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The series of memorial to mother is most afraid of calculating detailed account logs.

My mother is a little careless, and she is often cheated of some money by various swindlers. But once I get serious, my mother's delicacy always makes me sit up straight and admire.

People are most afraid of calculating detailed accounts, which is a sentence that mothers often say.

That was when I was in the third grade. Uncle Ma Lao, a neighbor, was very envious when he saw that everyone had a bicycle. However, Aunt Ma was distressed by money and refused to buy it anyway. Once Uncle Ma gave out a year-end bonus, several young people in the unit pounded him to buy a "Phoenix". Uncle horse is famous for his hen-pecked wife. No matter how much others encourage him, he can't make up his mind. Just as my mother passed by, she said, "You can't buy a phoenix or forever if you have money now. As long as you can buy it back, I will do the rest! "

Uncle Ma Lao thought that his mother was helping him out, and his waist suddenly became strong, and his voice became much louder: "My old horse is not afraid of his wife. The point is that I can't buy a bike. If anyone can get me a ticket, I'll buy it now! " I just want to slip away.

If a person is in trouble, drinking cold water will plug his teeth.

It happened that my father wandered back from nowhere at this time. He didn't catch a word in front, but he listened to a few words in the back, thinking that my mother boasted about buying bicycles for others. In order to help my mother stand firm and cheer, I also want to help the only old buddy in my class who doesn't have a bike to realize his dream. He grabbed Uncle Ma's sleeve and said, "Don't go home, let's go now! I don't have the ability to get tickets in Shihezi, but I have a relative in Manas supply and marketing cooperative. He will find a way! "

Ma Dashu paused, looking at the jealous eyes of the workers around him, thinking about his brave words just now. He gritted his teeth and jumped into the back seat of his father's bicycle: "Shit, I'm going back to the Lord today. As long as you can help me get tickets in Mrding, I'll buy this bicycle today!" After saying his word, several bicycles sped away in the direction of Manas.

In the evening, Dad and uncle horse came back together on a brand-new "Phoenix". Father was in high spirits, but uncle horse was very upset. He didn't dare to go home, so he pushed his bike directly into my house and kept complaining that his father shouldn't set a trap for him. My father is a hothead. He helped others beg grandpa to sue grandma for brand-name bicycles. The promised hospitality was not fulfilled, but he complained. When I was in a hurry, I quarreled with Uncle Ma.

Mom couldn't stand it anymore, so she stood up in a circle and said, "This is mainly my fault. Tell you what, put the bike here until your wife comes, but don't say you bought it. Your wife doesn't agree, the car is mine, and I will pay you back! " Said in a hurry to find aunt ma.

After a while, Mom and Aunt Ma came into the house talking and laughing. Seeing his father and Uncle Ma drinking, Aunt Ma was a little embarrassed. She opened her mouth and scolded: "You don't go home for dinner after work, but you are still hiding here to drink. If Liu hadn't asked me to play cards, I wouldn't have found you. Men earn extra money after work, but you hide from leisure every day. Are you a man or not? "

Aunt Ma said that she was going to drag the silent man, but her eyes were firmly caught by the brand-new "Phoenix". The exaggerated expression on her face made people confused whether she was envious or jealous: "Sister, your family bought another Phoenix, which is too extravagant. What about half a year's salary! "

Mother gently pushed Aunt Ma: "Look at your stingy style! Think how convenient it is to buy a bike for a man! Going to work 20 minutes in advance can earn more working hours; Come back from work 20 minutes early. After dinner, I will go around several surrounding villages and meet farmers who hire short-term workers, whether it's breaking corn, cutting sorghum, building mud and killing cattle and sheep. When does such a strong man not make a few dollars? In the worst case, we can get some sheep's feet and two pounds of water to improve the children's food. Well, the eldest son and the second son are old, so I decided to let them go out with his father every day to earn some money, so I bought another one. This' Phoenix' is a rare commodity, and the car is much stronger. Fortunately, my cousin is in charge of this in Manas. This car is more than 50 yuan cheaper than the market ... "

Aunt Ma held Phoenix in her arms before her mother finished, and some shouted at her mother, "Sister Liu, are we still good sisters?" Not interesting enough! It's not that you don't know, my old horse dreams of having a' phoenix'. The money is ready, but I am worried that I can't buy a ticket! You wanted to have such a relative at home, but you didn't tell me and bought another one yourself. Sorry, I'll push this car away today. I'll give you 5 yuan more, and you can get another one from your cousin! "Say that finish, get on the bus and run.

Mother pretended to chase after her and shouted, "Aunt Ma, this can't be done!" " Isn't this a robbery? I won't sell it to you! I was counting on my son to make money from it! Give me back my car! "

Aunt Ma's unreasonable voice came from a distance: "I can't pay you back! Now come home with me and get the money! If I wait until tomorrow, the car and the money are mine! "

Uncle Ma, slightly drunk, stood up trembling and poured a full glass of wine. Gulp it down with great pride: "My old horse really respects Big Brother today! Give it to your sister-in-law I will ride the Phoenix tomorrow! "