Talk about New Year's Day spoof

Three sentences and a half on New Year's Day

Gong and drums jingle, celebrate the festival together, and talk about the excellent situation in Yili. (bang! ) Open the stage for three people.

Good evening, colleagues. Whatever you say, you are welcome to give us guidance. (bang! ) Don't run.

We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope we can hold a performance. (bang! ) applause

In the new year, safety in production is very important, and it is in a leading position in all work. (bang! ) Tian Zi No.1

It is difficult to prepare for the party. You sing and she dances. Which program is the best? (bang! ) Three and a half sentences, of course.

No matter how the program is played, everyone's happiness is the key, and today is destined to get together. (bang! ) joy

I came to the Year of the Loong in the past year of the Rabbit, and I wish you all great fortune. Remember when you get rich. (bang! Don't pick (sing) the wild flowers on the roadside.

At the end of the year, the bonus will be 20 thousand, and each person will have three and a half boxes of milk, and chicken, duck and fish will be eaten casually. (bang! ) nonsense

It's really tiring to squeeze meals in the canteen, and the service attitude is underworld. Give half a steamed bread, (dang! ) It's really dark!

62 meters 22 sand, the steamed bread that was bitten fell off, and the food tasted bad. I want to go back, (dang! )? Think about it?

I am cheerful and everything is fine. When I go out, there will be a god of wealth. I won the prize and opened the gift package. ) Shit, soap!

Time on the stage is precious, and the programs are all in line. Let's call it a day. ) retreat