April Fool's Humor (27 Selected Sentences)

1, I am April Fool's Day, because I am specious.

The big joke of April Fool's Day is that no one plays jokes on me.

Who wants me to celebrate April Fool's Day, I won't pass Tomb-Sweeping Day!

It's April Fool's Day again, so you can confess to the person you like.

The sweet words of Tanabata deceived you, but the sincere words of April Fool's Day didn't impress you!

6. If you refuse my confession on April Fool's Day of 202 1, I will climb to your grave in Tomb-Sweeping Day and cry bitterly.

I prepared dinner for you in advance. Do you want to come? Tell me, say it. I read the text message, and the time limit has expired!

8, the first one is for money, die for money! Work hard for money all your life! The second part of the league loses money, loses money! One depends on money! No money is not good.

9. Report: You are not sleeping in the right position at this time. For your physical and mental health, please go back to sleep after getting up ... real-time monitoring system software on your mobile phone.

Starting from April 10 and April 1, the salary of all employees in the enterprise will be increased by 40%. Please collect part of the difference from April 1 to April 17:00 to the accountant. Happy Mother's Day!

1 1. Once, everyone was missing a leg at the dining table in the dormitory, so I padded it with a little turtle for one school year. Finally alive, two bastards called me an animal.

12, one spring river and one Jiang Tao, one mountain is high and one mountain is low. I sent a message to the embroidered pillow, and the straw bag must take out his mobile phone and look at it, realizing that I am a fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

13, I heard that you don't have the short message function, so I sent this short message for trial. If you receive and confirm that it is a short message instead of mine, please reply to me; I do! It's yours!

14, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck. Happy April Fool's Day.

15, I am a lonely tree. I have been standing by the roadside since ancient times, waiting alone, just hoping that one day you will pass by me, and it is a waste of time not to smash it. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. From the moment I met you, you should be very aware of your influence in my heart. Besides, others are actually a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are ... two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

17, since that meeting of 1, my eyes have never given up on you, and I am fortunate to be your beautiful woman. Today, I miss you 45 times, with 60% homesickness tears, 708 memories and 99 happy hearts. Say 10, today is April Fool's Day.

18 Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your smile, walking posture, happy appearance, charming appearance, and even the way you fell asleep, I still can't forget it! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you always lose your hair!

19, Dear customer, your mobile phone has cash withdrawal function at this stage. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If the ATM doesn't hear the business process, please hit the ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

20, April Fool's Day, I hope that life is like a fool's water, there are fools with abundant labor ability, and capital is stupid every month, and stupidity does not fall behind. Diet is full of stupidity. Kan Kan talked about it after a tea fool's meal, so the pain and stupidity disappeared. Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day, February 1, April1,I want to send you a happy rabbit to tease you, and I need to send you a happy rabbit to accompany you to a happy and sweet stop. April Fool's Day is specious, so I can see it. Is it difficult? Happy April Fool's Day!

22. It's sunny and breezy outside, and I can't help thinking of you again. You are so special, so charming. No matter where I go alone, my eye-catching rate is close to 100%. Did you come out naked again? Happy April Fool's Day!

Let me make it clear that I have three hearts for you: I want to love you wholeheartedly, I want to touch you sincerely, and I want to care about you. The second meaning: your words are my heart, and your wishes are my affection. I want to carry out half-hearted.

24. China Mobile Customer: Recently, due to network calibration, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't be connected temporarily, please drop it on the ground as hard as possible, and it will recover after repeated dialing. Happy April Fool's Day!

25, if the sky is affectionate, it will be old in 2 days. If the moon is flat and round, Jiang will continue to be diligent, and if he is not careful, he will follow in his footsteps! Knowing you is always the first day, and I feel more about you than ever before. Playing you is the source of a happy day in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!

26. Don't be crazy with me! Very easy to die! Don't pretend with me! Very vulnerable! Beat you up! Nobody! I can't kill you by myself. I want to turn you into Zhang Haidi! Or beat you into an Egyptian mummy! Let you face it! Beat you to the point where you can't stand on your own feet. Happy April Fool's Day!

27, one thing, want to open is a paradise on earth, can not let go is purgatory. If you live well, you need to work. Don't always take everything seriously, don't be stubborn, please don't be too face-saving and too petty. Don't care, it is an open-minded and generous, a natural and unrestrained. I don't care about you, just wish you a happy April Fool's Day.