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A complete book of deep friendship between brothers and sisters (33 articles)

First, this kind of thing, friendship, says that you are my good sister and secretly tells others that I have a good relationship with her. She really can't tell without makeup, or she has slept with more men, so she is not a friend. As soon as we met, we said, Fuck, why are your legs getting fat again? Sister, you are so bloated. Tell others behind my back that I am very good with her. She looks good without makeup, and she looks super good. This is called a friend!

Second, when cutting meat, I accidentally cut my hand and blood dripped on the pork. My brother said you were bleeding blood to recognize your relatives? Xiong Haizi, come here. I promise I won't hit you.

3. Teacher: Now, counting the only child, you should all be, right? Xiaoming: I'm not, teacher. Teacher: Oh, what do you have? Xiaoming: I have a younger brother. Teacher: How old is he? Xiao Ming: 7 cm. Teacher: Guawazi, get out of here.

Fourth, A Dai didn't pass the exam, so he sent a telegram to his younger brother, asking his father to be psychologically prepared. After a while, my brother called back: Dad is ready. Now please be prepared.

Five, there are so many friends, but few intimate friends, so many passers-by, but few memories. No one knows my sadness, my loss, my helplessness, my loneliness, my unhappiness, my unhappiness and my love for me.

6. The weather is very hot. I take my little cousin out to play. I'm going to buy him a hat when I see that he is too hot. Wandering around the store for a while, I couldn't find it, so I asked the cashier where there was a small hat. He asked me what a little hat was, and I said that my little brother wore a little hat! She paused and turned left. I went to Durex. I bought a watch last year!

Seven, old songs are affectionate, old friends are affectionate, work hard all your life, and be loved all your life.

9. My brother went to the fifth grade of primary school and had a Chinese exam to explain the meaning of the idiom "six gods have no owner"? Damn it! He wrote, whose bottle of toilet water is this? I got on my knees! !

Ten, a person who has no one around him is easy to be lonely. But no one in a person's heart will be empty. Brothers are all wolves.

I don't have enviable love, but I have enviable friendship.

Twelve, if one day, I fall in love, I must have saved a lot of courage and a lot of likes.

There is no need to make many friends, because not everyone will stand up when you need it. On the contrary, many superficial feelings will bring trouble. The older you grow up, the smaller the circle you care about, which is not a bad thing. You just need to protect the people you should protect. It is this small group of people who have stood up and stood there as early as when you thought you would be lonely.

Fourteen, the highest embodiment of friendship is that in the eyes of others, you are all gay.

15. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard a song on the shore. Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.

Sixteen, true friendship will never be separated by parting. Your friends will cherish your friendship doubly because of parting.

Seventeen, whenever the teacher draws a question, the good friends around the seat laugh at you and turn over the answers in a hurry. This is a great friendship.

Eighteen, only people of the same kind can be friends in the world, and people with different aspirations can only be happy companions for a while in a curious time. Washed by the torrent of time, and finally piled together, it must be pebbles of the same material.

I have a friend who is recuperating in the countryside. When the sun is shining, she comes out of the yard and counts the grapefruit on the tree. So quietly counting day after day, more or less lonely, grapefruit can be counted clearly, but some loneliness is like the stars in the night sky, shining and countless. This loneliness is so beautiful, without a trace of sadness, just as beautiful as her fading out a smile.

20. His behavior has gone too far, but now I can fully understand that he is an honest man who is not good at communication and expressing his desire for his parents' love, so he is annoyed and angry. He can only express his inner feelings with noise, thinking that he can get attention. The root of all this stems from his parents' indifference to him and their preference for his brother! And this preference has continued until now, all children need the same love from their parents!

I believe that people who really care about me will not be taken away by others, whether it is friendship or love.

22. Do you want to marry Zhang Yuexuan when you grow up? Do you want to recognize Shi as your brother? Do you want to treat black rice as a brother?

Twenty-three years old, you must leave me here and drift away for hundreds of miles like loose grass. Floating clouds are like wanderers, like wandering, and the sunset slowly goes down the mountain, which seems to be nostalgic.

Twenty-four, the more you care about, the fewer friends you have. There will be more people who don't play with you There will be more rich people with you, and more people without money will stay away from you. Don't test people, you will be disappointed and even more desperate. It is good to know something. There is no need to say more. Some people just know each other. It doesn't have to be intimate. Be safe with or without love. There are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart.

If you have a brother, you are a princess. If you have a younger brother, you are a man.

Twenty-six. Today, the whole family is cleaning at home. My brother and I rummaged through an old box and found 1000 yuan. My parents were there. I think one of them hid private money. I didn't expect my parents to deny that they hid it themselves. Finally, my brother and I split 500.

Twenty-seven, my brother said that you have a cold and you take him to see it. I have a cold, don't ask.

Twenty-eight, one day I took a shower with a friend who was a fool or a fool. On the way, I touched my little brother and said with emotion, brother, follow me and let you suffer. Who knows this idiot touched his little brother and said, brother, you are tired of following me.

Twenty-nine, I decorate every day with blessings, so that blessings can visit friends' homes every morning; I let every ray of sunshine shine with happiness, and let happiness surround my friends forever; I let every miss be wrapped in sweetness, and let sweetness penetrate into my friends' hearts; I put sincerity on every greeting, and let sincerity bloom a happy smile in the paradise of friendship.

Thirty, "I'm tired" and "Come on, have food and shelter"-this is friendship.

Sister is a love letter from the world to my brother, and my brother is a suicide note from the world to my sister.

Thirty-two, if mom and dad give birth to a younger brother, you are a princess. If mom and dad have a younger brother, you are a woman.

After reading Su Dongpo's story, I know what it means to be hurt for no reason. Su Dongpo had no ambition, but he was framed by others. His brother is right: my brother's fault lies in his great fame and high popularity. This is really a helpless mistake.

A summary of the deep feelings of expressing the love of brothers and sisters (58 articles)

A profound copy expressing the feelings of brother and sister (I) 1. A petal, a love letter, a warm word, a pair of hands you hold.

2. The beginning without ending is doomed to be a fleeting pursuit.

3. There is a cloud on the horizon composed of rain, oh, a cloud composed of rain …

The shortest spell in the world is your name.

The most considerate thing for you is shoes. Don't feel dirty. That's because your road is not clean.

6. If you are a hooligan, please be a senior hooligan.

7. Quietly enjoy the gorgeous colors of the years, be moved purely, and let the tears flow freely.

8. Perhaps the most gratifying thing in the world is to find your lost self again.

9. It turns out that the furthest distance in the world is opened by myself.

10. The proudest thing a man can say in his life is that his wife is waiting for me to eat at home.

1 1. If there is no reason to fall in love, why are there so many excuses when you don't love?

12. Two lovely names are so close that nothing can separate them.

13. I will live an unparalleled arrogance with my far-fetched smile.

14. Before I say I'm tired, can some things stop?

15. Find yourself again.

16. The encounter and fate between people, the so-called fate and separation in appreciate each other, are sometimes so frivolous that people can't afford it.

17. A day without you is like a book without pages.

18. Forgive, but quietly bury regrets; Forgetting is the deepest and most thorough tolerance.

19. Just smile, only you know how tired you are.

A profound copy of expressing the love of brothers and sisters (Part II) 20. The world is a giant doll machine, and I just want to see you through the glass window.

2 1. It's time. I'm not allowed to be willful anymore.

22. Maybe missing doesn't need results. This only proves that there is someone in my heart.

23. I suddenly want to say sorry to myself. It's a pity that I will never find my original self again.

24. When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

25. Happiness of being late, it turns out that I can be so lonely.

26. If you feel tired, have a good rest and don't make yourself too miserable.

27. Once you lose something, you can't get it back.

28. The beginning and the end are doomed, but I don't know how confusing the process will be.

29. Without you, what frequency should my heart beat?

30. Sometimes, I just want someone to hold me tight until my mood really gets better.

3 1. Don't be too tired, learn to release yourself.

32. The universe and the sky are psychedelic. I happened to pass by when you passed by, but we kept coming.

She said that when she misses someone, she actually needs you more than ever.

34. You are bright, but I like darkness.

35. If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

There are so many temptations in the world that I have become numb and can't think of anything to wake me up.

37. Memories are patched together, reminding me that you are gone.

38. If you say no more tears, you won't flow. Even if your heart hurts again, there will be tears in your eyes.

Profound copies express the love between brothers and sisters (Chapter 3) 39. When bad luck flooded the wound too deeply, I refused to resent the loss and felt sleepy and ashamed.

40. This is fiction. Chaos is a beauty.

4 1. All your pride only flies in the painting.

42. If you never think it's best not to get it, you will lose more.

43. Love seems so pale and powerless in front of you.

44. If you hold on to the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace this moment?

45. I want to leave your world, and I want everyone to despair of me.

46. People go to the streets, those young days that can't go back.

47. I miss piling up and dumping a city.

48. The quilt can only bring me physical warmth. Who will give me the warmth in my heart?

49. An unloved woman should always learn to love herself.

50. Promise to watch the sun for me every day.

5 1. I am sad, and I can't finish talking all my life. I can't think of you.

52. Some people will never forget it, just like others.

53. Empty youth is the most helpless nostalgia.

54. Laugh and the world laughs with you; Cry, you cry alone.

After many twists and turns, we have returned to this summer.

56. Some people don't want to sleep in the morning and at night!

57. I love you the most vigorously and crazily, and my dream will never be forgotten.

58. The world is lying, even though it is breathing.

Talk about the personality of losing weight.

1, I am determined to turn over a new leaf, and the beauty has changed greatly! 2, look at the beautiful women living more moist, why?

When you walk, your boyfriend can help you practice your waist.

4, fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.

It's not that I don't want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong.

6, female (male) can not be fat, fat has no object.

7. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a delicious mouth.

8. I have a desire to lose weight after every meal.

9. I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly

10. Beautiful clothes in the mall. Don't you want to wear it?

1 1. Fat people are not cruel to themselves, and others will be cruel to you.

12. Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die?

13, hungry or ugly? I want to be thin! Be beautiful!

14, treat all food as poison, and resolutely don't look, take or eat.

15, the word "lose weight" only says to scare the meat.

16, don't just fantasize about losing weight and not working hard.

17, I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

18, spiritual beauty is more important than external beauty, but isn't it better to have the best of both worlds?

19. Prove your ability: Can you lose weight and what can't you do?

20, eating in front of you, but unmoved, this is the highest level of weight loss.

2 1, you have to pay the price if you want to be thin. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people.

22. People who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.

23, you are already a fat man who fell through the dirt of the air suit!

24. Stop eating. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

25. How can a person who can't control his own weight control his own life?

26. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It won't hurt to eat less.

Garfield and Robot Cat are just cartoon characters, and we live in reality.

28. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man!

29, Xiao S said that women who weigh more than three figures have no future! I want the future!

30. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?

3 1, a woman who loves to eat! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die?

32. Why do I get fat when I want to lose weight? My wallet is very thin when I want to gain weight.

If you want to lose weight, don't always make excuses for yourself. If you are decisive, you will die.

A beautiful sentence that expresses the feelings of brother and sister is like a wave. It is difficult to throw waves and abandon vines.

What is a sister?

Sister is the one who said thank you, I'm sorry, really, in a hurry.

Sister is the person who cares about whether you are tired or not when people care about whether you fly high or not.

If you have feelings, you miss your sister-in-law. If you have life, you worry. Wan Li, after many years, was lonely all night. The sick face is not an old face, so I forced a new face after thinking about it. We will meet again sooner or later, and we will grow up separately.

Sister and brother are always sweet responsibilities, never opportunities.

You and I are sisters. It's destiny takes a hand. What is hard to give up is that you and I are heart-to-heart and always concerned. With the change of time and space, we gradually sublimate. I miss you, dear sister, and wish you peace and happiness in the distance.

Make a ladder with two evergreen trees. The first step is happiness, the second step is peace, the third step is health, the fourth step is auspiciousness and the fifth step is happiness. Sister is willing to help you climb the peak of happiness. I wish you a happy life and a happy life.

I love my brother. Although he is naughty sometimes, I still love him very much.

Brothers and sisters are like vines, but it is difficult to throw them away.

Life is a song, you sing with me; Life is a poem, you sing with me; Life is a painting, you and I draw it together: parents are parents, you raise it with me; Sisters are a kind of fate, and you and I cherish it together, okay? I wish my sister a happy day!

There is a longing in life that is always clear, a blessing that is always sincere in the world, a greeting that is always warm in the years, and a prayer that is always sincere in my heart. This is my wish for your happiness and health! Happy every day.

A thousand years ago, I was the string you broke. Through time and space, I met you with the afterglow of your fingers. I just want ordinary warmth without luxury fragments. In the past years, I know that our friendship is one more day than ever before!

What is a sister?

Sister is the one who scolds you, beats you and gives you apples to eat.

Sister is the one who said thank you, I'm sorry, really, in a hurry.

Sister is someone who can help you when you are in trouble and never expects you to pay it back.

A sister is a person who is squeezed into a bed by two people. You kick her to the ground, she covers you with a quilt, and then sleeps on the floor by herself.

My sister will always be my sister and my brother will always be my brother, just like that family tree. If you are a branch, I will do it. My mother is our root, isn't she?

What is a sister?

A sister is a person who is squeezed into a bed by two people. You kick her to the ground, she covers you with a quilt, and then sleeps on the floor by herself.

What is a sister?

Sister is a person whose family is not rich, but she is willing to give you her pocket money.