Humorous sentences that describe oneself as stupid.

I asked the fan if I was stupid, and it shook all night. Sort out some humor that describes your stupidity. Welcome to read!

1, I'm not single, I have a girl with a hard disk.

You want to keep her by hook or by crook. Did you ever think that I was by your side?

How often do you take a bath in winter? In winter, take a bath

If you are stupid, don't blame others for lying to you. Do it yourself, so don't blame others for scolding you.

There are so many life guides in the world, but I am in The Journey to the West.

6. People who are better than you are still working hard, so what's the use of your efforts?

7. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

8. If Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover for a day, Lao Tzu will fail to pass Grade 4.

9, always say that others are stupid, in fact, they are the stupidest, but they are stupid, and they don't even know they are stupid.

10, when I was a child, I was a fool. After teaching for more than 20 years, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocre person!

1 1, as long as I work hard, there is nothing I can't screw up.

12, the hero is sad about the beauty pass, I am not a hero, the beauty let me go.

13, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person.

14, sometimes I really feel stupid. Can't you see hypocrisy? I like you in my own way, but it's ridiculous to look back.

15, I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me.

16, all you gave me was love and a bag, which I have at home. 17, water is heartless, fire can give birth to people, and fire can also harm people.

18, one minute of anger loses two seconds of happiness.

19, sometimes it's really stupid, so stupid that I can't help laughing at myself when I think about it.

20. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my legs and didn't even find a copper coin.

2 1, say less when quarreling and say less when apologizing.

22. When crying, I just bumped into your eyes.

23, money is like toilet paper, it looks a lot, and it is gone when used.

24. Even if you know you don't care, comfort yourself that you didn't see it. When I am alone, I always laugh at myself countless times.

25. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

26. You said you would wait for me to come back. You did it. You found someone to wait with.

27. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

28. When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

29. Blame yourself for being fooled and tell him everything like a fool. 30, personal introduction: poor, cheap, unable to move.

3 1, nine times out of ten, you are one or two, and you will always be successful.

It's a pity that such a stupid person is still alive.

The holiday is coming. Buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look around, but also walk around.

34. Should I laugh at myself for being stupid, or should I laugh at myself for being naive and wry? How can I let go, knowing that I never had it, but still fantasizing?

35. I have to choose one to make a fortune and a circle of friends.

The above is a humorous description of your stupidity. I hope you like these sentences.