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Urgently beg the lines of Guo Da's "Selling Rice"! !

Moderator: Ok, welcome to our program Tianya * * * Now. Today, our studio invited Guo Da, an actor who is very familiar and loved by everyone. Come on, welcome.

Guo Da: Hello! I'm Guo Da.

Moderator: I may have seen Mr. Guo Da in the street before, and everyone may say, isn't that a sketch actor? Love to say a sketch, but now in the past two years, Mr. Guo Da may perform more, all of which are works of film and television dramas, movies and TV series. And in the past two years, we found that some sketch actors like you seem to be particularly keen on developing into the film and television industry. Do you also want to change careers?

Guo Da: Actually, it's not that I want to change my career. I graduated from Shanghai Theatre Academy, and I am a performance major. My major is drama. Since 1974, I have been acting in drama, and then I started making movies and making TV dramas. But I became famous in sketches. In the past two years, I have been looking for me to make TV dramas and movies, so I have been here for the past two years, as if I were next.

Moderator: Actually, for example, last year, there was a well-known film, which was directed by Feng Xiaoning and starred by you. It was called Hands Up. Although it was a film with a theme of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, you made it very comic.

Guo Da: I used to be a person who was not very confident in acting. Before I went on stage, I always went backstage and ran to the toilet. Really, really, because I went on stage, for example, for ten minutes, I was able to go to the toilet five times.

I remember one time when I was filming Hands Up, I played a rural uncle. Yes, he was chased by the Japanese, and there was a traitor among them. I was also afraid to meet this traitor, but it happened that when we were running away, we met this traitor. So when I suddenly saw this traitor, I was very nervous, afraid that he would recognize it. I said that this is my son. It means that we are a family, and we are all outsiders in this village, and then we told our grandson to be quick. The original line was, call the boss, and let the children call the boss. Later, I suddenly wanted to call the boss, which was not enough to express that kind of tension, so I added it temporarily. I said, call the dog, call the boss, and tell the truth.

Compere: When filming this play, I also paid special attention to it. It is said that there is a performance in which you are asked to imitate the local people to sing Jin Opera. It seems that you have studied with many old local artists before, recorded it and sang it. How about it? Can you still sing a few words for us on the spot today from memory? This is a crime of insulting the country and harming the people.

Speaking of you playing the image of a farmer in Hands Up, and this farmer is such a farmer to protect cultural relics, I know that Teacher Guo Da also has such a hobby in life and likes to collect. It's not very professional, isn't it, but it often seems that he is mistaken.

Guo Da: I often do. Actually, I was in Shanghai Theatre Academy. Before I went to school, I was with the Xi 'an Cultural Bureau. I was in charge of cultural relics. Really, I was 19 years old at the Cultural Bureau, and I just managed it for one year.

Moderator: It seems that I remember hearing that you once spent 4 yuan in the local area and bought a teapot. You were very happy. As a result, you went back to the hotel to get water, and the color completely lost.

Guo Da: Yes, that was a time when I was at the border between Guangxi and Vietnam, and went to that market to buy things. I saw a teapot, which was a turtle with a dragon mouth. When I said how much it cost, he said it was 8, and I said it was 8. When I thought about it carefully, it was only 8. I thought to myself at that time, pretend that it was too expensive, then it was 4, and I was very happy to get it back at last. Xiao Yu is sleeping. I said Xiao Yu Xiao Yu, look, I bought something. He said you should take the cover and wash it to see if the color won't come off. If the color description is false, I think how can it come off? I took the cover and didn't dare to wash it elsewhere. I took it to the bathroom and washed it. Well, the cover turned white and my hand turned red.

Moderator: Among all your collections, Teacher Guo, is there any one that you think is your favorite?

Guo Da: I prefer a jar of the Yuan Dynasty that I collected, that is, a wine jar with black glaze. I paid 15, yuan for it. Later, I saw an auction record, which was the same as my jar in a foreign Sotheby's auction house, maybe a little higher than mine. That was $18,. You received it at 15, yuan, but the auction house took it at 99 yuan.

Moderator: Next time, you can perform a sketch with the theme of collection, which may be very real and vivid.

Guo Da: Actually, it doesn't matter whether this thing is expensive or cheap, whether it appreciates or depreciates, it's not particularly important to me. I think it's because I used to engage in cultural relics, and I always feel that I often go to the countryside to do it. At that time, we went to the countryside to publicize, and let the people, we have more things in Shaanxi. Often, we have Qin brick Hanwa, and the people took it to build a chicken nest. They didn't know him, paid attention to him, and he didn't care about it. There were too many. Later, when we came across this, we must hand it back. This is a national thing, representing the culture of our motherland, especially when I arrived. I remember that I went to Italy and saw their city after I arrived in Rome. For example, if there is a three-meter-long wall, they won't tear it down, just in the middle of the road. For example, if you are like Wangfujing, there is a place with a pile of bricks, so they will leave it behind and say it is history.

Moderator: Let's talk about your old performance sketch. In fact, maybe now everyone and the audience mention Guo Da's sketch, and the most impressive thing is that you should know which one it was, "Selling Rice", yes, changing rice. That sketch really left a deep impression on everyone.

Guo Da: Actually, I didn't know that I had succeeded after the performance. At that time, it was broadcast until New Year's Day. Until April, there was an audio-visual publishing house in Beijing. Call me. Are you Guo Da? I said I was. We wanted to invite you to release an audio tape. At that time, it was called an audio tape. I said I didn't have a program now. My "In front of the Delivery Room" had already been recorded. I said that it was recorded, no, no, no, no, no, no program, "Selling Rice", I said that "Selling Rice" was ok, and he said why not? Great, all the streets and alleys in Beijing are singing. I said yes, he said yes, I said it was impossible. I thought it was all because I acted like shit. How could there be a sudden news? Beijing said yes, just the next day. Coincidentally, the next day, I went to the street and there was a house on the road. Suddenly someone was shouting, Guo Da Guo Da, call me in Shaanxi dialect. I looked up and saw that it was a friend I hadn't seen for years. He worked in a TV station. I'm so excited, too. He said that I just got back from Yinchuan, and that people in the streets and alleys of Yinchuan were shouting for rice for rice and singing like you. I said yes. Yesterday, Beijing was in Yinchuan today, and I said I was angry.

Compere: Many years have passed. Can we listen to the delicious rice-for-rice again today?

Guo Da: Change rice, sister. Go forward boldly, go forward, and don't look back. The road to heaven is 99999.

Moderator: When Guo Da is mentioned, the general audience will think of another person, that is, your partner Cai Ming, like this Guo Da Cai Ming, who can never be separated. When did your cooperation with her begin?

Guo Da: At first, we started in 199. When I was in Beijing, I was always with Cai Ming. At that time, the two of us, I always said that the time we spent together was longer than the time I spent with my lover and her lover, and we often mistakenly thought that we were husband and wife. Sometimes we went to other places to perform and welcomed us into a room with a big bed. You sat here. Maybe later, discuss the script, rearrange the house, so that you two can have a good rest. Goodbye, see you tomorrow, and so on. How can we meet tomorrow? I said this is a bed, Cai Ming or where I live. You two are not together, aren't you a family? No, ah, you are not a family. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just ran out.

Moderator: After listening to so many interesting stories told by Teacher Guo Da, let's turn the camera to Taiwan Province and have a look again.

Taiwan Province location host: OK, today we are going to visit this magical figure, our magic master, Mr. Robin. Hello!

Robin: Hello, Yi Xuan! Hello, audience and friends from the mainland.

Taiwan Province location host: How old did you start learning?

Robin: Probably from middle school. I'm 13 and 14 years old.

Taiwan Province location host: Did you visit the teacher?

Robin: No, I learned from many teachers. In fact, I didn't really learn from them. Each teacher's specialty is different, so I learned from his specialty, so I learned from many teachers.

Taiwan Province location host: So, did you encounter some embarrassing things from before to now?

Robin: At first, I was nervous. I dropped something on the ground. Did anyone find it? It was found, but I was very skinny. I pretended to fall on purpose, pretending to make them play, but sometimes it was more serious. When there were many people, once when performing in the World Trade Center, the audience drew a card. I made a balloon dog, threw it in a paper bag, shook it, and the audience's card was caught by the balloon dog. As a result, when I made it, I found the audience's card. Whose card is that? It's a ghost card. It's really embarrassing.

Taiwan Province location host: Can ordinary people change this? Yes, you can do it after me. Red and black are together, and the right hand card is given to the left hand. Two complete groups are given to it, and your right hand grabs the left hand card again. Now the two groups are exchanged. Yes, that's it. It's as simple as that. I cover it with one action. Yes, it's very similar. It's good. Okay, next one, I'll be the first one. The next trick. I'll make it smaller, smaller, right? This line is thicker than the pinhole, right? One or two, what's the matter? Wrap it around your thumb, two times, three times, four times should be four times, almost three or four times. Pull it up, put this head inside, and it's OK. Pull the untrimmed end down, pull it down, and narrow the pinhole, so on. When I pull this thread forward, I pull the rope to the end, and the thread will squeeze between my thumb and forefinger, straight ahead, straight ahead, right, right, if I go through it, you will miss it, right?

Taiwan Province location host: The teacher also knows ventriloquism. Do you want to perform ventriloquism or something?

Robin: OK, dig up all our teacher's treasures for everyone to see. Then I'll learn a ventriloquist. Ok, learn a dog bark and say goodbye to everyone. Ok, the dog will say goodbye.