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Talk about the circle of friends who started school

1, school begins, and my waist is not sore. My legs don't hurt, my stomach doesn't swell, and my heart doesn't beat.

There must be a fashion show in the class on the first day of school.

3, usually a few nights before the start of school, almost all the lights are on!

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat!

I gain three pounds every holiday and lose three pounds in every school. Please give me a break.

We always have something to do before school starts. Let's practice writing.

7. I'm about to start school. How can I comfort you when you are about to start school?

8. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

9. On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like mourning.

As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.

1 1, summer homework is actually that you write for a month and the teacher writes a reading.

12. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as if they were going on a blind date.

13, it will be September before you know it. Tell you a ghost story: school will start soon!

14, if you do your homework hard, it's the night before school starts.

15, some classes, like Fu Nan battery, are longer than six!