Humor about having dinner with my husband

1. Who wants to take you away from me unless you step in the middle of my bowl!

All the delicious things in the world should belong to me, including you.

You clean my house, and I'll feed you the whole world!

Eating you is my patent. Who dares to do anything illegal?

As long as I have what you want, I will give it to you. What are you doing outside? Be honest and enjoy yourself by my side.

6. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. I will treat you as a bride who has no worries about food and clothing!

7. Life is so short, what is eating you for decades?

8. I will give you happiness and cook for you myself. I don't trust others.

9. None of you can bully her, only I can! I want her to only like my cooking.

10. You wait, one day you will be my son's mother, and your cooking is great!

1 1. Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly and cook for you.