Humorous, funny, talking about taking pictures

Humorous, funny, talking about taking pictures

I've been suffering from the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at my age. I'm so tired. Humorous and funny, I'll bring you pictures. I hope you like them.

Humorous talk about appreciation 1. The teacher said after class: Is there anything else you don't understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time?

I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. I bury my wife in the soil in spring, but I will in autumn? Be shot

Don't stare at me. Think of yourself as a palette.

4.？ What can you do besides eating? Will you be hungry?

Turn off the cell phone and computer. If anyone can find me, I'll go with her to get a marriage certificate.

6. In primary school, we would buy a yearbook, and students would usually write on the second page: Remember to invite me to a wedding reception when I grow up. Draw another smiling face.

7. Look at a beautiful MM, but there is no way to strike up a conversation. Pick up a brick by the roadside and step forward. Classmate, did you drop this?

8. At present, the three most popular diseases are procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder and difficult choice. To put it bluntly, it is lazy, cheap and poor.

9. I don't know when to start. I like to describe my mood in words.

10. Men can't get used to it, and the more they get used to it, the worse it gets. Women are favored, and the more they are favored, the more balls they have.

1 1. After the vicissitudes of life, why do we prefer to be strangers when we are as lonely as ever?

12. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

13. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips that day.

14. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

15. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back, and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back. You turned around and said in surprise, Ah, it's you!

16. Whoever lets me celebrate April Fool's Day, I will let him visit Tomb-Sweeping Day.

17. Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going.

18. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

Humorous and funny talk about the selection of 1 The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the canteen at the door.

2. I fell in love with dice when playing cards, cups when drinking, quilts when sleeping, socks when wearing shoes, and became a prince when I was complacent. When I miss you, I think of your boys and old friends. How have you been recently? I wish you happiness!

3. Why do I often cry? Because my deskmate always insults me.

If you are my vegetable, I'm sorry, I don't want to eat vegetables recently. Besides, you're not my type?

Forgetting is a luxury, but remembering is a torture.

6. That time I tried to look out of the window like a Korean heroine by the bus, and the bad road conditions turned me into a concussion.

7. You are great. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

8. I have no pot. If I had a pot, I would stew you!

9. I like to eat when I am unhappy. When I eat, I get fat. When I get fat, I will be unhappy.

10. The public toilet is full and my stomach hurts. Someone finally came out. Just as I was about to squat down, I heard an aunt scolding me: Young people are not sensible and don't give up their seats to the elderly. The young man said, auntie, this is a public toilet, not a bus!

1 1. My friend said that single dog was hurt by the second half-price advertisement. I said single dog, that's your business, and we single pigs said it's just right to eat two.

12. Four tragedies in life: too poor to do bad things, too ripe to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat, and too sleepy to sleep.

Humorous and funny 1. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

2. The bus sat in the middle of the last row, without any obstacles in front, suddenly braked and rushed directly to the driver from the tail, accompanied by the screams of killing pigs all the way.

Thank you for your hypocrisy and sincerity, and thank you for making the lies come true.

I am single-celled, not feminine, thick-skinned, poor in figure, and like to make trouble without reason.

5. Put down your posture in exchange for respect and trust, and gain understanding and support; Put down your airs, win applause and hearts, and achieve success and joy; Let go of fame and fortune, then you can relax your mind and life and have happiness and happiness!

6. Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease.

Starting from today, everyone can call me a new English name: My God? Mei Tianli? Visenmo? Is Remo handsome? Handsome, brilliant, brilliant? Crazy? Step on Ma Shuai.

8. If you shout in the street? Bitch? Definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn her head!

9. Teacher: Why are you late? Student: I was attacked by gangsters. Teacher: Oh, my God! Did they take anything from you? Student: My homework.

10. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has ever seen me take a step back?

1 1. My enthusiasm is limited, so you should hurry.

12. Mosquitoes died in the soup, which was quite vigorous.

13. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

14. Don't spoil the word youth, you are in early autumn.

15. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red.

16. If you have money, you will lose your home. If you have no money, you will worship God.

17. Those who destroy will not die, and those who destroy will not die.

18. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply a stain on academics and vulgar!

19. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent.

20. Let me ask you, do you usually wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand after defecation? Right hand. ? What? ! I thought you wiped it with paper! ?

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