before you.

It's hard to earn money back with time. Even if you buy money from the whole world with your life, the money from the whole world can't buy back your life. Please remember that money is not everything. Rest when it is time to rest, and relax when it is time to relax. A happy life is the most powerful. Punctuality is a great harm to friendship. You should admit that you are not punctual, not that the other party is at fault.

He is your most loyal listener and your most sincere friend when you are in trouble. He won't stay away from you because of your chatter, and he won't despise you because of your importune. He will tell you the best solution and walk out of your gloomy sky with you. And when you are happy, he will fade out of your sight and open his heart quietly! He is a true friend in your life! !

Once you are sure, things will be different today.

The most precious thing in the world is not affection, friendship and love, but money. Only time can aspire to everything. Time represents life, life yearns for wealth, creates affection, friendship and love, and builds a better future!

I used to think about how to make you happier, so I always wronged myself. Well, now I choose to leave and let go of waiting for you, because I am afraid that if I wait any longer, I will never see anyone else again. I thought your love songs were for me.

I wonder how long I spent in a glass of wine. Is it worth remembering? I don't know how long it will take a meteor. Is it worth pursuing? I don't know when a season will bloom brilliantly. Is it worth waiting for? I don't know how long I can persist, standing in the same place in the world of mortals for you, silently guarding your warmth.

Affection, friendship and love, which is more important in the face of right and wrong; Money, power and face are worthless before morality and law.

Only Su Wan knew that when he made friends like Li Vinegar and Yang Hao, he gave up his father's circle of friends. With the friends you choose, you don't use money to pursue the girl you like, nor do you use money to buy friendship. He has been saving money for himself and deciding his life opportunities for himself. He thanked his parents for bringing him a thoughtless life, but he had his own life to live. The way he chose was not to fight without confidence, not to accuse his parents of interference, but to prepare everything silently. He believes that if one day he shows his parents everything he has prepared, they will smile and nod in surprise. Author: Nanpai uncle Source: Shahai

Year of the Horse Weather Forecast: In 2008, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, healthy glow, smooth frost and perfect thunder. Please note that they will haunt you all year round.

There is a popular saying recently: "Men have no money. What can we do to maintain your feelings, stabilize your love and contact your friendship? " ? Stop it, everyone is busy! "What a realistic passage. Try to be powerless and try to touch yourself! But if your affection, love and friendship can only be maintained by money, then don't maintain it. Go! To all men who are struggling!

It's sunny, and I finally see you coming out from a distance. I am the only person in the world who knows that you are from the sky. For this fate, I must confess to you!

My eyes are raining for him, but my heart is holding an umbrella for him. This is love.

Trust at a certain moment > money > life > ... friendship.

Friend, not for sale! Commitment needs to be guarded by life. Courage is not the absence of fear, but the courage to go against the wind with fear.

True friends don't talk about friendship. They did everything for each other without asking for anything in return for their friendship.

Can anyone see through my bluff and protect my vulnerability? He will cover my eyes with his big palm before my tears fall and whisper that my eyes look best when I smile. He will put my head on his shoulder when I am wronged, telling me that I never need to be strong in front of him, telling me that even if everyone doesn't believe you, you still have me.

There is no completely relaxed and happy love in this world. Love is not negotiable. If you accept love, you must follow it. You can't say: I don't want this, I want more. Only when you are anxious can you relax. * * * Only when there is a trough. All these make you rich, profound and indispensable. I won't think about whether this is true love or not. Because true love doesn't give me time to think and hesitate.

True friendship can't be bought by money. If your friendship can be bought with money, it means that you have made some friends!

Looking back on this decade, I had love, friendship, and finally money and fame. In fact, the last person to accompany you is only two or three. In fact, simplicity is the best.

You ask me why I love you, which is as difficult as asking me to describe what water tastes like.

There is so much warmth in my life. I gave it all to you, but you left me. How can I smile at others in the future? Love is not complicated, just three words come and go, not "I love you, I hate you", "Forget it, how are you? I'm sorry

Love should always surround you like sunshine, making you feel warm and bright, not binding you. I think this is the true face of love. Don't say you belong to me, I belong to you, I'm not half, and you're not half. We are all complete people. We need friendship and love, but we don't need cages and shackles.

If you want affection, friendship and love to develop in the direction you like, then you must take more money as the cornerstone, which is a sufficient condition for showing love.

May mom live a long and healthy life! Less fatigue, more happiness!

The setting sun is silent, sad and makes people cry. I was heartbroken and sent my husband away. I was listless and lonely all my life.

People always like to say that we are rebellious, but we know more about what we get behind rebellion, whether it is family support, eternal friendship or constant love. We understand that people live for themselves in the first half of their lives and for their families in the second half. Some people's lives are for their families at first, and for themselves for the rest of their lives, but we find that you are old and not young.

My happiest moment is finding the right person. You indulge my habits and like everything about me. If it is too cruel, I will only say it, because love is very heavy.

Love is an inexhaustible energy, which allows you to take a train, fly and even witness the bright moon. Love is a pair of lingering hands, which make you feel sad and regretless, hold the greatest hope, do your best, prepare for the worst and hold the best attitude. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed and accept what is true. Life is short, and every day is a beautiful day.

, snobbish, not * * * trouble!

Some people think they want honor, money, status, hard work and despair. After sacrificing friendship, affection and health, at the end of their lives, they find that what they want is just what they once abandoned cheaply like garbage. We have been pursuing nothingness all our lives and finally lost what we had. My Christian foreign teacher told me that I had listened to this sentence and planted the seeds of friendship, love and fame aimlessly, but I tried to grow something from the seeds and finally found that it was not what I wanted. I never believe that a person can be strong enough to be alone in this world without suffering from depression.

Friendship is actually like love. Many times, distance can make the other person understand. I must be happy, even if happiness is a performance, I will try my best to play every scene well. Time is the best setting, I will be the most dazzling star in his life, and no one can replace me.

This year you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky chardonnay, health cream, perfect thunder and safety hail. Please note that they will haunt you all year round.