Requesting Stephen Chow’s Shaolin Football classic dialogue

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06:52) Mingfeng walked on the street in despair.

Xingxing: The ball is not kicked like this D. (with pigtails to make a horse)

Mingfeng: What did you say?

Xingxing: I said the ball, It’s not like kicking D.

Ming Feng: Then, how should we kick?

Xingxing: In a word, the waist and horse are one.

Ming Feng; What is the unity of the waist and the horse?

Xingxing:

The unity of the waist and the horse is what I think the late martial artist Mr. Bruce Lee has explained D

. But if you want to know more about it, then learn kung fu from me twice.

Ming Feng: What kind of kung fu are you learning? You look like you are not sweeping the floor here?

Xingxing:

Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job, my real identity is a research monk

Ming Feng; Research style?

Stars;

I am engaged in research on how to effectively promote Shaolin martial arts. This is my business card.

Ming Feng: Shaolin’s authentic powerful Vajra Kick?

Xingxing: Yes, very powerful!!

Mingfeng: Find someone else to kill you, I am highly educated.

Xingxing: Wrong !!Look at that pretty girl.

Mingfeng: So what about the pretty girl? I am a scholar...

Xingxing: No, no, no, look, look, look. ......

(Beautiful girl stepped on a banana peel and fell)

Both of them said at the same time: YEAH!

Stars:

If he knew Shaolin D Qinggong, this kind of thing would not happen. Look! So, martial arts is indeed amazing!!

Hey, Miss, are you interested in learning Kung Fu?

Beautiful girl: Crazy!

Xingxing:

Look at that lady over there... If she knows Shaolin D Iron Sand Palm, the PARK car doesn’t need to do that I'm worried. So, martial arts is indeed

Yes, OK!!

Hey, madam, are you interested in learning...

Madam: Go, go , go over there.

Mingfeng: Oh, I also have a share of this dime 1

Xingxing: Hey, don’t be so disappointed!! Look at that side again

(A worker was struggling to cut the tree, but was driven away due to poor efficiency)

Xingxing:

If that worker knew Shaolin D Dugu Nine Swords D, why is it so troublesome?

Mingfeng: The Dugu Nine Swords, that’s the Huashan School!

Xingxing: The world’s martial arts comes from Shaolin, haven’t you heard of it?

(Ming Feng, pretending to be an old monk, flew down and wrote the four words Shaolin Authenticity)

Xingxing:

Kung Fu is indeed suitable for men, women, old and young. Killing is just everyone’s misunderstanding of it. Kung Fu is more of an art and an unyielding spirit. So I have been looking for ways to repackage Kung Fu so that you, star-struck kids, can People can have a deeper understanding of kung fu...

Mingfeng: Okay, okay!!

Xingxing: I Not finished yet.

Mingfeng:

Almost, almost...I still have a few guests to meet. That’s it for today.

Xingxing: Hey, can you seize the opportunity? Cripples can also practice Kung Fu...

Ming Feng:

What are you lame about? Is your mother lame? What qualifications do you have, a fool, to say that I am lame?

Xingxing: Sorry

Mingfeng: Lame? Yes, I am lame

, how is it? Are you lame? Lame!

Lame your mother!!! (thrown the beer can, kicked into the sky by the stars, disappeared)

Ming Feng: What's wrong? What's wrong? Are you bluffing me? Are you afraid of you?

Worker: Do you want to collect this garbage? If not, I will give it to others

Xingxing: Collect it.

Worker: Just collect it quickly

12:38

A: Hey, help me, lift the refrigerator up.

Xingxing: OK, come on! (Kick the refrigerator onto it)

A: Oh! The legs are so powerful!

12:55

Scrap station: Two cents.

Xingxing: Two cents? I have cups and plates here...

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Stars:

This This is my sixth senior brother, Qinggong Water Floating. This is the famous football coach, Brother Feng.

Sixth Senior Brother: Hello, Brother Feng.

Ming Feng: What are you floating on?

Xingxing: Qinggong floats on water.

Mingfeng: Hello, Mr. Qing.

Sixth brother: Hey, brother, do you want to play football?

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Xingxing:

Yes.. If you are as light as a swallow and are floating on the water, we will be attacked by D on both sides. It can be said that there is no flaw!

Mingfeng: Are you really so sure?

Xingxing: Yes.

Mingfeng: Okay, are there any special weight loss pills?

Six Senior brother:

It’s useless. I have drooping brain caused by a cold. There is no solution. I have been so fat since my master passed away. Now let alone Qinggong,

I want to leave. No matter how fast you go.

Xingxing: I am a little fatter, but the problem is not big...

Sixth Brother:

Forget it Now, look at what I looked like before? Ever since I became like this, I haven’t even been able to pick up girls. You don’t understand this feeling.

Xingxing: I understand, so why am I not the same?

Sixth Senior Brother: No, newspapers and magazines say you have many girlfriends!

Xingxing: Isn’t that some newspaper?

Sixth Senior Brother:

I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing again. So after I got this disease, I often lost control. You don't need to worry about me, just go away.

Xingxing: Junior brother!

Six Junior Brother: Ah?

Xingxing: Give yourself some confidence, you can do it.

Sixth Junior Brother: Now everyone calls me Zhu Feibiao, but you are the only one who calls me Junior Brother,

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Thank you.

Customer:

Hey, Zhu Feibiao, help me take down the roll of red toilet paper above! (Toilet paper is piled up like a mountain)

That’s the red scroll. (Pointing to the top scroll)

The sixth junior brother tried to reach it, jumped hard, and threw himself on the pile of paper.

32:36

Second Senior Brother: Play football?

Xingxing:

Yes, Second Senior Brother. If your whirlwind mantis legs were used to kick defenders I'm sure,,,

Mingfeng: Is there no flaw...(contemptuous)

Xingxing: That's right.

Second Senior Brother : Looking at my current virtue, am I still a whirlwind mantis?

Xingxing:

Well...it doesn't matter if I'm a little rusty, as long as I have the fighting spirit, my martial arts will definitely come back!

Second Senior Brother:

But a while ago I saw you were still washing the toilet. Why did you switch to washing dishes again?

Second Senior Brother:

Why? I also want to ask this question.

I don’t understand why my dad is not Li Ka-shing? Why am I so handsome, but

I am losing my hair? You two are so ugly, but you are not losing your hair? Why did others have books to read when they were young

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But when I was a child, my father forced me to practice some bullshit martial arts?

Now that I have practiced, I wash toilets! Wash dishes! ! !

Stars:

Hey, Second Senior Brother, please calm down. In fact, your destiny is in your own hands.

Second Senior Brother:

Calm down? I’m not calm enough? What if I If you don't calm down, I will chop you two bastards to death with one knife. (Raising the knife to chop) Calm down? Huh!!

34:23 (Times Square rooftop)

Ming Feng:

Wow! It’s really good! Although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs! I didn’t expect that a trash guy like you can live on the rooftop of the 59th floor!

Good! It has a good quality of life. This kind of unit is very popular now. I have been looking for it for a long time but I can't find it. Hey, it's just this one

The air-conditioner is a bit noisy, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Hey! Please wait here for a while. Is it okay to have a room? Hello! Hello!

(Sitting next to Xingxing) Forget it, none of your brothers and sisters are decent. If you don’t come, just forget it and find someone else.

Xingxing: It’s all my fault, I can’t help them.

Mingfeng: Don’t say that, you trust me, a cripple, so much, I’m very grateful to you!

(Brothers John Woo enter the room)

36:27

Ming Feng:

I will train you to be football players in the shortest possible time. So. You must be serious and united!

Xingxing: Got it, kick the ball! (With one big foot, the football disappears)

36:50

Fourth Senior Brother: Hey, the ball fell!!

Xingxing: Are you finally willing to let it go? We have been waiting for more than an hour!

Mingfeng: What are you doing?

Xingxing: Kick the ball! ! !

Ming Feng: Where is the ball? (Everyone chases after him) (Blows the whistle and orders the stars) You, stand still! Shoot a ball here for me to see

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Xingxing: But the ball is over there.

Ming Feng: You also know that the ball is over there and you didn’t even touch it, so why are you kicking it? well! In fact, there are nothing more than four basics in kicking a ball: pass, stop, dribble, and shoot. ．

Xingxing: I understand! !

Mingfeng: Don’t move! You have to start from the basics.

Ming Feng: Yours, hey, yours. Control it!

If you make a fake move, fake it a little more, and the fake move will be fake! Fake a little more, fake a little more! !!

Xingxing: Coach, why don’t you let me practice?

Ming Feng: Hey, your feet are too strong and you can’t move them freely. You kicked the ball into the sky. If you were knocked off the plane, would you pay?

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Xingxing: I can’t afford to pay.

Ming Feng: Fatty Biao, let me borrow your eggs.

Sixth Junior Brother: Ah!

Ming Feng: Can you control the egg like a ball?

Xingxing: OK, come on.

Mingfeng: Come on.

(The egg broke on the foot)

Ming Feng; It’s difficult!

(Sixth Brother came from a distance)

41:36

Ming Feng:

Then, 30 minutes into the game, in the middle There is no break in the game. Everything is based on international football rules. I will be the match certificate. Do you have any objections?

Glasses:

Of course, the striker who was known as the golden right footer back then is leading some young players today. People come to play some friendly games with us, and it is our honor for you to be the witness.

We call him Brother Feng.

Everyone: Brother Feng!

Ming

Forward:

Hey, okay, okay, okay.. This young man had some collisions with your players before, so he planned to play football and compare skills.

Previous The grudges have been wiped out, they are very sincere!

Glasses:

From their neat uniforms and friendly eyes, I can completely feel the sincerity and sportsmanship. Thank you!

(dropped a wrench)

Don’t be nervous, I am a car mechanic myself, and this wrench is what I use to tighten screws, it makes sense!

Ming Feng: Yes, yes...

(Another hammer dropped)

Glasses:

Just like me What I just said is very logical as a car mechanic with a hammer by my side.

Ming Feng:

Okay, okay, your team’s style He is very famous in the amateur world, I completely understand.

Glasses: Those are just false names, just like floating clouds...

Ming Feng: Okay, okay... .Anyway, be careful!!!

Xingxing: Yeah

Mingfeng: Everyone shake hands!

The stadium is filled with bullets and bullets, and corpses are everywhere... ...just like the Normandy landing

45:46

Stars:

Calling the base, calling the base, being attacked by intensive firepower from the enemy, requesting immediate reinforcements, Requesting immediate reinforcements!!

(The sound of a helicopter)

Mingfeng: Get up... Get up!... Get up quickly!!! What are you doing?

Xingxing: They are shameless, coach!! Blow the whistle quickly!!

Ming Feng: I am the ball card, I will not blow!

Xingxing: Is there any law in this? Is it fair!!!

Ming Feng: (Showing the red card) You, come out!!

Ming Feng:

This is a test. If they can't even pass this level, they should stop playing football in the future!!

Xingxing: This is just playing football. Do you think it is a war?

Ming Feng: The real game is war...!!!

The stars are silent...the field is a mess