What makes you feel better is super funny. Tell me about it.

1. One day we were sitting on the playground, and then my head touched his, so I rubbed it. Don't other couples think that's romantic! It's all Marisu! He said to me, who are you better than us here?

Lie to me that Harbin iron is sweet in winter, but fortunately it stopped me when I wanted to lick it.

Teach me to make frozen persimmons and frozen apples, and I can't find them the next day when I'm buried in a snowdrift.

4. Once, I said I wanted to eat cantaloupe. He said yes, then went downstairs and got on a scooter, and finally brought back a complete cantaloupe of more than ten kilograms.

Ask me out to play, I said, alas, the bag is so heavy, and he suddenly appeared sad expression. He took it and weighed it. It was really heavy. Then give me my bag back.

6. Wake me up at five o'clock in the morning and tell me that you brought me breakfast. The girls' dormitory in the school is closed, and the door has not been opened yet. I got up with a big breath, holding a bag of breakfast he handed me through the railing. Open. There are three steamed buns in it.

An impulsive girl like me should give me a lot of money to calm me down.

8. Looking back now, I feel that there will be a big wave of zombies coming soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet.

9. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips that day.

10. Friendship is very simple, that is, thinking about each other when eating delicious food, and then taking pictures and sending them to her.

1 1. Don't play tricks between girls. Anyway, we will go to the square dance together in a few decades.

12. My IQ is one of the best. Yes, your IQ is only suitable for the best.

13. If you see me staring at you in class, don't be shy. Actually, I am in a daze.

14. Master Kong is the most courageous, and thousands of people beat him every day.

15. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

16. If a girl says she likes you, please treat her well whether you like it or not. After all, she is blind.

17. Don't believe me every time I say I'll never talk to you again. Do I look like a man of principle?

18. "Ten Years" sang the fat man's heart: he wanted to be thin and shed tears.

19. I haven't watched TV in recent years. When I turned on the TV, I couldn't see. What role does Princess Zhu Huan play? Golden locks are emperors!

20. Behind every successful Altman, there are a group of little monsters who are beaten silently.

2 1. Mom! Help me, I can't breathe. What happened? I felt an invisible force gripping my throat. Don't wear autumn clothes backwards!

22. My poor grades are no longer a drag on the class, and I have already broken my legs in the class.

23. The biggest pain in life is that I experienced a super storm, not only didn't see the rainbow, but also caught a cold.

24. I haven't written for a long time. Now doing homework feels like the emperor has approved the throne.

25. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

28. Play dumb. If you do it well, you will be as stupid as you think. Well done, it is called deep.

Super-connotation funny. Tell me about it.

I can eat by my face, but I eat by my strength, which proves that I am better than you.

I don't want to be with you, just your heart.

Walking in the street, people always say I'm beautiful. I'm really sorry.

We agreed not to meet again, but in the end, no one can live without anyone.

A blind man will look at you sooner or later, which is too good for you.

I just want to be a quiet and beautiful man. Please don't bother me, ok?

Friends can help you, and girlfriends can help you several times.

I love you forever, for no reason, what one eye can do.

Only good-looking people are young, and only ugly people get acne.

In the face of love, we all learn step by step like newborn babies.

Men are just like the food in the canteen, which tastes bad, but they will be gone if they go late.

Since I no longer love, why should I come into my world again?

There is a kind of happiness that I have entered your blacklist.

There is a kind of love called no connection, which makes love sleep in the long river of memory.

I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

Are you sad without me? You always feel something is missing.

I passed so many people, and my clothes were all scratched, and there was no spark.

I am not a omnipotent robot, please don't tell me what to do.

If you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize my path.

Thank you for teaching me all the way. I've always regarded you as a stepping stone.

Every time I finish quarreling with others, I always feel that I didn't play well and want to quarrel again.

Life is so short, why bother to embarrass yourself?

The biggest regret in life is that you can't kiss your face.

You have always disliked me, and if there is nothing wrong with me, I will still have a crush on you.

I just love you very much, but you just don't know it.

Life is like Park Youchun's hairstyle. You never know what tomorrow will bring.

It's not that our feelings are gone, but that your heart is gone.

Don't hang yourself from a tree, try to die several times in several nearby trees.

Feeling is feeling. If you feel right, be brave together.

Smile is my most extravagant expression, and I will drown it with the disasters in my life.

I still remember that we were happy in those years, but we lacked the courage to be together.

Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

I believe we will always love each other, because we don't know each other's weaknesses.

Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

I didn't know until I lost it. You have been deeply imprinted in my heart.

The so-called indestructible love is actually like a paper tiger, with a broken barrel.

Life is so short, but it will be so long, so we should savor it.

What is redundancy? A cotton-padded jacket in summer can be replaced by a fan in winter.

Some things are not unknown, but what can you do if you know?

Remember, only mosquitoes will never leave you this season.

We agreed not to leave, but you left me anyway.

Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.

I just want to be with you forever, just because this moment is happy.

No matter how powerful I become, you are still my deadliest.

Life is long, why don't we be more real?

Height is such a thing that everyone is more than one meter. What's there to ask?

Some things are tired of hearing, just like some people are tired of living.

Classic quotations that make people feel comfortable.

1, being jealous of others will not add any benefits to yourself. Envy of others does not reduce their achievements. Tell one lie and make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother?

3. Being able to say but not doing is not true wisdom.

It's a great loss to hate others.

5. When you persuade others, no matter how good it is, if you don't care about others' self-esteem.

6. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

7. When you know that you are confused, you are not pitiful. When you are confused, you are the most pitiful.

8, people are not bad, just habits, everyone has habits, but the depth is different. As long as he has a good heart, forgive him if he can, and don't treat him as a bad person.

9. Love is not charity. You can't just give it to others. Feelings have no formula, no principle and no reason to follow. But people are still insisting and pursuing until they die.

10, there is no need to look back and see who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?

1 1, don't be too sure of your opinion, so you will have fewer regrets.

12, if you can find your own shortcomings as accurately as others, then your life will be extraordinary.

13, the more you pay attention to others, the less you pay attention to yourself, understand? ?

14, you should always thank all beings who have given you adversity.

15. If you want to know about the sword robbery in the world, listen to the midnight sound of the butcher's door. Don't just blame yourself for being ill, but look at how many sentient beings have died by your sword.

16, it is shameful to cover up your shortcomings by hurting others.

17, you should tolerate people who have different opinions with you, so that life is easier. It will be painful for you if you keep trying to change him. Learn how to put up with him. You must learn how to tolerate him.

18, don't try to guess what others think. If there is no correct judgment with wisdom and experience, mistakes will usually be made.

19, people who can think of others are never lonely.

20. You should thank the person who told you your shortcomings.

2 1. Why did you put the poison in the same bottle? The same psychology, why are you full of troubles?

22. People suffer because they pursue the wrong things.

23. If you insist on taking simple things seriously, you will be miserable.

24. If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. Because of my heart, I can't let go.

When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can cheat you.

26, how many people want to leave this world, will say the same sentence, this world is really helpless and desolate!

27. Living in the applause of others is a person who can't stand the test.

To admit one's greatness is to admit one's ignorance.

29. Listen carefully to what others say, and don't express your opinions in a hurry.

30. Tell more jokes and handle things with a humorous attitude, and life will be easier.

3 1. A person who is full of jealousy, dishonest in heart and incorrect in speech cannot be regarded as a person with correct facial features.

32. Don't say that others are pitiful, but you are even more pitiful. What about your own practice? What do you know about life?

Don't always be dissatisfied with others, but always review yourself. If you are dissatisfied with others, it is yourself who suffers.

You should always forgive all beings, no matter how bad they are, even if they have hurt you, you must let go to get real happiness.

35. If you don't forgive all beings, you will suffer yourself.

36. People who create opportunities are brave. He who waits for an opportunity is a fool.

37. If a person can't forgive others from the heart, he will never feel at ease.

38. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't.

Don't confuse arrogance with your wisdom. Don't let your modesty lack wisdom.

40, people who don't take a shower, hard perfume will not be fragrant. Fame and honor come from real talent and knowledge. Germany is naturally fragrant.

4 1. People who think they own wealth are actually owned by wealth.

42. Don't waste your life where you will regret it.

43. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so we should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

44. People who are full of their own opinions and ideas will never hear other people's voices.

45. The world is inherently painful, without exception.

46. To know a person, you can know whether he is sincere only by seeing whether his starting point and destination are consistent.

47. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

48. It takes only one sentence to destroy a person, but a thousand words to cultivate a person. Please have mercy.

49. It is better to accept it than to reject it as a fact.

If you can't get it, we will always think that he is beautiful, because you know too little about him and have no time to get along with him. One day, when you know it better, you will find that it is not as beautiful as you think.

5 1, there is only tact in this world, not tact.

52. Everyone has a life, but not everyone knows life and even cherishes it. Life is a punishment for people who don't understand life.

53. Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like.

54. Time will pass. Let time wash away your troubles!

55. People who have insufficient blessings often hear right and wrong; Those who have enough blessings have never heard of right or wrong.

56. When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal.

57. If you let go, you will have no worries.

58. Emotional attachment is the cause of distress. Only by letting go of your emotional attachment can you feel at ease.

59. The truth of life is hidden in the plain.

60. Forgiving others means leaving room for manoeuvre in your mind.

6 1, fate is not to muddle along, but to do our best to listen to destiny.

Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept them easily.

63. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.

64. People who always distort the goodwill of others are hopeless.

65. Adversity is a necessary process of growth. People who are brave enough to accept adversity will become stronger and stronger.

A good mood that can make you feel better.

1, we can never go back! We can't have another childhood; There can be no junior high school; There can be no more first love; There can be no happiness, happiness, sadness and pain in the past. Yesterday, a second ago, it was impossible to go back. Life is an out-of-print movie that can't be played back.

2, forget that person, it is better to forget yourself, tell yourself, not afraid that he will forget, but afraid that one day he will think of you again. Years take away memories, but memories will become clearer and clearer. One day, he turns to tell you that he has been thinking about you. Don't believe it, because he is not the same person, and you are no longer the same person.

3. The road of life depends on your own choice step by step. When you are young, don't think nothing and don't think too much. Thinking too much will ruin you. I believe that on the road to success, the saddest thing is to be able to stand loneliness and endure loneliness. There is always a way for you to go alone. You are strong and brave. Maybe this process will last for a long time, but if you survive, the final success belongs to you.

4. When you can understand one thing, it means that you have grown up; When you can see one thing clearly, it means that you are enlightened; When you can see through one thing, it shows that you are rational; When you can see through one thing, it means that you are mature; When you can see through one thing, it means you are finished; When you can look down on one thing, it means that you have put it down!

5, some scars, scratched on the hand, become a past tense after healing; Some scars, scratched in my heart, even if scratched gently, will remain in my heart; Some people, close at hand, have no chance in life, and there always seems to be an unbearable pain; Some regrets are destined to be borne for a lifetime. In life, there are always some beautiful feelings broken around us, but those cracks remain at the moment when we look back at the end of the year.

6. Believe that you are blessed, but don't deliberately have it; Believe that you are strong, but don't refuse tears; I believe there are good people in the world, but we should guard against bad people; Believe that money can bring happiness, but don't waste your life; Believe in sincerity, but don't accuse all hypocrisy; Believe in success, but don't run away from failure; Believe in fate, but don't wait blindly; Believe in love, but do not seek perfection; Believe in God, but don't forget to lock the door.

7. There are some people who pass by us in life, but they don't have time to meet; Met, but it was too late to get to know each other; Know each other, but it's too late to know each other; I'm familiar with it, but I still have to say goodbye.

8. Be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be kind to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

9. Maybe one day in a noisy city, when we pass by, I will stop and stare at the distant figure and tell myself that I once loved that person!

10, if I suddenly disappear, will you look for me like crazy because you are sad that you can't find me? Will you click on my space countless times to see the traces I left? Will you wait for me? I believe I will come back to you. Do I really disappear, and you will find that there is another me around you? I don't want you to know, I don't want to be found by others, so I disappeared quietly.

1 1, an unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget; A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

12, the pain in our hearts always heals unconsciously, although we have painfully vowed never to forget.

13, because we are so used to wearing masks in front of others that we eventually disguise ourselves in front of ourselves.

14, friends with deep feelings and deep kindness will gradually fade away when they are far apart. It's not that our hearts have changed, nor that we no longer regard each other as friends. It's just that we are far away and can't enjoy our joys and sorrows. It turns out that we are so far away, only greetings are left. Greetings are still good, at least we have never forgotten each other.

15, some people always stare at themselves, and they can't see far if they are tall; Always like to complain, but also annoying others. Where is the sweetness without bitterness? Not as fragile as glass, but as transparent as crystal, as brilliant as the sun and as strong as wintersweet. Since you open your eyes and enjoy the coolness of the wind, don't complain about the tiny grains of sand in the wind.

16, how many people are saying that I will wait for you, waiting for the day when you change your mind; I will wait for you, waiting for the day when you are willing to be with me; I will wait for you, waiting for the day when you leave that person to come to me; I will wait for you, but do people ever know that there are few loves in the world that can really wait!

17. Love is a lamp, while friendship is a shadow. When the light goes out, you will find shadows all around you. A friend is someone who gives you strength in the dark.

18, the road of life depends on step by step. What can really protect you is your own choice. Look down on everything, see through everything, everything is lost, and the last second has passed; Nothing can be left, so don't look back, only happiness and happiness now. Your life is not for others, you should make the right choice for yourself.

19, life is like a cup of tea. It won't last forever. But it will always be bitter for a while. Without the bitterness of the beginning, there is no sweetness afterwards. Bitterness and sweetness, like a symphony, are integrated into our lives. To refuse suffering is to close the sweet door. You know, the higher you climb, the more thorns you walk through. That's true. Not sad acceptance. Let's meet happily. Two postures, two lives, and your own life is up to you.

20, some words, the speaker speaks, the listener is tempted. We should learn to manage our own life, not just muddling along every day, but enjoying every day. If you have a simple mind, you will have the mind to manage your life; If life is simple, you will have time to enjoy it. It is not difficult to live simply, just know how to live for yourself, live for beauty and do for happiness.

2 1, anything, anyone, will become the past, don't let it go. Don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory. Relax yourself properly, find an outlet, and decompress the tired mind. People worry because they have a good memory and remember things they shouldn't remember.

22. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. In the end, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried so hard to forget. If you make it clear, you will be relieved, but every time you will unconsciously think of the person who gave you warmth; Often, I always see the reality when I am intoxicated with a smile, and I think of pain. Then, the cold feeling can no longer warm up, and my heart is finally tired. That is the reality. I was drunk once, but I finally woke up. I'm walking, but I can't find my way.

23. I know that when I look back on the past, those tears will look ridiculous; But I don't know that when I look back, those laughter can also make me cry.

24, forgiveness, forgiveness does not mean forgetting, nor does it mean forgiving, but letting yourself live; Loneliness is not whether you have friends, but whether you have people in your heart.

25. When love draws endless ellipsis, who should thank who gave each other freedom and who should blame who didn't keep each other? A few years later, decades later, when the years are old and beautiful, who still remembers the vows of eternal love? The gains and losses of those youthful years have long since passed. However, in the corner of a certain time, an unintentional encounter will still arouse a small ripple in my heart. All that remains is to compromise and give up, and no one can do anything about it.

26, solitude: when a person is alone, it is very quiet, very quiet; When you are alone, you will feel lonely, fill the wounds at night with the past, and then giggle at your innocence; When you are alone, you are free and unaffected, and the small world walks at will; Be strong when you are alone, and hold your head high when you have no shoulders to lean on. No one loves himself more than himself. When we are alone, we smile, walk with a smile and face with a smile.

27. Sometimes, some people leave without saying goodbye. Sometimes, some things can be understood without asking. Sometimes, some roads will get longer if you don't take them. Always staring at the former space in a daze, those who agreed not to separate have left, turned around and become strangers. Familiar, quiet, quiet, leave, leave, strange, strange, disappear, disappear, strange.

28. The saddest thing for people is not to lose too much yesterday, but to be immersed in yesterday's sadness. The stupidest thing about people is not that they didn't find the trap in front of them, but that they fell in again for the second time. The loneliest thing for a person is not that the person he is waiting for hasn't come yet, but that the person has gone out from his heart.

29. The past is always lingering, but the future is lingering. Eyes full of confusion, infinite emptiness. Look at the sighing cliff and drink a bowl of dream woman soup. Who cries in reincarnation, who is speechless in the world. Who prays in front of the Buddha, who wishes under the meteor. The night is deep and will pass away. But it will come back, just like sadness accompanied by memories. Dust flying, quicksand flying all over the sky, obliterating the memory, pain can be forgotten, but injury can not be forgotten.

30. Our happiness lies not in how many people we have, but in how much determination we have. Sometimes, money can't buy happiness, but it is a rope that binds the soul; Power can't buy happiness, but it is a hotbed of pain; High status can't change happiness, but it is a barrier to block the horizon. True happiness is embedded in ordinary life and embodied in ordinary details. We need to find it with sincerity, warm it with true feelings and care for it with true love.

3 1, many days, I fell in love with sadness, a person's sadness, a person's lonely sadness at night, sad music, sad words, and the sound of finding my heart. It is always too easy to rely on someone, and the result is often loneliness. Too much care about a person, emotions are often controlled, and the rest is only heartache. Why are you sad? I don't know. It's just so sudden. Perhaps, listening to a song when you are sad is soothing your heart and hurting it.

When life is a mess, please turn off your mood. The future is always full of thorns, and dreams are always out of reach. If life brings you some difficulties, don't complain. Even if you can't stop complaining, you should complain as little as possible and have a more positive attitude. Complaining is like shooting yourself in the foot, which is bad for others, bad for yourself and useless.

33. Be patient and strong; One day, your suffering will help you. Every today will be a memory of tomorrow. In a person's life, no one is proud of everything, and everything is beautiful, indifferent and optimistic. Learn to cherish every day in order to have a regretless tomorrow. In the process of life, keep a normal mentality, be indifferent and simple, and you will be happy!

34. Nothing in the world is perfect. If you think about it carefully, it is perfect. Happiness lies in the bits and pieces of life. It is a feeling from the bottom of my heart, often hidden in many small things. Many times it is a throb that touches the depths of the heart, but it is full of sweet feelings. Then, the taste of happiness overflowed.

35. If you can't stand the pain, you can't see happiness. Pursuit is a goal, an ideal and a fantasy that can never be realized. Pursuit doesn't matter whether it is high or low. Have you ever had an ideal or fantasy in life? No matter whether ideals and fantasies can be realized, life can't be without goals and pursuits.

Life is like a book, only the more you read, the more refined you write. By the time I saw it, I was already open-minded and everything didn't matter. There is no good or bad right or wrong in books, only good or bad, probably because their books are self-taught, self-edited and self-read. After a long time of enlightenment, the things in the books are amazing; Without consciousness, there is no lasting appeal.

37. In the journey of life, everyone has been confused and confused. Life is impermanent. All gains and losses stem from personal desire and understanding. Don't care, or blindly follow the crowd, or parrot-learn, don't know why, or don't understand, but lose the original intention. Life is a hard journey, and we practice it by feeling.

38. If you miss the person in front, you will have a chance to meet the person behind. Fate can never be predetermined. In this world, without pain, people can only have humble happiness. Life needs stability and enough time to reflect, so as to become more perfect and excellent. Life needs accumulation, and only by looking back often can it be sublimated in the gains and losses of taste and ups and downs.

39. Sometimes I don't understand, just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it; Sometimes it's not that I don't understand, but that there's nothing I can do, so I keep silent. Some words are suitable for hiding in the heart; Some pain, suitable for silent forgetting; Some memories are only suitable for occasional aftertaste. A lot of things, experienced, it is good to know.

40. People can afford to buy and put it down. It is survival to take up, and life to put down; What you can afford is ability, but what you can put down is wisdom. Some people can't afford it, and it doesn't matter if they can't put it down; Some people can afford it, but they can't let it go. If you can't afford it, you will accomplish nothing; If you can't let it go, you will be exhausted. Everything except life can't be taken away at all in the end. It's better to put it down early than late.

4 1, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can forget it slowly. Life is full of ups and downs. In the face of these problems, there is only acceptance and patience. This is a test of our life. There are two attitudes towards the pressure that life gives us: one is to accept it happily and positively, and the other is to accept it negatively and dejectedly.

42. Life is a practice, and practice is a heart. If the heart is soft, everything will be perfect; If the heart is clean, the situation will be better; Life will be happy only if the heart is happy. No matter what you live, don't put the blame on others, all the joys and sorrows are caused by yourself. If you are broad-minded, your troubles will naturally be less, your life will naturally be smooth, and your life will be harmonious and comfortable.

43. Some things are lost, which is more unforgettable than having them. On the road of life, the best is not necessarily the best for us. The most suitable, that is the real best. If you know, you can love and be together. Maybe we all liked someone once and loved a flower. In fact, in the process of our growth, as long as we have loved and liked, it is beautiful.

44. Be a simple person and take the road of happiness. The so-called growth means that you can accept yourself more and more, get along with lonely yourself, lost yourself and frustrated yourself better, and accept it before you face it. Everyone will be down sometimes, but don't let it affect your progress, become a person you like better, and then meet someone who doesn't need to please.

45, fate will not owe anyone, look into the distance, whose head has a blue sky; Looking down, everyone has a sea of flowers in their hearts. The only constant in this world is change. Do anything you think of, never wait, never delay. No one can take the road of life again. Today, although it is not the best, it is a place where we can work hard. Time is changing, and the key is to grasp the present.