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Tell me what routine whoring is.

Yesterday, the article "Full Routine" was published. The word "routine whoring" is mentioned in the article. Many friends don't understand. They asked me what a routine whoring was and said it was a fairy dance. This is not an elf dance. Compared with the two, the fairy dance is barbaric and vulgar, and the routine is more civilized and elegant. Fairy dance is violent and brutal, with extremely low technical content, gentle routine and just right technical flow. This kind of low-end product, fairy dance, can't be compared with the high-tech product of routine whoring. Let me introduce it in detail.

The word routine whoring was first written on the indictment when a grass-roots procuratorate in a city handled a fraud case a few years ago. Unexpectedly, the court actually agreed and wrote it in the judgment, and the word routine prostitution was officially made public.

Conventional whoring gangs mainly operate in this way: first set up a clubhouse or beauty massage center, then recruit a group of beautiful women, and then conduct strict training after recruitment. What to train, of course, is not how to massage and wash feet for customers, but how to make up, how to receive customers and how to receive them in detail. Anyway, the training is very strict, everyone should be familiar with the words of a book, and you can't go out to see customers unless you recite them backwards.

After the beautiful women are familiar with the skills, they can officially start business. Blessed are the customers who spend money, because the minister who receives you is warm and thoughtful, smiling, and will also imply that your unit has some in-depth services. Please pay attention to exploration. When you get to the box, the technicians who massage and wash your feet are all beautiful women as beautiful as flowers and pure jade, which makes you feast your eyes and feel excited. And they are all beautiful and sweet, with soft tone, which makes you feel at home, like spring breeze. In the process of service, beautiful women are often careless, will accidentally touch sensitive parts of your privacy, and will say some ambiguous and frivolous words to you, making you feel that she is very approachable and considerate, and is willing to have further and deeper communication with you.

But if you are all hands on the spot and want to get straight to the point, I'm sorry, this beautiful woman is not familiar with you and doesn't know your details. Our unit will conduct more in-depth observation and testing on you. The way to test is to invite you to join our membership and let us see your sincerity. Next time you come, we will make you satisfied and get what you need.

At that time, no matter how smart you are, you will let some bugs crawl into your brain, blur your consciousness and affect your judgment. After you finish spending, the minister further hints and encourages you to join the membership and recharge, so that you can enjoy the unusual service next time. Most people often give in like this and generously recharge to become honorary members.

So the next time, you take that shiny membership card and go to "spend" again with your hopes and dreams, but you soon find that although my sister is still so warm and thoughtful, everything is so formal and step by step, and nothing you want has happened at all. Finally, you had the cheek to mention it. Teacher Wang gave full play to the words he mastered in the training, and played careless with you, making you scratch your head. You feel as if something is wrong, but you can't tell what is wrong. You think it's because you haven't finished the final test, and my little sister doesn't trust you yet. You should learn from the spirit of the ancients, never give up, and come again next time. Unfortunately, there is still no story, so you finally got disappointed and gave up.

You finally find that even though every consumption is quite expensive, you still don't know when to take the large sum of money recharged. You finally regretted it and made up your mind to ask the minister for a refund. The minister's attitude is very humble and sincere. Of course, the money is refundable. The customer is God, but our company has strict internal management and complicated procedures. Please wait patiently for the notice. We are very sorry for the inconvenience caused. I don't see the shadow of the membership fee, but your patience and energy are gradually exhausted.

This is the specific form of routine whoring. Because of my limited understanding and mediocre writing, I may still be unable to grasp the essence and connotation. However, I really admire the political and legal departments of a city. Through a comprehensive investigation and evidence collection, they can expose the essence of this group of people defrauding money by deception and successfully bring them to justice. It is said that this gang received a heavy sentence because of the large amount of fraud, which is heavier than the actual crime of organizing prostitution. In my opinion, this is also an example of the failure of industrial reform and upgrading.