Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - The whole world will watch us happy.

The whole world will watch us happy.

When you are not around, you can't see my tears.

If I can get away from the noise of the city. I will play the prosperity and end of the world alone …

My mood changes every day, but it is all because of you.

Berthing near the coast, there is tenderness that your smile can't touch. Spread life, roam and be bored in a random space.

See how deep a man is and how much he can change for you. 、

Women please themselves. Who is Yihua red makeup for?

In my world, I need you and only you.

I don't think I care who you loved.

I was waiting for a word from you, but you didn't speak.

Lasting love comes from true love in each other's hearts and is based on equality.

My serious answer is often regarded as a false smile.

I don't know if it's right or wrong, but I just want to rely on you. I always do.

I am weak and unable to keep you, so I have to turn around and let you go.

I like your smile, but I can only miss it silently.

In that year, who boasted that I would be happy all my life? After things have changed, do you still remember those vows that swayed in the wind and waves?

Natural selection, survival of the fittest, too much helplessness, can only be silent, put everything in the bottom of my heart and continue to go on.

Love you forever for more than one day, this is my oath to you.

Even if the flowers on the other side wither and wither again, someone will pick them up.

The so-called woman is not a change in appearance, but a change in her heart, which is maturing step by step.

The loneliness of youth is the ornament of life, and youth without loneliness is sad.

I live with broken memories.

Berthing near the coast, there is tenderness that your smile can't touch. Spread life, roam and be bored in a random space.

I'm not mature enough to forgive those who betray me.

You know that. There is no breath of you in this city. Even if I try to feel it ...

Maybe some people don't like to show their emotions, but those people are my favorite, without emotions and not so tired.

We are relatively speechless. We choose silence to forget.

The whole world will watch us happy.

I woke up and saw the sun. I know everything will be fine.

Get used to your cold and heartless attitude.

You always touch my deepest memory, no matter how realistic I pretend to be.

Love words that make your wife the happiest woman in the world.

1. Kiss her often when she is not looking.

Hold her hand when crossing the street. Even if we fight.

Be sure to have your own house, even if it is not big.

Listen to her favorite songs, watch her favorite movies and be moved with her.

Let her lie on your lap and stroke her hair.

Sing to her while she is in the shower, so that she won't feel bored.

7 coax her to eat nutritious food that she doesn't like.

Use a couple's toothbrush and secretly exchange yours for hers.

When she is tired, pinch her shoulders and feet, and then scratch her soles to make her happy.

10 secretly recorded her walking around sleeping. Whether she cheated or threatened, she just didn't delete it.

1 1 hug her for no reason.

12 I must read her writing carefully and understand the inside.

13 cook her favorite dishes at the weekend and then take a walk.

14 Carry her in public or stop to hug her.

15 walking on the street won't be more than 1 meter away from her.

16 When entering the dining room door or leaving the library, be sure to pull the door for her and let her go first.

17 accompany her to buy food and bargain, while she cooks and you cook soup.

18 Cover her with a quilt while she is half asleep and half awake. When she wakes up, watch her fall asleep first, and then kiss her forehead.

19 Serve her hot brown sugar water at her special time, and then watch TV casually.

Call her once in a while in the morning, listen to her lazy voice and ask her what she wants to eat and take it back to her.

2 1 Give her a cute nickname. Only you can call her.

The background of mobile phone and computer must be her photo or your group photo.

Nicknames on mobile phones must be different from others. Her sister will envy you if you call her.

Comb her childish hairstyle at home and call her daughter.

If you are on a business trip, you must bring something to her. It's not expensive, but it proves that you miss her all the time.

She must fasten her seat belt first when she gets on the bus, and then pull it herself.

When she wants to let go, be sure to hug her for a while.

You will never let her go, even if you are unreasonable, you must ensure her safety.

You can talk to her when you are in a bad mood. If you don't want to talk, you can hug.

Just served food must pretend to eat, give her more.

3 1 When she is helpless, you can accompany her to climb the mountain and watch the sunset.

Never have a cold war after a quarrel. After coaxing her, tell her that you are doing her good.

I like her hug you when she sleeps, but she turns her back and must turn around and hug you again.

Take pictures of her while she is doing housework and tell her that wearing an apron is also beautiful.

If she is ill, she must take good care of her, because she is the most vulnerable at this time and will make her a lot of soup.

There must be a picture of her in the wallet.

When I come back from work, I will definitely say loudly: Wife, I am back.

In the middle of the night, I deliberately pulled the quilt to my side to make her closer to myself.

Listen to her say that you should eat on time, drink more water and eat more fruits, say that she is wordy and then kiss her.

When it thunders, hold her in your arms and sleep, saying, I'm afraid.

4 1 Help her wipe the cream and jam left when eating.

Leave a stubble and prick it when you kiss her.

Take care of her carefully in front of her friends and let them know that her choice is right.

Take care of her in front of her friends, and don't let her feel that you left her out.

Accompany her to visit her favorite city or country in her lifetime.

When she is in a daze, cooking, mopping the floor, or lying on the balcony, you will hold her behind you.

Don't let her say she is sorry. Tell her it's an imperial edict. But you can use "your husband is so kind" instead.

Even in winter, when she says you are thirsty, you will slip out of bed to help her get water, but when you come back, she must help you warm up.

When she doesn't have much money in her purse, you will show it to her and say, buy me a pair of socks and keep the change.

Make her fall in love with the game you love and the team you love.

5 1 Get a pet together.

Write an article where she can see it.

Take her to amusement parks, cinemas, libraries, museums, comic books and small bars.

There is a song about our story. I sing every time I go to KTV.

When she wants to discuss something with you, or say something unhappy, she must put down what she is holding and listen carefully.

If one day she wants to leave you, you will keep her and let her go. Tell her to come to you when she is wronged.

Get along with her with a grateful heart. When you want to lose your temper, you should learn to be patient.

When it rains, take an umbrella, step on the spray, and keep pace to prevent the weather from affecting her mood.

Go to the restaurant and order her favorite dishes. If she can't order, just order what she hasn't eaten and shout delicious or not.

Praise her in front of your friends and parents. Whether she is present or not.

6 1 When she ignores you, imitate her movements, her voice, her expression and what she said when she was coquetry.

Take her home. Be sure to send her to the door and tell her to pick her up tomorrow.

Never stare at other women in front of her, and never get caught watching porn.

She can always conjure up a piece of candy she likes at any time.

If something happens to you one day, I hope she can find someone to love her and take care of her for you.

Crazy enough to touch QQ all over the world and talk about mood.

There is always a person who is sad and happy when he is mentioned.

Those who leave will never come back, and those who come back are no longer perfect.

Falling in love with a city is probably because someone you love lives here.

I don't want to teach you how to cherish by leaving.

As long as a person no longer wants anything, he can put everything down.

There is always a person who lives in the bottom of my heart, but disappears in life forever.

I feel that I don't lack anything, but when I think about it, I have nothing.

What I can't forget is my memory, what I continue is my life, and what I miss is just passing by.

Some roads don't know how beautiful the scenery is until you go on.

All right, scar, forget about the pain. I won't keep doing this.

After a long time and a long distance, everything will fade.

Life is not a one-way street, one road is impassable, you can turn.

I can entertain myself alone or live a good life.

Some roads are far away, and it will be very tiring to walk on them. However, if you don't leave, you will regret it.

A person's life is always crazy about one person.

Our youth will soon pass, so don't be on tenterhooks all day.

I know. Good luck in life, for a right person.

Uncontrollable emotions, my heart was hurt by memories again.

We can finally take advantage of the relationship with strangers. I've been together all my life.

Is there anyone willing to accompany me crazy, crazy to move the whole world?

No matter how strong I become, you are still my weakness.

Feelings have no results, so why wait for self-love?

That year, the future was so far away that there was no shape, and we had no worries at all.

I smile, when I am sad and desperate, I only smile.

No matter how much you pay, if you don't love or not, if you love or get hurt.

When I'm alone. I forgot that I was still alone.

Being liked by the person you like is a miracle in my opinion.

Pat my heart hard and let everything go to zero in this loud noise.

At first, everyone believed that they would not invest, but in the end, it was not beyond redemption.

Not all pains need to be shouted, not all regrets need to be filled.

Cherish everyone around you who is kind to you, because they could not have done so.

My love is only one, either I don't give it or I give it all.

Love a person with the cleanest and most thorough courage at this age.

The promise I made is still in my ears, but you are no longer with me.

Waiting is not to let you come back, but to make an excuse not to leave.

Love is only a person's business, and you know it well.

If I push you away coldly, can you hold on a little longer?

I'm not sad, anyway, everyone is lonely in the end.

I'm fine, not bad, not surprised or happy, but everything is fine.

Even if you are unhappy, you will never disturb the happiness of others. This is the principle.

Is there anyone willing to accompany me crazy, crazy to move the whole world?

Maturity may not gain anything, but it will definitely lose something.

Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.

I dare not show my concern, because I am not sure whether you are here or not.

When you see through everything, you know that losing is more practical than having.

When two people get along, what gets along well is called a story, and what gets along badly is called an accident.

I have my own preferences, principles and beliefs.

Melancholy is when you have something to say in your heart, but you don't know who to tell it to.

There is a person, no matter how much you miss him, you just can't see him.

At the age of dreaming, I always expect to meet a boy.

When a person is uncomfortable, all that appears around him is air.

I just found out that love is not true.

I want to wake up one day, sunshine, sunshine, love and you.

Life is simple, don't regret making a decision.

How afraid I am of getting used to a person's good, and then being mercilessly abandoned.

You never know how good you are if you don't push yourself.

What you want is a heart. It doesn't matter whether it's mine or not.

A song has always been on the music list, and a person has always been in my heart.

If the whole world is happy.

I have thought about the word "special efforts", and it seems that I have only achieved the first four words.

The so-called perfect marriage means that the man is finished and the woman is beautiful.

Even if it is cold, others will make zongzi, and we will dress up as cones.

Don't say you don't know me. It happens that I don't know you either. It is really fate.

I thought I wanted a career, but now I find that all I want is salary.

In another hundred years, I will grow into a towering green onion.

Inexplicable backache, is the old woman pregnant?

Donor, if you bully the poor, you will disgrace Jesus!

If the whole world were happy, there would be no such word as breaking up.

Memories are like old newspapers, which are worthless tomorrow.

A simple sentence touched my heart.

As long as a person no longer wants anything, he can put everything down.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

Love after lack of oxygen, careless tears are unnecessary.

Obviously care, but pretend not to care again and again.

Time has slowly destroyed my feelings for you, although it is a bit perfect.

Unforgettable love, we can't forget each other

I know love is unreliable, but I still try my best to jump in.

Nowadays, advertisements are really cheap. Can my mother become my sister when she drinks Yili?

As the saying goes, there must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

Being handsome is annoying. If I were a girl, I would marry myself.

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

Only the fakes are real, and everything else is fake!

It's not terrible to be lovelorn, but my period hasn't come yet!

Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

God said: don't forget to take an umbrella when you go out. I will water the flowers later.

Women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

One day, the world will change, so run now.

White camel mountain strong bone powder, get a knife apply a pack, also want to get a second knife.

Men's words are like women's weight loss, which can never be done.

Ask what the world is like, just ask people to take off their clothes and pants.

Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I want you to vomit blood when I take off my makeup.

Love is a war without smoke.

Some love is doomed to be silent for life, and some people are doomed to miss it.

If the memory doesn't speak, will the fleeting time blossom?

On the lonely stage, I keep reviewing the tenderness you gave me.

The most beautiful scenery can only be seen once, once is a lifetime.

I can draw a circle, shut myself in and keep my memory out.

It hurts more to get it and lose it than never to get it.

Time is divided into diagonal corners, which breaks down our dependence.

Don't tell others when you are sad, because others don't care.