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Ask seniors to introduce a digital camera!

1. Sony's workmanship is really good, but repair rate is very low.

Even if you are careful, Fuji will still leak ash.

3. Canon Canon's scenery is a little gray.

4. Nikon Nikon's light is poor, and the portrait is red.

Kodak Kodak has the feeling of oil painting, but the direct printing effect is very good.

6. Olympus, Minolta has a strong sense of granularity.

7. The overall images of casio Casio and richo are gray, and the images are not very clear.

8. If you don't understand ps, the effect of low-end dslr is not as good as that of consumer flagship.

9. So far, 300w pixels is enough. 10 inch (Canon Canon, Nikon, Fuji Fuji) development is fine.

10. Develop good photos and spend this money to bring you more things.

1 1. Print the good photos to 7 inches, 10 inches. The effect of big photos will be very good.

12. Many Kodak print shops outside use powder to prepare liquid medicine.

13. The Kodak portrait was printed and restored, and the scenery of Fuji was restored. Don't choose Konica. After three years, the photos will be in a mess.

14.AA battery may be useless if it is frozen once in a cold place. AA batteries can be used as scrap iron and can be placed on the front and back stages with wires. Lithium batteries can be frozen in the refrigerator when they are used as waste.

15. Distortion and dispersion will occur in telephoto and wide angle.

16. The telephoto end is slow to focus, but sneak shots are really suitable.

17. Generally, wide angle is used more than telephoto.

18. The portrait is best shot at the focal length of 80- 1 10. This focal length will not make the photographer nervous, and it is not easy to deform (few machines do not have this focal length now).

19. The fixed focus machine is not easy to scratch, fast to capture, good in imaging and not deformed.

20. Spend some money to buy a card, and you are willing to buy a machine of several thousand yuan. A few hundred dollars for a card is nothing. Don't take photos of 100w with a 500w machine. 1g card, over 600 yuan.

2 1. Use your machine more, it won't break, it will only break.

22. Generally, the shutter life is about 3w times. Basically, it's broken without this amount.

23. The portability of the small machine is really convenient. Don't care about the manual function when buying a small machine.

24. Buy a dslr and pay attention to your favorite lens. The fuselage will definitely change in the future. Buy a machine for the lens, not the other way around.

25. Unless you are a big machine, a light tripod will be more practical.

26. If you think mm is beautiful, ask generously to take photos of each other and leave your email address. The sneak shot rate is not high, and if it is found, it will be regarded as a pervert.

27. Don't buy the machine, it will definitely reduce the price; Don't buy the machine after it stops production, you may buy refurbished goods.

28. Buy the machine and use it for a week every day. If it doesn't go wrong, it is unlikely to go wrong in the future.

29. It is better to buy a machine you like than to buy a machine that others say is good.

30. The data are not convincing. There are many factors in machine imaging. Don't trust the data