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A poem satirizing dogs.

1. What are the mocking sentences that use dogs to compare people? 1. Mad dog wants to eat swan.

Ducks help swans fight against evil dogs.

The bad dog bit the cat. Cats are infected with rabies by dogs.

The rabid cat and the dog killed the duck together.

Without the protection of ducks, swans are in danger.

At the critical moment, the dog beater came and killed the dog and the cat together.

7. In order to prevent rabies, rational human beings have banned dogs and are not allowed to keep dogs. Birds' lives will never be threatened by dogs again!

8. When Xiao Jingba saw me coming back, he opened his big black eyes, stuck out his tongue, raised his front foot and danced around me, just like a baby of one or two years old.

9. The biggest difference between you and dogs is that dogs can't become people. Without humanity, you can become a dog at any time.

10. The barking of a dog is not as weak as a cat's Mimi, nor as horrible as a tiger's barking, but full of gas, which makes people sound magnificent and crisp.

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12. The little dog is covered with golden fur, shining as if it had just been oiled.

13. That little black dog, with shiny black hair, is as shiny and smooth as black satin; Snow-white claws, like four plum blossoms; That little upturned tail is always swinging leisurely.

14. Look, its round head is embedded with a pair of sapphire eyes.

15. My family has a puppy. Its big eyes are as blue as glass balls, embedded in that small face. The little black nose is always wet and cute.

2. What sentences describe "scolding dogs"? 1. It looks like a pen at close range and a shovel at a distance. You can put a feather duster on your head and wrap a dog skin blanket.

Dogs will bite Lv Dongbin, but they don't know how to love people.

3. Dog bites dog, full of hair.

4. Those people who want to decorate their own shortcomings with poor ambition, which is Xiao Zhi's big picture, enjoy it, so as to clamp the mouth of the world, and then they are not. Otherwise, it's hard to tell if it's a lie just by looking at it.

5. It is worthy of being a dog man and woman, and it is more shameless than a dog!

6. Don't criticize dogs, but who eats and drinks for nothing?

7. Beat a dog without looking at its owner?

Don't be afraid when you meet a dog on the road. Fight it bravely. There will only be three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.

9. How can they call you a dog? This is outrageous! Call people what they look like! How can you say you look like a dog? That's insulting the dog.

10. You are from Liao. (similar to cursing dogs)

1 1. Like a dog, it has a bright future, but it cannot be found.

12. Remember, lazy dog.

13. If ugly can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

14. Dogs will climb over the wall when they are anxious. I think you can only hit the wall!

15. Dogs, men and women are made in heaven!

3. The poem satirizing a dog's eyes on a man is as follows: 1, and "Zengguang Xianwen" is poor and no one asks, and rich distant relatives are in the mountains.

No one said who behind his back, and no one said who in front. Money to tell the truth, no money to tell lies.

Don't believe me, but look at the wine on the banquet, first persuade the rich. 2, Yuan Gaoming's "Pipa Story" became famous without asking under the window for ten years.

I turn my heart to the bright moon, which shines on the ditch. It is difficult for Li Bai to finish the second journey, and Feng has no fish to eat. He did not expect to devote himself to the nobles until he died.

At that time, people in Huaiyin laughed at the ministers of the Han Dynasty for their cowardice and incompetence, but they were jealous of Jia Yi's Excellence. You see, in ancient Yan Zhaowang, Guo Kun was highly valued, Hui Zhejie was embraced, and the corporal was humble.

The drama Xin is grateful to Dade and serves him wholeheartedly, which is full of intrigue and intrigue. But Yan Zhaowang died early, who can reuse the wise men like him? 4. Wen Yingjiang's Yong Zhen in Qing Dynasty, with a lot of practice, a needle and a thread.

Eyes on the ass, only clothes, not people. 5. The reeds on the wall of Jie Jin, a famous scholar in Ming Dynasty, are top-heavy and shallow; Bamboo shoots in the mountains have a thick mouth and an empty stomach.

Extended data:

Dogs look at people, a modern idiom, which means to describe a person who is arrogant and looks down on people. It's a curse.

The purpose is to satirize those who judge people by their appearances. Dogs are one of the earliest domesticated animals. They are good at understanding human nature. Compared with other animals, they are particularly loyal and close to their owners, but they are strongly hostile to strangers.

Dogs have always been praised and criticized differently, such as "dogs don't think their families are poor" and "dogs fight against people" and so on. But after all, praise is more than praise, so people use dogs to compare influential villains, and scold people who judge people by their appearances and look down on them as "dogs look down on people." This sentence is used to criticize people who judge a book by its cover in society.

References:

Baidu Encyclopedia _ Dogs look down on people.

4. An ungrateful remark. A classic sentence of ingratitude.

1. Asking human nature not to be ungrateful is just like asking a wolf to be a vegetarian.

2, the stomach is an ungrateful guy, it never remembers the benefits of the past, and it always asks for more tomorrow.

A master is only responsible for himself, not for the people he saved. The masses are ungrateful and ignorant, and the masses know nothing. Why should they be responsible?

I laugh at your partiality and indecision. I also laugh at your ingratitude and ignorance. I even laughed at my ignorance!

5. It is obviously intentional to say that it is a last resort, but it is obviously helpless to look on coldly; Obviously, saying ungrateful is ungrateful. Obviously caught off guard.

6. Helen's husband, King Menelaus, treated Paris warmly, but he bite the hand that feeds him.

5. Irony 1: Feed the dog sincerely, or treat it as dog food.

2. I just can't stand it! I'm really afraid you'll be sad! Give your heart to the dog again and again. For a while, I thought you weren't even a dog. 4. Those who will appear when you are most sad are the people you should cherish.

Sometimes I just come here to find a mood similar to myself. 6. You have many more important things. Don't waste your time on someone who isn't worth it.

7. Cherish the people in front of you. Some people leave and never come back. 8. If it's not deep in the ocean, how can missing be rampant? 9. In this false love, my happiness finally became empty.

10, the most principled person, my principle is to look at the mood. 1 1, don't wait until that day to regret, and don't wait until that day to remember the beauty of the past.

12, do you still have my future? Why did you promise me and lie to me? 13, don't cheat others, because the people you can cheat are those who believe in you.

14, I love you, for the last time. The heartache is so clear, please fuck off with a deceptive promise! 15, a bottle of drunkenness, a lonely person crying, a cigarette hurts my heart.

16, as long as your heart is cruel enough, nothing in this world will make you sad. 17, people who really wait for you will always wait sincerely, and those who don't want to wait for you will always hold other people's hands as soon as they turn around. 18, treat people sincerely, and subconsciously hope that others will repay themselves.

No desire is just. 19. Those who laugh with you when you laugh are either stupid or really love you.

20. I'm human, too, and I get tired. Don't trample on my concern for you at will. 2 1, you can see the words I left on the screen, but you can't see the tears I shed on the keyboard.

22. Cheer up, friends. Don't make yourself unhappy for someone who is not worth it. Don't think too much about me. 23, leaving, never because of a disappointment, but because of the accumulation of disappointment again and again, and finally let the person who loves you die.

24. Many times, loving you doesn't mean you can be unscrupulous. Enough disappointment. It's time to go.

25. I really don't know if the current choice value is worth it. A person who only makes you cry should give up. 26. In the future, I hope that I will not make others unhappy for a moment's quick talk, and it is not worth selling myself short.